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I have never seen you swear..



hehe :P



Yay for Punctuation!



:)

Holy, punctuation day Batman!

Should i have demanded the day off?



And huzzah for punctuation! A dying concept. . . .



My favourite is the elipsis. Although at the moment i can't remember how to spell it. The three to four dots . . . that represent a pause. Smiles. My favourite.

no no no get back to work! This is an outrage! The punctuation want you to celebrate! It's a conspiracy I tell ya!!!

:P

That was two days ago! Did the semicolon kidnap you???

no, he took the other punctuation marks with him, and all my vowels! They're back now, all tanned and hungover, and ready for work!

Sort of.

That's actually incredibly neat. . . .

ha! admit it!

you cried at the end.

That is pretty awesome :)

Wow. I will never look at birds on wire the same. :)

That is *quite* cool. And you're *quite* cool for finding it journal worthy and sharing it :)

*sniffle*

Um, no weeping. A "wow" or an "oh my gosh," but no crying. . . . Sorry to disappoint.

Wow

NO!

The dragon is mine!!!

Usually being in those situations just makes me want a bazooka..

I blame video games. The kid in the Sentra next to me probably grew up playing Need for Speed and thought the dragon decals and a 'coffee can' exhaust would make his car faster. And they might. They just might.



But they don't work in traffic.

You know...



I took a really quick look at the journals and thought for a second there that you wrote "I need a gigantic drag" (as in drag queen) instead of dragon...



Made me do a retake and reread it hehe..



;)



Thought I would share that with ya Thothy :P

drag queen?

oh, you're a naughty girl....

Me? Naughty?



Ha, never... :P



I have the loveliest set of Angel wings this side of the dark realm...



HA! ;)

lol oh yes nocturnalmistress is a naughty girl! Don't worry I'll spank her :P

Heh damn... People are amazing. I'm a little bummed that my family/friends facebook account lacks ANY passive aggressiveness or drama.



Just the usual silly stuff and quick updates. Damn we're so well adjusted and boring :(



Although, I did share with you those screenshots from my other account. Tee hee. You gotta join just for THAT stuff.

hahahahaha makes me want to do that with my FB lol

I especially love the "MOM WTF?"



so awesome.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Gawd... people amaze me sometimes.

No just no, I cringed!

What did he do?? Time for me to google. :)

WTF Taylor Swift looked mortified..... I think the guy is a just a HUGE spontaneous jackass. He probably didn't give a shit that Beyonce didn't win, I think he would use just about any situation to draw attention to himself.

HUGE jackass! I wish a midget with a bat would just drop him a notch ;)

South Park has an episode where Kanye West was mad for a joke called "You like Fish Sticks in your mouth? Yes? You're a gay fish!"



Say it out loud.. you'll get it :P



Sorry- off topic, I know.. :)

He is a spotlight seeking,stupid shade wearing,publicity whore of a jackass.Always looking to cause trouble and get talked about...like now.

It's just too bad that she's still so young, as you can tell she doesn't know what to say about what he did.



Personally, I think he's just a dink (a bad dink at that) but for the sake of this journal entry spontaneous jackass.

Interesting point about the sunglasses. When used solely for fashion; they're a symptom.



This is why I never trust a grown man who wears sunglasses indoors. It's something that I see poker players do, and personally, I wouldn't play poker with a man who covers his eyes. Oh sure, they think it looks cool. But it's not. It's a hint that they're hiding something; whether it's a lack of talent or skill. It obscures their motives. They don't want you to see their eyes. And eyes never lie.



I think he thought he was doing Beyonce a favor, which she was quick to refuse. His gesture was petty and it denied Swift her well-deserved moment in the spotlight.



I love the fact that he got booed. He earned it, and he should hear it more often. South Park was prescient with their disdain for him.

He also was removed from the building. What a complete asshat!

I've been huddling under my rock on purpose. I haven't really heard Taylor Swift's work but I did feel quite bad for her. Her reaction was gracious, not starting drama and not really talking about it.



He's like a 6 year old kid. He HAS to be the center of attention. He has no idea how to make a compliment, he embarrassed Beyonce and everyone around him.

Hah. Who cares what we think, when President Obama can tell you "He's a jackass."



That comment, made my life. lmfao.

yeah, but then he backed away from his own comment by saying "uh, that's off the record".



way to take a stand, Barry.

Hmm.. did you try any fresh produce or road kill?

Do you live near an elementary school or middle school? ~eviler grin~

lol

who let you rent a woodchipper???? *shakes head*

uh just to let you know.... theban stole your pants while you were throwing things in the wood chipper.



*backs away slowly*

no doubt about that.

he's probably filling the pockets with bogies.



I also wanted to mention that woodchippers rip tennis balls into 5 or 6 pieces. Quickly.

Hooray for being destructive!



How about you go get some cheap furniture from a thrift store, smash it, then throw it in the wood chipper.

Oh wow, I think I'll have to try that.

It's only one small step to a chain-saw now...

I wonder what all you could throw in the wood chipper and make the object explode? >:)

Body fragments from a wood chipper can be found by a good forensic team.......





Just a little helpful hint from your pal Nedra.......

wood chippers... like blenders only you can laugh louder and they won't hear you.

wood chippers... like blenders only you can laugh louder and they won't hear you.

in a woodchipper, no one can hear you scream.

You scare me sometimes Thoth, but then again.. I think that is funny.



I hope you took pictures...



I want pictures... :P

sorry! I didn't take pictures. I probably would have thrown the camera into the chipper.



So strong is the urge to feed her.

So... strong....