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MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL
18:42 Feb 20 2008
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If you've ever dealt with Medicare for yourself or a family member you'll get this joke good.

> The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'

> > 'Mrs. Sanders, please.'

> > 'Speaking.'

> > 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.

Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'

> > 'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

> > 'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'

> > 'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.

> > 'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.'

> > 'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

> > 'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'