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VR has been almost exactly the same for the decade + that I’ve been here. It’s like an isolated island stuck in time, refusing to accept the ideals of modern civilization.

One glaring example of this is how most problems and disputes here are handled. “This is Cancer’s site. You are here for free. Or even if you put $1,000 into this site. It’s a PRIVILAGE you’re here. Be THANKFUL.”

Imagine getting a MacBook Pro and at the cashier they tell you be THANKFUL you’re getting this MacBook. Bow down to Steve Jobs, right now!!!

By the way, even if you’re a free member, you’re still not here for free, guys. It’s called ad revenue. Your time is valuable. But if you’ve been here for any amount of time, you know the commandments. You know the genius parts and the flawed parts. You’re here because you like it.

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LORDMOGY
23:48 Aug 23 2018

That's the best part about ownership, it's yours and you can share it with others and establish your own rules.

It's the choice of others to play with your stuff or not. The most humorous action I've seen is when someone gets butt-hurt having to treat someone's else property the way they want it treated. Fuck! It's Not Yours!!!

It's like getting upset, while driving someone's else car, that you can't randomly slam on the breaks or speed, or rev the engine while parked just for the fun of it or eat in it if they don't want food in it or smoke in it if they don't want the smell of smoke in it, but you feel because you pay to put gas in it, you should have some level of say-so as to how you can treat that person's car. LMFAO!!!!!

Yeah, ownership is AWESOME!

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UndeadBruce
23:55 Aug 23 2018

Yes, you’re in Syria. It’s Assad’s land. Fuck what the rest of the world is like. Suck massive cock everyday or get gas in your eye.

Ownership!!

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XbluesandX
00:24 Aug 24 2018

What? That kinda took a left turn.

I don’t understand why people are paying for profiles when profiles are free, or why someone needs 15 profiles. And why are you complaining about someone blocking you WHEN YOU’RE NOT GOING TO TALK TO THEM ANYWAY? I don’t care who blocks me. It doesn’t matter because you’re not my friend. Who cares!!?!

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TheArtistRose
01:49 Aug 24 2018

People get into people's disputes all the time. They just hide it in messages lol.

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I hope everyone leaves jamie lee alone. There are clearly some issues there. I don't agree with everyone attacking her like that.

I know it's VR and all, but I met a ton of people on VR, in real life. If in real life a person with obvious mental health issues was ganged up on by "healthy" people, I would slap the fire out of some of you lol

Healthy people....

Cat
Payne

Ect..

LOL nothing healthy there. Fuck off with your mob mentality you old lobsters.

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Jamielee1989
19:52 Aug 13 2018

Thank you for your support.

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UndeadBruce
19:53 Aug 13 2018

Not support. Get help, the sooner the better.

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xXxPaynexXx
19:54 Aug 13 2018

1st..How about you learn of everything that has gone on with both sides before you start saying anything.

2nd...If it were your journal excerpts and medical history that was being made fun of you'd likely not be pleased either.

3rd...The last time I looked,you weren't my mother..so shut the Fuck up.

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UndeadBruce
19:59 Aug 13 2018

You're all as bad as eachother. Stop picking on one sick person. Let her be. And you can only tell me shut the fuck up here. I'd put a flag out on you in Brooklyn. You bugging out.

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XbluesandX
21:54 Aug 13 2018

JamieLee is not a real person but one of many profiles belonging to someone trying to start drama. She sent me a messaging just telling me I was ugly... trying to get a rise out of me. We all know what her intent is, the best thing to do with people like that is ignore them.

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UndeadBruce
22:53 Aug 13 2018

Agreed

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NikkiAidyn
18:13 Aug 14 2018

If someone attacks you out of nowhere you would understand.
So she can keep her 1 and block. That's the end of it for me. She's probably a fat baasement dweller with nothing else to do

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To the bro with this profile:

"Ok im a good guy in a world gone to shit so sometimes it brings me down to its level which is not good because i get pissed off which is bad but good also best of both worlds i guess wanna talk just pm me....."

Stop stalking my profile. If I wanted what was yours, I'd get it in a snap. Trust me. Take it easy. Getting your GED might advance your career, and shit.

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Liliancat
15:33 Aug 12 2018

A nice Sunday morning. Chasing stalkers

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TheArtistRose
18:20 Aug 12 2018

People are zombies.

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1515 is the honor I have. Thank you Rose for the honor today.
1.50 is the cream cheese bagel I am about to get.
15 is the number of brain cells LZ has left. Poor thing.
1.5 is the inches immortalxkiss's married man she is fucking has.

Whats up everyone

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Jamielee1989
01:30 Aug 12 2018

You secretly want married women Mindie.

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XbluesandX
21:56 Aug 13 2018

So wrong and yet so funny. I feel bad for laughing.

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Someone wrote "ballsy" in my honor. Thank you for the honor, anonymous honorer. However, its not really ballsy. The people I pick on here I do so playfully. On the real, these people wouldn't last a day back in the old VR. Immortalxkiss was as quiet as a mouse, only throwing everyone under the bus and whoring around in secret. Now she is proud and bold with her crabs, knowing no one will call her out on it. Then she has the nerve to go off in my entry about citizenX.

My week has gone pretty great. Beautiful weather out. Hung out with amazing people. Next week looking forward to chilling with Rose again.

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TheArtistRose
17:58 Aug 09 2018

I'm gonna introduce you to some real cool people.

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Chupacabra
03:56 Aug 10 2018

God Damn, it's hella funny when you call people out. It's been a while since I've seen someone so freewheeling but maybe that's just what this place needs. "Ballsy" doesn't quite cover it...but I can get on board. You can't fault somebody for keepin it real.Cheers Mate!

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In 1996 I moved to America.
In 1996 LZ dropped out of 8th grade.
In 1996 immortalkiss got her first STD.
This time in history, in 1996 Cat just turned 55.

Inb4 I am stoned, I don't caaaaare. Its clear you don't. Go play in traffic. I am just playing, anyway. My flaming days are over.

Welcome Faceless1 to VR. Another bozo with a picture of a bozo in a hoodie, face hidden. I am going to start trolling the shit out of everyone with that picture.

That shit has been beat to death in what, 2006? You're not cool. Get a personality, then you won't need a hoodie to cover your face.

Oh wait, maybe you can still get fangirls immortalxkiss and LZ to defend your "intelligence"' and call you daddy. Even though both of them are supposedly engaged. Rofl

Imma stop, bro.

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TheArtistRose
01:12 Aug 07 2018

Lmao

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TheArtistRose
01:13 Aug 07 2018

Oooooh snap.

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Drayton
03:18 Aug 07 2018

LZ is Married Buddy ;)

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UndeadBruce
03:31 Aug 07 2018

Married, engaged, fucking random married men, whatever you wanna call it.

If my wife called any man "my daddy", especially one she never met but only seen online, I would leave her ass naked in Harlem with a bunch of crackhead bums at 2am in the morning. And hand her divorce papers right there.

That's just me, though.

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LZAPERVERT
03:50 Aug 07 2018

LMAO. It has the best you got then that's sad. If you take online fuckery seriously then that is on you and your sad little bit better life. I have a husband his opinion matters yours doesn't. Call me whatever the fuck you want you little prudish pansy-ass

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LZAPERVERT
03:51 Aug 07 2018

I am stoned and using voice recognition to answer this little b**** Fest of yours. That's how little I care you're not even worth me typing

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LZAPERVERT
04:01 Aug 07 2018

BTW trolling is so 1996! But that is before you were probably allowed online. "Don't feed the trolls" predates your online activities. This is why I am not going to respond to anymore of your posts :}

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PhoenicianDream
07:26 Aug 12 2018

I remember the internet in 1996. I didn't encounter any trolls back then.

Dialup was a bitch.

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Welp. That was interesting.

At a friend's house in a rough neighborhood in Brooklyn. Projects. Friend went out for food and must have left the door open. I am chillin on the couch, falling asleep. I hear movement by the door. I walk to the door, half asleep, see a dude there. He sees me, goes "do you want your door open or closed?" I said "you can close it", so he reaches over, unlocks my door and closes it.

What a gentleman. In the projects. Closing people's doors.

............Wut?

I wake up out of my zombie state, run through the hallway and choke the fucker out from his back. In the process he headbutts me and busts my lip. Friend comes back, confused and upset.

Only in new york.

Wow, I just found my new favorite YouTube Channel. Its called Amazing Life. It's girls, on the side of the road, middle of nowhere, cooking food. They sit on their knees, legs crossed, or my favorite position - on their haunches.

Yes, I needed that dash for effect.

Guys, this is a must see channel. Soft porn at its finest.

Bacon eggs and cheese out. How is a dawg supposed to hustle in this weather? Either way, hustle I did. Now I am good. GUUUUD.

A thought came to my mind today. Today, in 2018, america officially looks like the biggest jackass to the rest of the world, like in no other time in history.

Omamama, cuz. Omamama, dead ass.

.....on my mama.....

Boss decided to take a random vacation, not warning anyone. Just bounced. Only he writes the checks. Freakin selfish bozo. Threw my whole shit out of whack.

Come on, universe. Keep your shit together one time.

We live in a society where a lot of stuff can fall through the cracks. Where there is so much stupidity and mediocrity that a slightly less stupid and mediocre person can be seen as a genius to the sheep. Where a person who literally named himself beer, can cry that people aren't genuine, and the masses will sympathize.

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Mindie
08:29 Aug 06 2018

True.

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TheArtistRose
13:53 Aug 06 2018

Sometimes pen names can help writers. Mine is TAR. Lol

I agree though, society is wack.

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To the anonymous 7s and 8s honorer, Rose, bat girl, countess, blue girl group, and everyone else..

Thank you for the 1,000 honor. You will now call me honorable Bruce the Undead.

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TheArtistRose
05:06 Aug 04 2018

Woohoo! Congratulations!

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UndeadBruce
05:12 Aug 04 2018

Ty!!

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I am not a cologne guy.

I went to Macy's and a very handsome (did I say that????) gay man sprayed some Hermes on me. This shit ain't bad at all. I got the $135 bottle. Babes be looking back, yo.

Aaaaaallllriiiiiiiiiiii

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TheArtistRose
05:05 Aug 04 2018

28th and Broadway has cheaper stuff. Get off at 34th st where the old Manhattan mall used to be.
Though, I don't think any of the perfume is original like Macy's.

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UndeadBruce
05:11 Aug 04 2018

Yes this cologne was spot on so I got it

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VR - the only place that rewards your debilitating anxiety with page views status rewards. And your hopeless virginity with time spent rewards.

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TheArtistRose
00:20 Aug 03 2018

And a gold star sticker. Lol

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Amaranthine
00:41 Aug 03 2018

Haha.
Or a place to waste time when you still get both

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Almost at 1,000 honor. When I get it, all YE shall refer to me as the honorable undead bruce. And carve my face on mount rushmore.

Thinking about getting a tattoo from vinny, cause I love Rose's spider tattoo. Wondering if Rose will hold my hand like I am in labor through it. ROFL

Nah, but I might really go there soon.

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TheArtistRose
22:08 Aug 01 2018

Lmao You heard us talking? He said, "Not everyone sits as still as you."
Vinny's a legend!
I say, pick something small for your first tattoo.

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UndeadBruce
22:10 Aug 01 2018

I can do this. *breathes, breathes* lol

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TheArtistRose
22:12 Aug 01 2018

You can pay for numbing spray. I think.
Been meaning to get my nose pierced again. Maybe I'll come down next month. Or wait till September lol.

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UndeadBruce
22:15 Aug 01 2018

Its not the pain, its the needle.

Maybe I can get one on my butt. No pain and I dont have to see LMAO. I am like one those guys from The Hangover.

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TheArtistRose
22:17 Aug 01 2018

Lmao
I wanted to watch mine but the angle was awkward.

You should only know how "scary" piercing needles are.

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UndeadBruce
22:20 Aug 01 2018

I'd rather not. Thanks, though. So nice of you.

Get me blackout drunk, knocked out by Mike Tyson, and put a rooster on my butt.

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TheArtistRose
22:42 Aug 01 2018

LOL

Next one I want is a shark for my right arm. Or something Coney island themed.

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Maro
01:18 Aug 02 2018

Unless you feel your rib bones vibrate... You are in the wrong place. Tatt the ribs, the ribs, tatt the rib bones! Hahaha..!

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Wow man. I come to this chick I know honor and still see guys bad mouthing her. If you feel a woman has wronged you in any way, you 1) deserved it, 2) got played because youre too thirsty and dumb, and insecure and 3) youre a pussy. No, clearly. You are.

When I talk to women, or men, or touch a plant or breathe air, I fully expect the worst. I take my chances. It's called life. So when I do get the worst, I am ready. And I give not a single rat's turd about it. AND I put myself in a position to strike back with maximum force and effect, should I choose to. I don't leave negative anon honor on VR like a virgin. LOL

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TheArtistRose
21:54 Aug 01 2018

Some people just need to get laid.

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UndeadBruce
21:55 Aug 01 2018

Facts

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Yesterday's forecast for today: Raging thunderstorms tomorrow and floods throughout the whole week.

Today's forecast for today: Sunny. Birds chirping. 1% of rain for the rest of the week. Some unicorns will gallop around. -:)

Yes, this is a unicorn -:)

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Mindie
19:12 Aug 01 2018

It would be cooler if dragons can breath hail storms.

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UndeadBruce
19:13 Aug 01 2018

I know right

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Just got to thinking, if I didn't have this site to come to, on and off for over a decade, I am not sure where I would be, or if I would be at all. If I didnt meet the people I did on here and out in the real world from here. If I didnt have anywhere to vent, troll, post crazy angsty journals that I am embarrassed of now. If I didnt have a place to put all my extra energy, my anxiety, my stress into.

I would either be too addicted to drugs to ever be able to get sober again, in jail for years or for life, or shot in Brooklyn for acting a fool outside rather than on here.

Real thankful, man.

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Mindie
17:35 Aug 01 2018

Writting is therapy for the soul.

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