Anchorman!
Set at 17:33 on June 01, 2013
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Quote: "It's a Trolls life"
Biography
Occupation -- Entertainer / Vigilante
Fale is currently working on achieving what is commonly known as the "Zangief Mode" -- When the "Zangief Mode" has been achieved, Fale will undoubtedly be able to perform feats of great strength and cunning (Such as combating bears of various breeds) ... Fale is also a low-powered vigilante superhero, with hopes and dreams of future grandeur.
His morality and code is very black and white -- One might say quite extremist (To the extreme!), but fret not, if you're a law-abiding citizen, you have nothing to fear from Fale the Almighty.
Some of his abilities and powers include (But are not limited to!):
- Crabikinesis -
An ability unique to Fale -- Who has the power to communicate, summon forth (From the vast depths of our dark oceanic graves) and command crustaceans and cephalopods; Fale utilizes Crabikinesis as often as is (in)humanly possible to fight and prevent crime.
Rock Fossil Armor
Fale has the ability to transform parts of his body into what is commonly known as "rock fossil"; by doing so he is capable of absorbing and take otherwise crushing blows.
Wrasslin' -- Submission forbidden
Via years of experience in and outside the ring, Fale is capable of power-bomb takedowns, awesome grappling techniques and extremely overpowered joint-locks and is nigh impossible to overcome once he's got you in a submission-stance.
Pepsi Max Guzzle Champion
Drinking 1.5 Liters of Pepsi Max a day, WILL keep the Doctor at bay, for another day.
Attributes
Height -- 5'10"
Weight -- 218 lbs
Arms -- 18"
Build -- Grizzly-esque
Eyes -- Grey / Green
IQ -- 125-130
Skills
Juggler -- Accomplished Entertainer (Up to six balls in air)
Chef -- Grand Master of the Culinary Arts
Personal Trainer -- Training people since 2009
Artist -- Dabbler in all things Creative
Vocalist -- You guize should hear his Elvis impression
Drifter -- Cause everybody loves dem durr Thick & Veiny drifters
Perks
Chauvinist -- Girls should know their place!
Extreme Power of Will -- 700-750 Kcal Daily Diet!
Charismatic -- Let me lead a nation to glory!
Rad Scorpion -- Born in November
Grizzled -- Full beard within seven days
Currently Watching / Playing
World of Warcraft
Singularity
Desktop Dungeons
Dexter Season 2+
Hung
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