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Thanks for clearing that up

Oh,I didnt even know anyhting about this,I will certainly check into what Im using and act accordingly..thank you for posting it in your journal

it does ;)

OH OH OH .. I have an emot for you!!!

I feel so dirty, and used. Like my value as a person has been denigrated, diluted. I am more than just a charming, sexy genius with a minor talent for photoshop! It's not my fault I look like this, stop judging me! I have feelings too!

Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!

Also, you don't pay me, so that probably makes me more of a slut than a whore :( What have I become?!

I win! LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nice one!



Good choice, I am sure.

Aww you are so sweet thank you!



I will do my best!!

According to Websters:



Furores: a very angry or excited reaction by people to something





Too bad your profile can't come equipped with pepper spray :P

THAT is a wonderful idea! I believe I am going to ask Cancer for that in the next PM update...meanwhile, maybe I can get a little tweak. Thank you, Morri; you always know the best ideas for making VR a better place.

Looks perfect lol

Yes, it does very much.

hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

*takes your Mountain Dew*

Thems fightin words, Thoth.

I see Scrabble. I also see that you haven't moved on our board. :(

Very nice indeed!

Ahhh... that looks wonderful.



A Toshiba Satellite series? Hmmm...



Did you ever find your adirondack chairs?

Only you, Ockham...only you would focus on the Scrabble game! OK, I'm gonna move now on our game and you better look out!

No, Birra...see where the two chairs are back in the garden? Across from the bench? That's where I want to put them. I received the patio table and chairs as a gift, and while it isn't exactly what I wanted (teak,) the sentiment behind the gift outweighs ANY disappointment. God, I love the umbrella! I sit out here a little while every day...nice to be able to even bring VR to the backyard! Beats the hell out of being cooped inside.



My grass really needs mowing. I'm busy not noticing.

I'll mow the grass!!!!

:Starts pondering something for your garden.:

Looks like so much fun to me, I want to do the same now!

Stunning, don't you just love the lighting you get before the storm?

It was amazing.

What beautiful images to start my day with....thanks for sharing x

A stunning lily! Macro setting on the little purple flower?

Lightly overcast days seem to provide that diffused light so vital to good macro shots. Yet it didn't flatten the lily. Excellent use of the light.

They really are beautiful ... bet they smell nice too .. jazzy. lol



Oh since I'm here I will advertise the fact that I too have updated both my portfolios .. the pics on Lifebloods are almost too similar ... lol

And of course you show the one with the bridge collapsed! pffft...NEVER, I will never live in a place with a bridge like that. *takes a valium after looking at the pictures*

Mission accomplished!

I can only deduct that you must be afraid of us since your pulling out all the stops to show us how scary New Orleans is.

Nah, I just think Seven is cute when she's all curled up in the fetal position chanting "looonnng scary bridge...looonng scary bridge..."

... Do I have to drive over those to get into the city coming from Texas?!

Also, thanks for teaching me how to make a proper cup of tea. =)

I used to make her laugh like that. So I finally stopped sending her pictures. :)

Proper cup of tea? Sounds interesting. Maybe I would drink tea more if I knew how to make it properly...

Kind, a literary genius, almost no southern accent (a definite plus), intelligent, talented and she's a hottie too!



How unfair is it that some get so much while the rest of us share so little?

You sound kind of Australian, are you sure you're not Australian? Or Canadian. You might be a Canuckystralian.

Damn I don't think I got to hear you curse. It was nice hearing your voice though :)

Ockham, I curse you to the pits of eternal kitteh stink for your suggestion that I am Canadian. Didn't you see that General Lee is my grandfather?! As to the allegation that I'm Australian...don't make me put YOU on the barby, you Fargo talkin' yankee "Yah you betcha" meanie.

Oh fine! Leave me out of it...



Next time you want to hear my accent, there's going to be a price.



;)

Well, Stabb...if you don't want to be left out, take your own Dixie test, you British "I cahn't play anythin' attoll" Scrabble talking bingo-hogging meanie. I bet you aren't General Lee's grandchild!

You're all mad aboot my suggestion that you might have a touch of the Canuckistan in your accent, eh? I'm sorry, eh? I'll buy you a toonie worth of beer to make up for it, eh?

And I'd always thought you'd have a strong Louisianian accent.

You have a cute accent!

I didn't think either one of us had an accent... and we both got the same result :P

No matter how you cut it.....Louisiana is SOUTH. :)

Good to know DIXIE has some AWESOME G.R.I.T.S.

Yea I'm so glad I'm not alone *even if I do talk funny*

*Does the Dark Vader breathing* Welcome to the dark side of taking a quiz.





:)

I love y'all :)

Well some of us females don't have to worry about someone mistaking our honeypots for airplane hangers.

Can your boyfriend hear the echo?



Do you often encounter unpleasant squishing/phumping/farting noises during boom boom?



Do you hear mysterious hollow wind howl noise while sunbathing nude?



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omg I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at a comment before. I nearly peed. Maybe I need the drawstring.

Ladies > are you tired of having your most private part taken for granted ?



If your answer is yes, then you need Bush Mail. Topiary for you pubic lovers out there.....be it animal, vegetable or mineral....even a message.

I was *going* to say something horrible, but after Morrigan's comment, I just don't think I can do it. The show here has been stolen.

*dies from laughter, pointing at Otter comment*

Sort of like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Holey Schnikey, BatBizzle! That wiffle ball bat disappeared! You should try new Pink Shrink! It'll reduce that airplane hangar to a 14 year old virgin status! (Results not typical.)

Whatever way you see it, a trim is in order.

Suddenly I've developed a finger-fetish.

Seems to go quite well with the journal entry above.

Cool pics

:sniffles: I want my garden back.

Ok so now I am going to enjoy your garden untill I can get my new one going.

Magical. I am waiting to see if I can spot a fairy. :)

Gorgeous... simply gorgeous. Poetry without words... well done!



Looks like Meatball is enjoying the coolness of the new doo!

WOW the last picture knocked me on my ass...Wow...wow...

Beautiful pictures of a place that looks amazing! I'd love to relax in a spot like this.

Man to Nature: I can simulate your real flowers in wax.



Nature to Man: I can simulate your wax flowers in reality.



Didn't I see those decorating a cake somewhere? Beautiful, but they don't look real.

Beautiful!!

I get a C? WTF!

50% and you're still giving me a C? You're much nicer than my teachers ever were!

I got a "C" too. :)

I got a B!

I guess I really should have studied.

Who is John J?