I find this hilarious. This is what happened when I got home from work tonight.
Partner: Hi, I'm glad you're home. I'm drunk.
Me: Your shorts are on backwards.
Makes me laugh every friggin time I think about it.
I love bananas. I learned how to spell that word with the help of Gwen Stefani, sad. I also love pears.
I'm not a huge fan of the apple, and I do not care for pomegranite.
I am on the fence with the mango.
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The plot thickens, or should that be pot; compote that is!
Grapes! How could you forget grapes the sugar bombs of nature ;)
Bananas make me throw up, mangos remind me of an intimate passion, and well coconuts remind me of Coca a flippin' Bana in NY NY! oh.. monkeys what have I have left out! *nuts* ;) oooOOOooo now there is a subject!
What...No CITRUS?
You left out an entire FAMILY of fruits!
Lemon, Lime, Graprefruit, Orange, tangerine, Clementine...C'mon!
Now THIS is a quality journal entry! I'm pulling for you on that mango issue.
I'm with sahahria on grapes. Oh, and don't forget about kiwis.
I love to read and I read every single night before sleep (with few exceptions). Anyway, the genre that I have a special place in my head for is the fantasy/sci-fi genre.
Today for a 4th of July surprise my beloved found me a new book! Its the first in a series I havent read and I'm stoked!
Here is what the book/series is about:
"What is the series about?
City of Bones begins with a sixteen-year old girl named Clary Fray, who lives in New York with her mother, an artist. She comes home one night to find her apartment ransacked, her mother gone -- and a slavering demon ready to tear off her head. Once the demon's dealt with, Clary follows the clues to her mother's disappearance into an alternate New York filled with hideous demons, hard-partying warlocks, not-what-they-seem vampires, an army of werewolves and the scariest thing of all: the secrets of her mother's past. She also finds herself torn between two boys -- her best friend Simon, for whom she's developing new feelings, and the mysterious demon hunter Jace, who has a past more tangled than her own. She becomes a part of the secret word of the demon hunters, or Nephilim, and as she does discovers she might be more connected to them than she originally thought. City of Ashes continues Clary's adventures with Simon, the demon hunters Jace, Isabelle and Alec, the warlock Magnus, and the mysterious Raphael. City of Glass takes the characters to the demon hunters' exotic home country, Idris."
YAY!
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Oh, I will have to check that out Sevenn
You will have to post later whether it is worth getting....I do hope it is. :)
Nothing like a bit of light reading before bed :-P
If you ever get time please try to track down a book called The Lady of Hay by Barbara Erskine. I promise it won't disappoint, and if it does I will send you a refund!
Have you read anything by Octavia Butler ?
This does sound like a good series. Darn good present :)
So far, the book is great!
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Joli
05:19 Jul 16 2009
And now I can laugh, too :)
PandorasBx
05:22 Jul 16 2009
I love a bit of ammo ;)
meeper
15:54 Jul 16 2009
Oh are we sharing drunk stories now? I've got a few on you :P
WiccanAngel
18:52 Jul 16 2009
Cattales
02:48 Jul 18 2009
Now you know why they were so glad you were home! lol
xxEmaeraldxx
21:36 Jul 20 2009
laughs! your partner is a *hoot*
Vampirewitch39
14:43 Jul 22 2009
:) That is MM- always up for some laughter.