decorusmortis's Profile at Vampire Rave.

Hello lovely people (yes I mean you). My name is Joanna but really what is in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet....right?!
Well I’m

• 5’ 3”
• Cancer
• Just a tad on the crazy side of the fence
• And cute as a button mushroom ^^

So the story of my life so far....

My parents work for the Salvation Army and because of this I've moved around a fair bit, mostly different places around England but I've lived in Colorado and Nigeria also. I moved to Nigeria when I was about 5 and although my memories are pretty patchy I remember having an awesome pet chicken ever and thinking the goat in our back yard wouldn’t mind if I climbed on its back…. you can imagine how that one ended.

I guess because I have moved so much I'm not very good a settling in one place, I like seeing new places and meeting new and interesting people. That being said though I will always have time for Colorado, my best friends in the world are there and who knows maybe one day I'll return there if I can ever get my head around US immigration laws............. and if everyone over there still wants to put up with me ; ).

At the moment I live where ever life and work happen to take me. I have now graduated with a degree in Psychology and I still pretty much have no idea what's going happen next ......maybe I'll get eaten by a bear

Things that put a smile on my face:
• TEA seriously I drink way too much of that stuff
• Green
(it’s my favourite)
• Batsy because if it wasn’t for you I would have never found my puddin’
• Mr. Black
(He's a possessed toy...don’t ask)

Things that wipe that smile right off:
• Cottage cheese
(I do not understand that stuff?!)
• Psycho ex-boyfriends
(apart from Mistah J of course)
• The broken heater in my room
• Leaving people behind

Stuff that entertains me...

Music wise I like a lot, I could be listening to metal one day and 90’s pop the next. I guess my favourite band is Reel Big Fish, I love love love ska/punk forbidden music and also totally digging the dub step scene right now :)

I also love to read and some of my favourite books come from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series. For those of you that don’t know, the Discworld is a flat world soaring through space on the top of four elephants, which are standing on top on the giant turtle A’Tuin XD. More recently I have a growing interest in comic books, probably because of all the recent comic inspired movies but there you have it. I’ve always loved cartoons though, my favourite being Batman if you haven’t already guessed XD

Creativeness

I won’t claim to be the most creative person in the world but I do love trying when I can, singing, dancing, drawing, writing…..anything and everything really.
And here’s a little something I prepared earlier :)

My Next Ex-Girlfriend

I see you there
Long brown hair,
Falling around your face
In tangles from neglect.

You’re looking rather pale
Eyes all sunken in.
Nothing has been the same
Since your chest started caving in.

Your flesh is starting to rot
And you’re missing one or two toes.
Your intestines are falling out
And there are maggots in your nose.

You stumble towards me, arms outstretched
But I’m afraid I have to go.
Your clothes, I see, are completely drenched,
In who’s blood? No one knows.

So please excuse me while I say
A rather short goodbye.
I turn around and shoot you down....
She didn’t even cry.

Anyways other than all that all you really need to know is that I’m a certified nutso wanted by the law in two dozen states - and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown.

currently:
I am living one day at a time.......

Side note: If you bite me I will most likely bite you back, this does not mean I’m into you, or that I want you, or that I want cyber with you! You have to, in the very least, ask me how my day has been before you even consider going down that path, which will probably end in rejection anyway. Have a nice day now :)

Caution: Use that grey squiggly stuff between your ears people else Lydia will bite you *CHOMP CHOMP*

Member Since:	Jun 18, 2005
Last Login:	Feb 20, 2015
Times Viewed:	9,772

Times Rated:	829
Rating:	9.622

Advertising Information
Members Online:	1,130
Total Members:	35,098
World Visitor Map

LOW					HIGH

1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10

The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory