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The 10 Step Guide



1) Make sure it really is a giant free loading spider! Theres nothing more awkward than asking a squirrel in a spider costume for rent.



2) Repeat the last step! There may not be 10 steps, so theres a chance there will be a lot of repeating!



3) Get protection for your face! Giant free loading spiders are infamous for sometimes possibly eating peoples' faces. Wear a mask or helmet! Protect your face!



4) Possibly protect the rest of you! If you really want anything other than your face to survive, you may want to look into my line of "Giant Free Loading Spider Protection Gear" (coming soon to a store near you)



5) You might as well repeat some of the previous steps! Be prepared!



6) Read this guide from start to finish! Yes, I know, its a very good guide. You need to read it. Go on. You know you want to.



7) Almost have 10 steps! So close I can smell that survival after asking the giant free loading spider for rent!



9) Dont comment on the fact that there is no step 8! That will only anger the giant free loading spider further. In fact, he ate number 8, the most important step!



10) Learn giant free loading spider! Or teach it your language of choice! You can be prepared as much as you like, but it wont matter if you cant understand each other!



And there you have it, 10 steps to surviving asking a giant free loading spider for rent. Good luck!

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bellasiren
11:19 Aug 31 2010

what ever your on i want some lmfao! ;p

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