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So just a little head up for everyone, I have not died and taken my rightful throne in the bowels of hell...still patiently waiting for that day....wonder how many more licks it will take me to get to the center of that one....

It is just the wacky polecracky season...huh polecracky...wonder if that is what they call it when a male strippers bounces their junk off the pole...do male strippers even use a pole?? You know come to think of it, I have never been to male strip club that has a pole...maybe because they have one of their own already...

Anyways back on point..maybe for just a moment...focus might stay and it might not...to be or not to be that is the great quandary Gatsby....or is it quality...So yeah, just stupid busy and ping ponging off the walls of everyday life...perhaps more like bouncing off the walls like a wrecking ball but still...wait, wrecking balls don't really bounce so I should have said crashing through the walls. Maybe I am more like a laser light show in a room full of mirrors...

There is jut a lot going on right now, so much so that I can barely find space to breath...though you can't actually breathe in space, so perhaps that is my point...keeping up with me or are you as confused as me??? Either way you get it and what it is like in my little cookie crumble world!! lolol

I won't sit here and bore you with the details, actually I think I more lack the proper focus to detail the details, so I am more sparing myself than any of you readers...well I guess I would technically be sparing both...anyways, love to you all I hope you are all strapped in and locked and loaded and ready for the wacky polecracky season!!

~Toodles~

And I still say that would make a cute dildo!!🤣🤣🤣

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Vampirewitch39
18:20 Dec 07 2023

LOL.


OH HELL!! AI images coming to mind of dilido ?. ;)

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Vodka
20:51 Dec 07 2023

Kinda wondering what a Rudolph one might look like and do???lolol

Sorry for all of the typos in this entry btw, hectic brain=hectic fingers...so many places to go with that too...lolol

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Theodora
10:46 Dec 12 2023

I am borrowing "polecracky". I am going to see if I can work it in as many conversations as possible at work. :-) Anyway, glad you are well. I, too, have been MIA, but think I might be on the verge of resurfacing. Potentially. Miss you!

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Vodka
19:16 Dec 13 2023

Miss you too hun!!! Lol, let me know how the use of "polecracky" turns out!!!

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STABB666
21:43 Sep 07 2024

Yes, I am as confused as you.

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