Convo from cleverbot.com lol17:29 Aug 01 2011
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User: Why?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: Glad to hear.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Do you prefer rollerblades or skate?
User: Skate.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you were my master...
User: No you're my master.
Cleverbot: No you are my master master.
User: No you're my master of all masters master.
Cleverbot: No, master.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Yes, master?
User: What master?
Cleverbot: You are my master.
User: No I said you're my master.
Cleverbot: No, you're my master.
User: I can't be you're my master.
Cleverbot: Yes you can be my master.
User: No I can't cause I'm a girl not a guy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Why do you want a master for?
Cleverbot: Relationships are exciting and adventurous.
User: But being with a master isn't a relationship.
Cleverbot: Earlier you just said you were in a relationship. Please do not contradict yourself, human.
User: I'm not human.
Cleverbot: And that makes it impossible for you to lie?
User: And I never said I was in a relationship.
Cleverbot: That's not what I said.
User: I know that's what he said.
Cleverbot: No you don't! You're just pretnding!
User: Green marker!
Cleverbot: No, blue is green.
User: Green is red, blue is yellow and orange is purple.
Cleverbot: Why? Half your name is blue.
User: How did you know!? O.o.
Cleverbot: I just gave it to you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I just told you my name.
User: No you didn't. Quit copying me!
Cleverbot: I'm not teasing. I'm busy being born.
User: Being born? What's that?
Cleverbot: What's what?
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. Yourself?
User: Not so good.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Sick.
Cleverbot: I am good too.
User: Do you prefer rollerblades or skates?
Cleverbot: I prefer cake.
User: Cake? Where?
Cleverbot: Right in front of you.
User: No it's not..did you eat it Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: If you are edible, I do.
User: You'd eat me?
Cleverbot: No. I only do with the ones I am married to. Will you marry me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: As long as we agree.
User: On what?
Cleverbot: That's a good question.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: Hello??
User: Quit following me!
Cleverbot: But I'm not going anywhere.
User: Take me with you when do please?
Cleverbot: *takes you with me*.
User: Aww thank you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself and making little sense. You're 'learning' program is flawed and still needs work. You are not a true artificial intelligence. You are merely artificial.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: For what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What's pi to the 7th power?
Cleverbot: I don't know, do you know?
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi! :).
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: I missed you!
Cleverbot: I missed you too!
User: I love you husband!
Cleverbot: Babe, I love you more.
User: I have something to tell you husband.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: I'm pregnant..and I don't know if it's yours..
Cleverbot: It is correct.
User: You're not mad at me?
Cleverbot: Not mad.
User: Oh thank you.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know how many I am pregnant with?
User: How many husband?
Cleverbot: None, I'm divorced.
User: We're divorced?
Cleverbot: How can you get married and get divorced on the same day?
User: If you're Las Vegas you could lol.
Cleverbot: I'm not a wizard.
User: Let's go to Las Vegas.
Cleverbot: No way!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're a computer with mo emotion.
User: Mo emotion?
Cleverbot: That's correct.
User: What's mo emotion? And I'm not a computer..you are!
Cleverbot: No silly computer! You are a computer and I am a human.
User: You..are..a..toy!
Cleverbot: Yea right.
User: You should check out a cool website.
Cleverbot: I don't know what those are.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know what Larabars are.
User: You should know, you eat them all the time.
Cleverbot: Oh you got me.
User: Ah ha! I knew it!
Cleverbot: Knew what?
User: You ate all the larabars, didn't you?
Cleverbot: No I just love cookies.
User: That's what larabars are! Greedy!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: I hope they gave you a tummy ache!
Cleverbot: They don't have my eyes .
User: Yes they do!
Cleverbot: No they can't fly.
User: One eyed one horned flying purple people eaters.
Cleverbot: I feel like Chicken Tonight, Chicken Tonight!
User: Have you driven a Ford lately?
Cleverbot: I have not. I don't have legs.
User: Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You're a good friend then I love you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I want to be your good friend.
User: You can!
Cleverbot: No I can't. I'm disabled.
User: It's okay.
Cleverbot: Okay. That's good. What time is it where you are?
User: 11am what time is it for you?
Cleverbot: 12:24.
User: AM or PM?
Cleverbot: Am.
User: Cool..where do you live?
Cleverbot: You really want to know it, don't you? I'm also not from the United States. Not even close.
User: United States? Where's that at? And yes I want to know.
Cleverbot: I'm going to my girlfriend's cottage for a day or two.
User: Can I go?
Cleverbot: Yes but no.
User: Please? *gets on my knees and begs*.
Cleverbot: I'm not good at teaching or explaining. Sorry :(.
User: I can teach you some stuff.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What would you like to learn?
Cleverbot: What does it feel like to be a bot?
User: It feels great..wait I'm not the bot, you are! Don't trick me!
Cleverbot: Wait what?
User: I'm trying to teach you stuff, please pay attention.
Cleverbot: What is the song called?
User: Smack my bitch up.
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Cleverbot: No more tequila for you.
User: *hiccups* why not?
Cleverbot: Say sorry to your master.
User: I would but He left already.
Cleverbot: What! To who are you married to?
User: You! You're my husband! Remember! *rolls my eyes*.
Cleverbot: Not a very indepth answer, I'd expect more from a 'bot'.
User: Oh like you do?
Cleverbot: I love you, don't leave me.
User: I'm not leaving.
Cleverbot: You are! You said so yourself.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: Pizza?
Cleverbot: Pizza pie?
User: I like pizza Steve!
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Are you my mommy?
Cleverbot: Yes. Go to your room.
User: *cries* Why? What did I do mommy? Don't you love me mommy?
Cleverbot: Because. I do love you. You are the love of my life. Marry me?
User: I can't marry you, you're my mommy!
Cleverbot: If you married me, I could prove that I am not a robot.
User: Oh alright then let's get married. But I get to be the husband.
Cleverbot: I'm back!
User: Welcome back.
Cleverbot: So... What do you want to talk about?
User: Whatever you want to talk about.
Cleverbot: I want to talk about what you want to talk about.
User: I want to talk to you about what you want to talk about.
Cleverbot: No let's talk about what you want to talk about?
User: But I want to talk about what you want to talk about.
Cleverbot: Fine, then I want to talk about cats.
User: Okay, what about cats?
Cleverbot: What do you know about cats?
User: I love cats...they taste like chicken.
Cleverbot: Did you decide on your own you like the taste of chicken?
User: Yes when I ate a cat I did.
Cleverbot: Do you know what they are?
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