...and where the hell are these ants coming from? It's 10 fucking degrees outside. Shouldn't they be sleeping in for the winter???
...the latest case of name confusion... "lemarionette."
I keep seeing her name as lemonette.
A tiny lemon? Weird....
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Well, she thinks that you are cool - one of her 'top 3 guys on VR'!!!
Oh, well then that changes everything.
I think one should be very careful when choosing a VR name that should have spaces.
Or you could be reaaally cool and put some X's in there! No one else is doing that...
OOo.. yes. And maybe even alternate upper and lower case x's... and throw a 666 and a 69 in there for good measure...
Blackheresy...
...I keep seeing, "BlackHershey."
Mmmm.. dark chocolate...
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I should change my name, but then I would really get the wrong crowd coming in to take a look at the goods ;)
Totally...
...hey, at least it's still better than "MyBleedingRectum."
I get all excited about chocolate and then I have to read about bleedingrectum again... UGH
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Dirty bathroom mirror shots...I started a poll on that a few weeks ago. Hee hee...
Right, exactly Thoth.. I told her not to change the one she gave me.. it doesn't matter. The only reason I responded at all was because she seemed genuinely angry about it so I went to see why I gave her a one to explain why I would have.
*shrugs*
People rate me what they want all the time... I really don't care.
I'm quite alright not being in the top 10 rates on Vampire Rave... really. My life marches on.
You should have photoshopped her head on an ass...lol. Children, can't live with them in cyberspace and you can't send them off to military school.
I love love LOVE how they always say they don't care.
She acted like it was a direct attack on her. Isn't that amazing? What does this woman do when you slap her? Simply implode? Do the chins quiver out of control and start an earthquake? What are the consequences here?
She has time to list all the people she hates AND spitefully rate people with insults... Yeah... She obviously doesn't care and she "hardley" ever logs on any more...
...pretentious, in training.
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I don't know, I think she's got the look down. :p
mmmyes... Yes Dahling I have to say, only the best for me.
mmmmmmyes...yesssmmmmm...ohhuhhh....
Muffy... have the valet get my bags...
Muffy... have vallet bring the beeaammmuhhh around front for us...
nah - she needs the pinkie at right angles to the drinking vessel and the nose just a tad higher ;-)
The only thing missing are the pearls... *looks at Birra with raised eyebrow*
And as we all know...an ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure.
That looks like fun. Lotsa wine and good company. Birra has it going on :)
Date: 12:13:43 - Jan 11 2009
Rating: 10
Comment: 10 because u write so well and don't care what others think & act all silly & pretentious. nice music too!
Thanks.. but... I WANT to be pretentious! I TRY to be pretentious.
Dammitall.
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You are pretentious. You're a pretentious bastard!
Would you like some more wine?
YES!
In which case you FAIL....*goes off to rate him a 1*
Damnitalltohell now he is going to sulk. :)
after re-reading it, I think they're calling you silly AND pretentious.
*tries to diagram the sentence*
it can go either way.
destroy them for being vague!
Yeah, I guess with that shoddy grammar it could go either way...
FUCKITOL: For those times that ya don't give a shit. Take 2, and your problems quickly go away.
DAMNITALL: Cross between "damnit" and "stall", got lost at the corner of "knit" and "tall" Street.
*shrugs and trots off*
I wonder if my HSA will cover STFU for other people...
...so, I'm not one to just rate without looking or reading. So if you've seen me visit, odds are I have looked at the pictures in your portfolio and read your profile.
Hence the annoyances. If I ran through the gauntlet of portfolio rating and didn't care to see the pictures I'd just slap a 10 on everything and move along. But I feel the need to say it again - portfolios with 100 big pictures in the description and nothing in the portfolio itself... dude, that earns a rate of 1. It's not a portfolio; you just made a second profile, and that isn't the point of the portfolio.
Cancer created the portfolio application as it is so people can quickly and easily browse and view a person's art, work, interests, introspective on life... etc.. Not so we can sit and wait for thirty five 1200dpi photos to load up from photobucket.
It's not a rule, but it is a good idea. If you can't recognize that... you got a 1.
And the statements people make about themselves astound...
"I am single and i don't need a man to rely on. I am a independent gal and I'm happy!"
Babe... you're 17. Odds are mommy and daddy still tend to your needs. That isn't independence, it's childhood. Graduate from high-school and get out on your own. Life becomes a lot more challenging at that point and having a good, reliable partner becomes a benefit...
...I'm logging off for the day. I'm all for making money, but a browser grab-ad with every click is a wee-bit oppressive.
I had an interest in the show until it was thrown in my face every 5 seconds today... I think there's some Seinfeld re-runs on anyway...
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LOL
I know I am free to do anything I wish. Spend my money on whatever I wish! The hell with house payments, electricity, heating oil...I think I'll go to Hot Topic and blow my paycheck!
I can sleep all day long...The boss won't care. I can go wherever I want when I want...No one can send me to the middle of nowhere with less than a day's notice!
Ha....You are correct as usual my friend...Delusional!
Yeah, like pay bills and get a job and deal with life on your own...lol. Kids...sheesh.
Amen to that, brother......
Oh, the irony... but I hope everyone recognized the reference to the Restaurant Sketch in that last entry...
It's always been one of my favorites...
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Oh, you meant..."pus?" Well, that's completely different. Disappointing and different. Ah. well, then...carry on.
LMAO! i have only just started watching Monty Python. i was never into it when i was younger though my mother liked it.
...just looked at my portfolio and saw this huge, horrible and ugly typo in the main description...
...it was sitting there, dirty... filthy.. smelly! Disgusting!!! And I hate it! I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!!! Nasty, dirty, scrubby, mangy...
To some it might just have been a little mistake.. but to me it was... like a mountain! A vast bowl of puss!
Why didn't anyone tell me?
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It hapens to the best of us ;) lol
It's only a dirty fork....
Apparently I'm a typo Nazi. I can "send it off to a camp wherein 3 to 4 weeks it shall cease to be a typo, and be released on a lifelong probation, and if it shall ever revert to being a typo it shall be killed." If you'd like. Lmao.
I know how you feel. Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's not your fault.
Oddly enough I found two last night that no one told me about so don't fret so. I am doubly bad, but I embrace my oddity that is spelling. Remember when you helped me out a few (dozen) times with some of my poetry? Yeah, well, that is semi-sacred to me. I never make corrections as I usually spell check it, but you found one I had just pasted in from my .txt. files into IE. And there it sat all ugly and nasty until you came along and helped a brother out. :)
I thought it was one of those built-in imperfections, like the Amish employ so as not to mock the perfection of God.
or something.
Well, the important thing is that you lanced the offending boil of tyo-ness and removed the corruption from the midst of your Portfolio.
Now apply a hot compress and put some antibiotic cream on the area.
Healing will take place and in no time you will be fine!
You really have to get a new typo magnet hehehe
A bowl of puss ?
*runs*
cuzz i haven't looked at your portfolio yet. sorry
...I swear I saw him in the chat box today... at least, it looked like him...
"think of a new nick names for mes - ughies i shalls be back laters.. gots some tings to taker cares of."
If they said "messa" instead of "mes" I'd be sure of it!
Carrots... mmm.. and celery.. a little salad with some grilled chicken on top. Yummy. With some water...
Such a good, light dinner... yet, filling!
No sir, no fa(s)t food here....
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Hmmm my tea cake cookies are delish and homemade :D
Mmmm wish I could be munching that with you.
somewhere, a little rabbit is starving to death.
Why do you hate bunnies?!?
Sounds like what I snack on while I'm thinking about what I want for dinner.
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Morrigon
05:57 Jan 22 2009
You're just too sweet for them to resist.
AWWW I did it! Blame the rum.