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You should see my porch sliding door - there is condensation, with water slowly tricking towards the floor...

A weeping door, who would have thought?!

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I have noticed a lot of pretentious ratings around here. I must interfere! Transgression! Abomination! Criminal! Just plain wrong!

Some people tell me they have rated me a ten (whether this is true is, at best, questionable). Others have said my profile is "cool" or that it "rocks."

Are you people for real?! Or are you all just that tainted and feel that it is simply easier to toss out tens and "nice" comments in order to gain popularity, friends, or what the hell else you have going on?

Whatever, I care not for your reasoning. Rate me fairly - even a three is reasonable for the lack of content, context, information and entertainment - but do not toss out tens just because it is available for you to toss around.

I am not a salad. And I do not need dressing, thank you very much.

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Because I found several messages in my inbox stating such, I must bring it to your attention that.... I DO KNOW HOW VR WORKS, AND NO, I DO NOT WISH TO ADD MORE CONTENTS TO MY PROFILE! Except to bitch, maybe. Despite all appearances, I am not a new-comer. People do disappear and return with a different identity, you know? Rate me, friend me, do whatever, as long as you quit with the annoying messages, kthx.