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Weekly musings

23:52 Oct 17 2011
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Just a few things that amused me this week:



A) I switched on the tv for the residents in the elderly care home where I work......of course the channel it switched on to was Gay Rabbit o.O



B) I told my Dad I was considering purchasing some Doc Martens, his reply was are you a Lesbian.....(I really don't understand that one.)



C) My old house mate made an appearance on the news while participating in the protests in London :D


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Elfiness ^^

23:19 Oct 08 2011
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So as a recent graduate and newly inducted member of the real world I have managed to land a job working as a Christmas elf in the Arctic Circle......go figure?! ^^


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Bloodmother
Bloodmother
18:32 Oct 09 2011

Does your elfself know why SClaus has elves working for him? I mean if you were writing the story, he could have had fairies, or pixies or gnomes. Or even centaurs.





decorusmortis
decorusmortis
17:20 Oct 11 2011

I think it is possible that my fellow elves have implemented a job protection scheme outlawing any other kind of fairy tale creature, after all those with wings and horses legs can get around a lot faster than us short legged pointy eared beings ^^



However if I was Mrs. Claus (this is a possible career path in this line of work too lol!) I think it would be awesome if we all lived in a magical forest and had Pegasus’s helping to drag the sleigh and centaurs as a sort of environmentally friendly conveyor belt and fairies for Christmas decoration hanging and ....and..... ahh the possibilities are endless ^^








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