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Yes we have managed to yet another fad I won't be taking part of. I really thought the alcohol enemas were over the line... Now we have eyeballing, no not the "don't eyeball me" either. Nope its an all new form of showing how stupid one can be. What is it? It is using vodka as an eye wash. Just search for the idiots on youtube search eyeballing....

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ThothLestat
17:53 May 28 2010

yeah, I mean, vodka doesn't taste THAT bad. Not the good stuff, anyway.



Besides, a bad taste is way better than permanently messed up eyes.

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PhoenicianDream
18:02 May 28 2010

I want to see the dumbshit that decides to do it with everclear.

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Nightgame
19:03 May 28 2010

I'm with you in the line saying Hell no on this ideal. Why not just hang a sign saying "dumb ass" on yourself?

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Yep I like it.....

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Bones
00:20 May 13 2010

I've been looking at those. It's a cool phone.

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Stupid People.. as seen on C/L



******* LOOKING TO SIGN OVER CAREGIVER RIGHTS! PLS HELP!! *********** - $1 (SE DENVER)



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Date: 2010-05-05, 9:06AM MDT

Reply to: sale-uggmx-1725609347@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



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I am currently a MMJ patient and have been since November. I signed over my caregiver rights to a buddy and have yet to receive anything....



Looking for a caregiver that can serve the South East Denver Area.



I am fully aware of what my six plants are capable of producing so please do not insult me by offering a 1/8. ounce



Looking to receive a ounce up front and receive an ounce to 2 ounces a month there after.



Please respond, thanks!



Like I could say no to a responce.. He did say please...





Now I just had to make my own reply...



Dear " Looking for a Caregiver" (S.E. Denver)



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Date: 2010-05-05, 11:07AM MDT

Reply to: sale-qkcnw-1725854702@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



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I am really inclined to agree with you on ONE thing the 1/8th a month is REALLY cheap on their part..





Now lets really take a look at what you call "your 6 plants".





1. Where did your 6 plants come from.. prolly from MY clones.

2. Where is your investment for MY power bill that lights "your plants"?

3. Where is your investment for food that I feed "your plants"?

4. What did you do to help me build my room for "your plants"?

5. Where are you when "your plants" need fed and watered?

6. Where is the money to help pay for MY set up that "your plants" thrive in.

7. Where are you during harvest when I put MY time in to make "your plants" look so nice.



When it's all said and done just who really owns "your plants".

All I can say is GET REAL. Personally I think it's all a big rip off. But really when you look at it from a whole... Yes an 1/8th a month is cheap as hell. But for some one that wants it all and contribute nothing, come on..

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LadyDarkRayne
18:22 May 05 2010

haha I think I am in the wrong state lol.... Damn you Wc all I can think about are them damn brownies now lol

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WildChild
18:24 May 05 2010

WOOHOOO fer da brownies....

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GrieviousDemon
20:56 May 05 2010

LMAO.. lets see. price of lights. 250

price of room - 250

price of Plant food. depending on the quanity I have seen it 500 a container.

Light bill 150 /month

Are they gonna help ya build the room.. fuck no I am.



And they want what a month. Only if its sativa and maybe an 1/8 week and that pushing it.

They go to an Indica Strain which yeilds way less, but its worth it to me..lol It would be like what many other's offer. 1/8 a month



So obviously she dont need to smoke or eat any edibles cause their higher than I right now.

Yes its big business not FREE business. Hell I'll grow her some SWAG for and oz a month

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typeopositive
02:49 May 09 2010

damn, at least it's legal there..... good points though... bravo! lol

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Nightgame
19:02 May 28 2010

Gee just this journal entry could get you arrested in this county! lol But then there is always some who want everything for nothing.

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As seen on craigslist...







Shit Laundry Presser - (4040 W. 38th. Ave.)

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CarnelianMyst
01:56 May 04 2010

LMAO..I've pressed some shit in my days..but to advertise for it...woo!

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It is really heart warming when you can have AM conversations that just...... Bring your eyes WIDE open... I mean it's a good thing we like Elly... otherwise.. Well it could have gotten a little weird....





Slain:

10:26:23 - May 03 2010

It puts its finger on its lips or else it gets the BROOM AGAIN!









WildChild:

10:25:43 - May 03 2010

Shush Elly or one gets the broom

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ElizabethRose
16:57 May 30 2010

*pouts prettily* The both of you are a couple of horses butts!!



Why is it that I always get the bloody broom!?!?!

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It would be nice to just randomly run thru and do fun things.. Like today when most the admin are watching the derby.. But just one comes to mind.. Ratt.. Oh the work she would have cut out for her.. Nothing drastic just a few nipples here and there... Have a nice day...

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CelestiaLaura202
23:52 May 01 2010

you are a trip, you have me laughing so hard the tears are running.:-)

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Smile
00:15 May 02 2010

XD You really are a pain in the ass

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LadyDarkRayne
01:26 May 02 2010

passes ya the bowl, yes what trouble can be causes thats under the radar hmm lets smoke another and see what we come up with.

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WildChild
01:44 May 02 2010

Wooohooo a partner in crime..

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Vampirewitch39
04:25 May 02 2010

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I swear... you are going to give me gray hairs. And sleeping with one eye open....



(points to her eyes, then to you)



I am watching you....







LOL

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