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Ok so I heard this funny Rhetorical question once:



If a half a chicken laid a half an egg every half a day...

And a whole chicken laid a whole egg every whole day...

How long would it take for a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?



NOW



I had a dream a while after hearing this question wherein I walked up to my mom and asked her this question while she was doing the dishes. She then answered: "2."



I protested but she went on to explain that a half an egg every half a day would make one egg per day, and a whole egg every whole day is self explanitory, and that the only time frame given in the equation was days so basic math dictates that it would take a monkey with a wooden leg 2 whole days to kick teh seeds out of a dill pickle.



I woke up very confused and some what pissed at my mom for ruining a perfectly good joke.