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I feel like running around like that brat McCauleuy Caulkin (spelling?) in the damned movie. Only I really do want to holler, "AMOK, AMOK, AMOK!!" My brother is studying. When he's done, THEN we get to go hike. *bouncy bouncy bouncy* I think ... someone needs to ready the tranquilizer gun.



I have the kind of hyperactivity going on that could get me in a lot of trouble, shot with a tranquilizer gun, or jailed. >.o







AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA





EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I felt terrible yesterday, but today I feel like I can lift the entire world. 0.o 'kay.





I ground coffee this morning and my house smells like beauty.

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Khayman
21:21 Jan 29 2011

You and I always have Gnarly Bitch / shitty days within 24 hours of each other.

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Abstract, Moonie and Deity on cam = Deity almost vapor-locking with giggle-squeaks.

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MooniePie
05:47 Jan 29 2011

HAHAHA She just did it again!

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moonkissed
06:25 Jan 29 2011

She is so funny!

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sPerAnZa
14:15 Jan 29 2011

I MISS my girls..... :(

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Deity
16:50 Jan 29 2011

Like it's my fault that Abs pulled out her secret stash.

Hahhaha

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Requiem
17:22 Jan 29 2011

That stash isn't very secret. She rattled the contents of the tupperware bin. A lot!

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PD sent me this link, and honestly, I actually rather like the print.



It's NOT work safe. It's NOT kid safe.

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sahahria
01:44 Jan 29 2011

Technically it is classical- meaning it was used in season 3 of mad men in the boss' office ;)

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xXTroublexX
06:25 Jan 29 2011

Now that is one sick woman.

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King`Tarquin
11:12 Jan 29 2011

Ohhh KAYY!!! We shall cancel squid for dinner then.

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PhoenicianDream
23:07 Jan 29 2011

Heheh

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=( Blackstaff erased his journal.



Boo.

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TheArtistRose
12:09 Jan 28 2011

Aww. He had funny stuff in there.

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Selkie
13:16 Jan 28 2011

I agree I loved his journals. Hoping he will be back with more soon though :)

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ThothLestat
17:05 Jan 28 2011

aw man, what the hell??

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RedQueen
22:40 Jan 28 2011

Why in the world would he do that?

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Khayman
23:11 Jan 28 2011

See it's still showing on my journal list that he has entries in it. :-(

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I want to kidnap the Wolf for a drive to Dallas for awesome ribeye steak. Dammit.

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michen
19:45 Jan 27 2011

...and who's keeping you? The Wolf or J.R.?

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Requiem
00:44 Jan 28 2011

The Job. :P



I work too fucking much.

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WTF? I am eating like a pig and my blood sugar is still hanging out in the 60's.

Does anyone else sing to their coffee pot as it brews? "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" ...? I do.





To the tune of The Itsy Bitsy Spider.

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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
14:09 Jan 25 2011

Well... it's about 5 after 6 a.m. here on the Left Coast and I ACTUALLY took a moment here to try to sing that with only one cup of coffee under my belt. O.O LMAO!!! My cats came in the kitchen to see WTH I was doing.



So that didn't work. I'll have to try another tune tomorrow morning.



Just so you know, now I have that song "yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy" stuck in my head.

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Bellanova333
15:08 Jan 25 2011

hmmmm no singing... I usually yell at it to hurry up while peeking through one eye half open... maybe if I sing to it, it will go faster? Worth a shot...

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JustinV
16:26 Jan 25 2011

Ours is set to a timer. It goes off at 5am. Now singing of a different sort happens if we forgot to set it up the night before.

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WildChild
17:39 Jan 25 2011

No, I am often found yelling at the teapot "would you hurry the fuck up."

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sPerAnZa
23:31 Jan 25 2011

I do when I am making sweet tea. ♥



But I improvise my song to the tune of "Can't get no Satisfaction."



"I can't get nooo..... sweet tea... Not until its brewed through the pot and I can swish it around with some suuugaaaa."



^.^

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Joli
16:41 Jan 26 2011

I wish there were cameras on you all the time. Your are a one woman reality show!

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Why, yes, I AM pogoing around my house in 4"Mary Jane heels to this song.





Not - it is NOT about pot, it really is about shoes.



Everything is beautiful, motherfucking beautiful ...

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sahahria
00:34 Jan 25 2011

Phone wont load song *pout*



Fresh pot! Er I mean shoes o.o

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I am so damned edgy and antsy. Already been to the gym. Already did the grocery shopping.



I feel ... full of energy and aggression, like I need to either start a fistfight to burn some of it off, or have an afternoon of the kind of fun that requires mutual consent, a shower and band-aids.

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NocturnalMistress
20:24 Jan 23 2011

Just one shower?



I think you could pull off.. three!



;)



*WHOOOOOOOOOOSH*



**Quack**



XP

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NocturnalMistress
20:24 Jan 23 2011

With the consent of whomever else...



*Kinky Kitty Pornos*



XP

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Requiem
20:27 Jan 23 2011

Hah!

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Abstract
21:33 Jan 23 2011

Now that is the kind of fun I like to see. Record this for my viewing pleasure later? :D

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Ya know ... At the rate people's journal entries keep causing me to share my coffee with my keyboard (i.e. laugh it right the hell out of my mouth), I really ought to look into something like a keyboard condom. It's just a damn good thing I don't use sugar or milk in my coffee. No sticky.

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Lullaby
05:31 Jan 24 2011

You make my keyboard sticky, Req. :)



...



... Wait a minute...



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Requiem
12:46 Jan 24 2011

Holy ... *snicker* SO MANY COMMENTS could be made right now, but I will refrain. Hah! Good one. =)

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Lullaby
13:22 Jan 24 2011

I couldn't refrain!

Stickiness which can be prevented with a (keyboard) condom - spitting liquids out of the mouth, milk, sugar...



It is damn good.

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I really hate that whenever I type when watching someone's cam it either does not show up, shows up retardedly late or double posts. =/

I have found a new favorite restaurant. I went to Ghengis Grill today. You pick your stuff, pick your spices, pick your sauce (I eschewed the sauce) and pick your starch (I also eschewed the starch). Give it to the cooks and they bring you a hot bowl of steaming love. I have food allergies, so they sanitized a portion of the grill for me to ensure I got no allergens in my food. ♥ It was motherfucking fantastic.

For dinner:



Soup (YUM!) of bamboo shoots, straw mushrooms, garlic, beef, spices (including HOT HOT peppers).





As a note:



Is it bad when I only realized someone had a nifty tie when I was strangling him with it?



I slept ... 11 hours last night.



E. Lev. En.



It was magnificent.

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Blackstaff
02:12 Jan 22 2011

~grins~ sounds pretty awesome to me

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I really get very tired of always being the one who has to fix other peoples' mistakes and make up for others' shortcomings.



It's getting to the point to where I kind of want to quit my job.



I have tried to put things back squarely on the offending parties' shoulders, repeatedly, but ... then it doesn't get done, and the client suffers. And then I have to fix it, along with dealing with a complaint.



I have tried to express this to my boss, and in this instance I get the equivalent of, "buck up, buttercup" couched terms of, "But, oh, you're so competent!"



Well, fuck you, but I am also so very tired. So. Very. Tired.



Maybe I am just hormonal and discouraged and burned out.



Maybe I am being completely taken for granted and being taken advantage of. Maybe I am ending a sentance with a fucking preposition. >.o

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Khayman
00:22 Jan 20 2011

"Ok. What are you shopping for... BITCH?."



;-)



Right there with ya today, sunshine. :-(



I say we pull a Thelma and Louise.

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Requiem
13:29 Jan 20 2011

Oh, please, can we?

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Blackstaff
20:23 Jan 20 2011

o.0 No Going Postal, k?

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RedQueen
22:01 Jan 20 2011

No sugar, it isn't just you. I have these pretty boy and girl barenders, who think the only thing they have to do is show up, make their tips, flirt, and go home. The scut work gets left to me with a distinct coughcoughLuanne can do itcoughcough couched within the same you're so competent and organized. And when I took it up with the manager, all I got from her was "You can't talk to them because you won't do it right, whereas I will be more PC."



SO I told her "Fine. While you're being all fucking PC, nothing is going to change, because they know you aren't going to do anything to them for not doing their fucking jobs"



I was right- and because I care about things being easy for me to work with, and the customers, I still take care of doing all the shit that needs to get done and wouldn't if i left it to them.



So yeah. Power in numbers, sister- I'm right there wit ya...

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sPerAnZa
20:27 Jan 21 2011

When someone tries to woe with their shortcomings and mistakes, take a line from a song by Travis Tritt and hand them a quarter. :)



--Here's a quarter.... call someone whooo carrresss.

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Obviously - I did not cook on camera. But I did cook. And it was good. :P

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Blackstaff
15:38 Jan 18 2011

Yay, I didn't miss it then :)

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Monday, some time during the day (I do not have to work) I might allow myself to cook on camera.



If I do, I'll be making Apricot Chicken.

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Requiem
15:38 Jan 16 2011

It'll be noon-ish Central. Maybe a bit earlier or later. I'll give a head's up.

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Daire
01:15 Jan 18 2011

Apricot Chicken? Why not just make Asbestos Meatloaf.

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Requiem
12:39 Jan 18 2011

Barbarian!

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Oh Christ on Crack Hobbling ALong On A Rubber Crutch WITH rICKETS!!!





Pardon the caps.



Moonie and Abstract and Khayman on cam ... fucking hysterical. =)

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Abstract
04:19 Jan 16 2011

Glad we are amusing the shit outta ya xD

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LadyDarkRayne
05:18 Jan 16 2011

Oh yes loads of fun in there tonight from Politics to Pussy.. can't go wrong there =}~

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RedQueen
06:54 Jan 16 2011

DAMMIT- WHY are you guys doing this on the ONE night I have to WORK???

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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
08:03 Jan 16 2011

Again I say YAY for windex!! That was the best laugh in such a long time!

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Making red beans and rice. Haitian style.





Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

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sahahria
17:03 Jan 15 2011

I'm making spit pea soup! :-D

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Requiem
19:41 Jan 15 2011

MMMMMMMMM I adore split pea soup!



Do you put carrots in?

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Khayman
23:26 Jan 15 2011

I've never had split pea soup.



However... tonight, on MY burner, is 15 bean soup WITH ham (yes, I threw the bone in, too) and cornbread.



It's cold outside. This works. :-D

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Requiem
01:17 Jan 16 2011

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FIFTEEN BEANS!!!!!!! Mit a ham-hock! ♥

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sahahria
16:34 Jan 16 2011

Yes to carrots ham and Italian parsley in it ;)

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Dude. Joli rocks my socks. Her mind is nifty. I'd like to meet her some day.

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Joli
07:18 Jan 15 2011

Odious lies! What'd I do...what'd I do?!

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NocturnalMistress
09:27 Jan 15 2011

Heh heh Me think's you have her worried... With the electric fence and all... XP



But, she does have a nifty mind, I too, would like to meet her one day. :D And you, at that note!

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Seriously? YOU ASSHOLE! *gnaw rend chew* Go fuck an electric fence! >.o



... There. I feel better.





No, I have no urge to explain. Just ... vent.

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NocturnalMistress
00:06 Jan 14 2011

I still wobes you ;)

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Requiem
00:08 Jan 14 2011

In that case, Ducky, you only have to have foreplay with it. :P



(no no, it's not about you, silly feathered flying filly)

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NocturnalMistress
00:18 Jan 14 2011

I would hope not... ;)



But foreplay.. Hmm... Sounds like fun, fun, fun! XP



*takes you and takes off flying and drops you (gently) in a field of flowers*



:P

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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
00:57 Jan 14 2011

I want to know more about the electric fence part personally.



O.o

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Requiem
11:28 Jan 14 2011

Well, Lady, when an asshole and an Electric fence love each other very much ...





:P

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RedQueen
22:31 Jan 14 2011

Do I need to open up a giant can of whoopass, or just push the person closer to the fence? Preferably with a cattle prod?

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Looking over this and the last few entries, maybe the allergy medicine is kicking Cedar's ass AND mine. I just caught myself trying to put a paper plate into the dishwasher.

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Lullaby
00:48 Jan 12 2011

Would that be like trying to heat noodles in the fridge?

Allergy meds suck. I lost a bowl of noodles, thanks to them.

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Indulgence
00:58 Jan 12 2011

What kinda drugs you got? I want some of those.

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RedQueen
07:17 Jan 12 2011

Ditto- GIMME-fucking cottonwood. Never had allergies in my effing life till I moved to Canada. Now every summer, there is enough shit floating around to make it look like it's snowing in July, and I cna't breath to save me effing life...

*snark*



Paper plate in the dishwasher ohmigawd, I thought I would never stop laughing...then I told Scott, and had to laugh some more...lol

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JustinV
14:20 Jan 12 2011

While everyone else is asking for what you're taking, I feel your pain. I remember, no drugs involved - just not awake yet, pouring my coffee into my cereal. Practically filled the damn bowl up before I realized what the hell I'd done.

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Requiem
23:48 Jan 12 2011

ONe question, though, Justin - Did you eat it? ... I might have. o.o

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I just smacked my forehead with soup.



I have no idea how the fuck I did that.



I have immense grace. Eeeeyyyeaaah.

Hah! Cedar can go lick me where I poop! I win! Go allergy stuff!



Cedar can kiss my pasty white cellulite befud... Wait. It's colorful. I'm tattooed. Let me try it again.



*ahem*



Dear Cedar, Kiss my colorfully befuddled, cellulite raddled old ass! Hah!



There we go.

I may feel physically puny today, still, but damn, I think my mind is trucking along in the direction I'd like it to go.



I feel positive about so many aspects of my life. Those about which I do not feel positive, I am in the process of changing. So - in a round-about fashion, this is positive, too.



Do I want to be specific? ... Not really. It would take a great deal more effort than I think I have the energy for, at present. (Effin' Cedar trees).



Suffice it to say .. Yay, me. ♥ I am pretty fucking fabulous.



That is all.

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Indulgence
00:37 Jan 12 2011

Yep, you are! :)

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"TRØNDER TATOVERINGA"





I know this means Trond Tattooing ... But WHY oh why does my brain insist upon seeing "Thunder Vagina" ...?



Terrible mental image there.



>.o

It's the fornicating cedar trees. Cedar pollen. Bugger off!



>.o



Well, now that I know what is making me feel like kacky, I can combat it.

I feel a bit better today. I ate yesterday and it stayed down. YAY eggs! Rash is subsiding. Yay cortizone! Dizziness is come and go. Yay vertigo? No, not so much.



I watched Despicable me yesterday.



IT'S SOOO FLUUUUFFFYYY!!!!!!



I like Gru.





The boys were all here yesterday, playing D&D, and it was a comfort to hear them roaring along, getting mud-stomped by goblins and returning the favor. Jim, Jimmy, Jamie, Michael and Peter.



Go gettem guys. I'm sleeping.

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NocturnalMistress
17:42 Jan 09 2011

Every time I see the phrase Fluffy I think:



*Flurry Badger* and can't stop laughing...



;P

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Abstract
13:53 Jan 13 2011

I ♥ that movie. I want a little minion. They were adorable.

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*groan* Ok. Bed. Yes. Much bed. But first ... the grocers. Maybe the universe will take pity on me and make it an easy trip.

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TheArtistRose
19:37 Jan 08 2011

Get well soon Req. Rest.

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Ok, so today = no bueno.



I got really dizzy about 9am, and it didn't get any better. I threw up 4 times. I had to run the all agent meeting, at which we had 70 people in a room that grew increasingly small. We didn't finish that until damn near 6pm.



I have had the most amazing and blinding headache for most of 2 days.



On top of this - I have the weirdest rash on my torso and arms.



I have no idea what the fuck. I am not, however, running a fever or suffering any kind of congestion. My ears do not ache, nor is my hearing affected (more's the damn pity).



I think ... I will go to bed early. And stay there.

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Joli
02:47 Jan 08 2011

Plague. Definitely Plague.

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Requiem
03:28 Jan 08 2011

Rock on. Buboes unite!

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Khayman
14:03 Jan 08 2011

*fits of giggles at the mention of plague*



Seriously though... you get a fever I'd like to see you suck up that fear of doctors, mama.



I *will* fly to Tay-haas just to drag that ass in...

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sahahria
19:37 Jan 08 2011

It seems you need to call me again- and this time go over what's happening...

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My innards are uncomfortable.

Lyrics, so I don't lose them:



Mordred's Lullaby, by Heather Dale



Hush, child, the darkness will rise from the deeps

and carry you down into sleep.

Child, the darkness will rise from the deeps

and carry you down into sleep.



Guileless son, I'll shape your belief,

And you'll always know that your father's a thief.

And you won't understand the source of your grief,

But you'll always follow the voices beneath ...



Loyalty, loyalty

Loyalty, loyalty

Loyalty, loyalty

Loyalty, only to me ...



Guileless son, your spirit will hate her,

The flower who married my brother the traitor,

And you will expose his puppeteer behavior

For you are the proof of how he betrayed her loyalty.



Loyalty, loyalty

Loyalty, loyalty

Loyalty, loyalty

Loyalty, only to me ...



Hush, child, the darkness will rise from the deeps

and carry you down into sleep.

Child, the darkness will rise from the deeps

and carry you down into sleep.



Loyalty, loyalty

Loyalty, loyalty

Loyalty, loyalty

Loyalty, only to me ...



Guileless son, each day you grow older,

Each moment I'm watching my vengeance unfold,

For the child of my body, the flesh of my soul,

Will die in returning the birthright he stole.



Loyalty, loyalty

Loyalty, loyalty

Loyalty, loyalty

Loyalty, only to me ...



Hush, child, the darkness will rise from the deeps

and carry you down into sleep.

Child, the darkness will rise from the deeps

and carry you down into sleep.

I adore soup.



Soup makes me smile, in my mouth, tummy and heart.



I don't know what it is, but soup has always said, "love" to me.

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Daire
00:36 Jan 07 2011

To me soup has always seemed too much akin to food that has already been eaten.

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Requiem
00:39 Jan 07 2011

AHahahahah!

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Bellanova333
00:52 Jan 07 2011

ohhhhh I do share in your feelings towards soup (:

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...



Is there such a thing as "Facebook status ADD" ...?





I think I may have it. o.o

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BubbleGumClaudia
01:35 Jan 06 2011

LOL

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NocturnalMistress
01:36 Jan 06 2011

I heart you. :)

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Indulgence
03:27 Jan 06 2011

But isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

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Requiem
12:40 Jan 06 2011

You know ... I wouldn't know, and have not known for quite some time whether, in fact, it is awfully nice to have a penis.



As a note. *sigh*

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No, this is not the creepy story.



Do you ever have those nights when you cannot get your brain to just shut the fuck up already? Yeah, me too.



Quite often.



Also, Molly is in heat again and she will not shut the fuck up either. We match.



I have no idea what bedraggled circles my mind was limping in last night as I finally passed out about 3am. Yay black yawning depths of sleep! Boo weird ass dreams i can't remember! Except they involved itching.



Really Molly? I mean, really? Jesus, you cow-print cat, I ought to have named you Brisket.





I have a grocery list I've been adding to for several days. I just can't bring myself to hit the grocers. It's only going to suck worse when I do, because I will need to get rather a lot of stuff.



I had my first hot flash yesterday. Boy howdy did that shit suck ass. I need to dress in layers, that way I will not be tempted to sit in the office in my bra begging for an ice bath.



Molly, I know. Life sucks. You're flexible, go take care of business, ok? I won't judge. Just no loud licking.



I don't want to go to work today.

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RedQueen
23:09 Jan 05 2011

When I got pregnant in 2000, my best friend at the time had just discovered she was starting menopause. I went by the bar to see her (she owned the place, can you say SWEET?). She told me she was starting menopause, and therefore was hormonally challenged, so not to piss her off. I told her so was I, only I was pregnant, and not to piss me off.



We definitely took care of each other for the next year...lol

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SO. Back to work this morning. Let's muster this excitement. Rah. Motherfucking. Rah.



I am sure the task fairy shat all over my desk during the holiday. Granted it was ONE DAY of holiday for me (yesterday) - but still.



Plus side - still looking forward to March. If I get any more excited by the prospect I will probably burst something. Maybe a kidney - and won't THAT be a mess.



I don't think I am going to cook on camera. I may well hop BACK on cam and make a jackass of myself again in other fashions. But I want some friends to be around when I do. Interacting that much with strangers is weird.



Shaddup! I know, at one time every last one of you were strangers! This was before I pulled myself up by my metaphorical nut-sack and faced fears and met around 40 of you at different times. Some were fabulous meetings - some were very creepy. Most were pretty damned nifty.



One has led to me talking with someone for about 6 years or so, and flying out of country to say heydie in March. =) He promised coffee. Smart man, that.



Ok. Well. I think I digressed sufficiently from whatever point I may have intended to make.



Toodles!

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JustinV
14:28 Jan 04 2011

I wish you wrote more entries like this. Addendum - I wish you had a warning when you write entries like this: "Stop drinking before reading." Sprayed coffee all over my desk, thank you very much.



I wanna hear about the "very creepy" meetings!!! And yes, please do inform when you'll be next on to 'make a jackass' of yourself!

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RedQueen
05:35 Jan 05 2011

Ya haven't met me yet.....



*SNARK*

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Requiem
12:15 Jan 05 2011

Ha! I may relate creepy stories.



RedQueen - I am actually sad I have not met you yet. Very very sad. This needs to happen:



You - Me - Khayman - some poor bastard of a bartender - and bail.

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RedQueen
23:07 Jan 05 2011

ROFLMAO



I'm with you sugar- I am seeing winning the lottery and going on one inch HELL of a road trip. In my uncle in law's rv. For a couple of months. VR would never know what hit it. And I would even be open to the temptation of loading up the ENTIRE zoo, and decending on the prince's palace...LMAO



God help the man, HE'D never know what hit him either...



With heels....

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I don't like to refer to myself as "fat." I like to refer to myself as "hard to kidnap." In the time it takes you to get me, you could have had ten skinny bitches.

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Deity
06:31 Jan 03 2011

What-the-fuck-ever. ♥

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Enrapture
07:12 Jan 03 2011

I wish I could've thought with this a while back when discussing my fatness with a friend.



We settled on, "I'm not fat, I'm just fucking huge".

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RedQueen
09:44 Jan 03 2011

Ewe's not FAT Ewe's FLUFFY....



and I lubs joo.....

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Lullaby
14:00 Jan 03 2011

I'll be screaming that at my brother next time he calls me fat.

Req, you genius. ♥

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sPerAnZa
16:07 Jan 03 2011

I've officially hit 160 pounds.

Two more months of weight gain to go. >:D

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NocturnalMistress
17:11 Jan 03 2011

You know, I love you.

Your comments and out look on life makes me smile. :D

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Joli
03:07 Jan 04 2011

Stabb and I figure we could kidnap you real good in those new size 10s.



Skinny bitch!

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They were gorgeous ... but would have made me so damned ill.



Hence ... the pouty face.

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King`Tarquin
02:03 Jan 03 2011

I love this picture - hehehe!

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Lullaby
04:00 Jan 03 2011

For Christmas '11 I want a cookie AND a pouty Req.

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Khayman
00:32 Jan 04 2011

LMAO I love this picture.



Thanks again for the baklava...



And for being here in general. :-)

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Nightgame
13:45 Jan 04 2011

This picture makes me want to take those away, grab your hand and say "let's go cause some mischief" :)

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Ok. Weird question.





(Like I have normal ones?)





Have you ever been gulping water, and felt/heard your eustacian (spelling?) tubes glurking right along with your swallowing? Like your tympanic membranes are flexing as you swallow?



It's bizarre.



I am tempted to keep gulping to see how long this happens.

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RedQueen
09:43 Jan 03 2011

Actually yes I have- it is rather unnerving when it happens, no?



normal questions...REALLY?

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You know ... I am half tempted to cook on camera.





But ... only half.

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Blackstaff
22:14 Jan 02 2011

You should. We'd have a blast.

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xxKontradictionxx
22:15 Jan 02 2011

Oh, it'd be so fun, you could make that Pizza again that I missed!



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TheArtistRose
22:17 Jan 02 2011

Anything with grapes? ;P

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MooniePie
22:19 Jan 02 2011

You could half cook with half your clothes on!



Who's gunna know if you're not wearing pants or not!

Oh the fun!



Just don't burn your bidness.

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birra
22:40 Jan 02 2011

Do it!

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I slept well for the first time in a very long time last night.



I hope the new year has a great deal more of this in store for me. =)



I am getting more excited about March, too. Did I tell, you, dear readers? I bought a pillow pet. One of those ridiculously soft pillows that you can strap their tums and make it into a stuffy toy? I got a dolphin. Why the type matters, I know not - but I almost got the penguin.



This is, I hope, to encourage me to sleep on the overseas flight rather than have a 15 hour long freak-out at breathing the air of strangers and being touched by them. I may even ... take a nyquil before the last leg.



I arrive over there at 9:35am local time. It would behoove me to be somewhat rested so I don't greet an entire foreign country and culture with a not unexpected American, "Fuck off. Bring bed." I'd rather greet it with wide eyed wonder and a sense of fun and open-mindedness, however logy and coffee-starved.



If it IS all snowy still - I am going to start the shit storm of throwing a snow ball. I know. I'm almost 40. Fuck you and your lack of sense of fun! :P I plan to play. =) I'll accept the repercussions.



I'l lose, but that's ok. Hehe.



Forward, look forward, m'dear.



:-* Stop looking backward.





And Dee - the mirror is a liar. Remember that, lovely. It's a liar.

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King`Tarquin
23:00 Jan 01 2011

HAH! I was right - there was more to what you wrote on the OTHER SIDE.



Well, screw the age - and go PLAY PLAY PLAY!



Yes, Dolphin's are good - but I was hoping you'd get monkey - but hey, you've got a hat awredi. :P



FORWARD! FORWARD!

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Flannery
23:10 Jan 02 2011

Haha. Sleeping on the plane, arriving well-rested.....so naive. So naive.



Remember your pipe dream after you've woken up at 9 pm after sleeping for 17 hours. :P

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Fale - That was more fun cutting up in conversation online than I've had in a while. =) Heh. Chauvinistic, amusing, quirky bastard. *hat tip*



I don't understand why people get pissed at you. Tongue in cheek seems to be your motto; you're fucking hilarious.

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Fale
01:27 Jan 01 2011

People are in general pretty much dumb as a bag of shit

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PAGAN
10:24 Jan 01 2011

I agree. Fale is pretty cool :)

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King`Tarquin
13:29 Jan 01 2011

I agree too - and he writes well.

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