Email Gems19:43 Dec 29 2013
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From: xxx@yahoo.com
Date: Dec 22, 2013
I've always wanted to be a vampire could someone plz turn me into one I would forever be in your dept I want the looks the speed the flight the powers plz I hate being human I have always dreamnt of being one of u guys so plz call me at [hidden] and say ur my bro or sis cuz I'm in a grouphome or just email thnx
From: xxx@outlook.com
Date: Dec 21, 2013
to all you vampire gals out there in these screwed up world of ours,i,m gonna need some of you vampire pack of gals to hang with on a daily basis to go to night clubs with and maybe perhaps give some of my thunderous husband love-making to you all time to time if all of you wish me too and that also goes for all you lonesome ones too out there on a daily and steady basis and perhaps some casual sex encounters too and maybe make some home made porns with you gals too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxx@yahoo.com
Date: Nov 26, 2013
I think I'm a vampire, not sure please help not joking
From: xxx@gmail.com
Date: Nov 22, 2013
Hi, first sorry for my bad english, it's cause i'm french.
So since 4 mounth i was discovered any power, any faculties in me, psychic power for more precise, so i would like to know an french community based about psivamp in order to progress. Thanx for the futur reply
From: xxx@gmail.com
Date: Nov 13, 2013
i want to become a vampire plz im beging plz make me or help me
From: xxx@yahoo.com
Date: Oct 16, 2013
ImagesInWords,
I'd be able to use my first account but there's one problem which I doubt is on record I have tried to log in and had to hit forgot password. Well my answer for my security question wouldn't work. So yes it has been hacked or else I would not have to have made a new one. As for the false allegations Ifimd absolutely ridiculous. My friends and family on here know better than to believe that.
From: xxx@yahoo.com
Date: Oct 9, 2013
I'm looking for a friend I have a werewolf friend but someone who can understand me if your a vampire text me back your name and age and more my name is violet Gibson and I'm a vampire and I want to understand more and if you can tell stuff about important vampire news I have been a vampire for 3 or 4 years now and I haven't contacted one before so thanks
Violet
From: xxx@lol.com
Date: Oct 2, 2013
vampirewitch39 has gravy cheeks
From: VLADIMIR TSEPES DRACULA III
Email: xxx@gmail.com
Date: Sep 25, 2013
How Do You Ask For A Mentor, Once You Recieved A Message From The Sire That I HAve Decided Upon.
From: xxx@yahoo.com
Date: Sep 24, 2013
im a engry vampire. my name is zorona. do you suck blood or engry
From: xxx@yahoo.com
Date: Sep 21, 2013
I will be creating a profile on vampire rave. Just to let you know,i'm putting together a coven here in Jax,Florida (coven of the night wolf) for true strigoi vii and true childer of Lilith.
From: kilduffjames@rocketmail.com
Date: Sep 19, 2013
hi i am like to drink real blood when i get hurt i am not jokeing what i am saying i don't have no friend at all how can i join in
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ZombieHM
19:48 Dec 29 2013
The grammar alone is worth a "Gem" entry.
BLOODLIFE
19:51 Dec 29 2013
My fav .... ''vampirewitch39 has gravy cheeks''
Morrigon
20:01 Dec 29 2013
Oh no.. The group home 0.0
I'm going to need the email address for that thunderous husband guy. Thanx for the futur reply.
TaintedPoison
20:05 Dec 29 2013
Lol really? Very funny!
Seshat
20:36 Dec 29 2013
Please "turn them". They need at least an eternity to learn how to spell.
captainglobehead
21:01 Dec 29 2013
Priceless.
Theodora
23:11 Dec 29 2013
I should not have read these while sick with bronchitis. Oh the laughing and the coughing. Good times!
Vampirewitch39
13:39 Dec 30 2013
"childer of Lilith"? Sounds like a new drink.
:)
I made the Gems! lol
deathnitegrl
17:46 Jan 05 2014
I missed these, thanks for posting.
Nekirena
00:16 Jan 07 2014
Goodness gracious. Haha
EstrangedOne
11:14 Apr 06 2014
Am I missing something, here? Or are some of these really from people who are just that demented?
I really hope I'm missing something, because this is just sad. I don't know whether to laugh or 'facepalm', here.
JoeBlow
04:45 Mar 19 2015
Read those and only realized how ignorance is not often bliss. Though my not having read these emails would have allowed my being in my own blissful yet arrogant state. Oh my gosh.
BrenKanina
03:44 Apr 23 2015
I cannot believe some of the ppl that come onto VR think they can be turned into vampires...oi vey....this is indeed priceless to read.