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Once upon a time, in a land very, very close in links....

Hi everyone! this is Sexyvampiress49 aka crystalshardinwrist, bellaaintgotshitonme64, and everlastingsunonourlove- that profile I gave away because I totally spilt with lordbloodsipper... I don't even want to talk about it so PLEASE DON'T ASK!

Before that, you might have known me as pokemonrulz with a Z, and various other screen names that all included the words ‘black’, ‘rain’, and ‘path’ with different placings of x's and numbers as I had to sign up different times. You know, it's only because *I* have a REAL LIFE and don't have time for all this stupid drama that goes on here.

Anyhow, I just thought I'd chronicle a little time in the life of my profile on Vampire Rave, because, I really want some of my friends to join so they can help me with the Referral Bonus. Because before like, 26 or 31 of my friends had joined and forgot to add me as their Referral, so I went to some Master Vampires and asked if they could help me with that and they totally blew me off like I was lying or something. And I was all... why would I lie? Why does it matter that I have all those bonus points- it's not like this makes me more important or something... But you know how it is with admins, they think they're better than all of us because of their 'titles'. *points to mouth and pretend gags* Reminds me of when neighbors in my apartment complex that I don't know joined the site and started rating people 1s and I got blamed for because they were siphoning my wireless connection. OR maybe even the time that my webcam was banned because it was rolling, empty for 5 hours when I went to the store to get some eggs and I thought I turned it off. I guess I should just change my screen name to LIAR though- since these high and mighty admins can't seem to do anything other than JUDGE.

But whatever...

I guess I’ll look at the recent journal entries. hmmm.. reading, reading... wow, she's totally talking about me! huh. I thought we were a family, and what happens in the e-coven stays in the e-coven??? I'm not going to put up with this. She doesn't know it but I am soooo tight with a bunch of high level Acolytes, that The Prince sometimes says ‘hi’ to me in the Vamp Box... and will align with me. I need to get these messages rolling, because if I don't act soon- she's not going to recognize what I can conjure- like several rates of 1 and coinciding blocks... and it won't end there- I can make journal entries of MY OWN!

Whatever- let's check out my last 10 to see who's snoopin’ in my journal…

OMG... there's Lycanlipstick again ...yeah, I likin' me some lipstick too... how unoriginal. pfft... She's like totally always stalking my entries. Let’s see who's rated me 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 9?????? Wow... I thought we were cool? Why would anyone give someone a 9? You know... that's like getting the Silver at the Olympics- everybody knows that just means you're the FIRST LOSER. I need to talk to someone, like really fast... And I have NO friends online. Just great. Guess I'll just have to journal this out. And if people don't like it they can just totally kiss my ass. Because it not about the number!

Wait… what’s that? I see England, I see France- I see …. Mmm… not sure. Just in case I better message every admin I see online to do my part in making sure TOS is upheld.

Really, I don’t have time for this crap… I have to take a bunch of webcam photos at a downward angle while raising my eyebrows with a crooked smirk.