Norwegian/English Dictionary - $34
Language learning CD's - $29
Grammar book - $17
two literature books in Norwegian - $64
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Babbling at Tyler in incomprehensible pseudo Norwegian - Priceless.
Bryan: "Change up in the cardio. You will lift this, as many times as possible, as quickly as possible, in these intervals (for all the different muscle groups)."
Me: "... Motherfucker."
Bryan: "I love you, too. Now lift."
Me: *grunt curse*
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I want to join a gym or something, but I'm far too selfconscious, which sounds a bit strange. It's as if I'm ashamed of people seeing me striving to better myself physically haha. I suppose there are definitely things I could change up around the house that could potentially have a positive outcome in the weightloss department. So, I should probably work on that.
I thought I would be all self conscious at the gym, but I'm not. I could honestly give a rat's ass less, or so, if someone is watching me. *shrug* They are sweating and grunting, too. =)
Tell your trainer I love him, k? Thanks.
*does macho Arnold voice* You will have massive arms and legs* now DO IT!
Being able to do this crap from my phone is pretty effin' cool.
So. Karen at work rocks a lot.
She got me a "Basic Norwegian" language lesson. Tyler responded, "HA! I sense entertaining conversation in my immediate future."
Yep. Poor grammar, parsed verbs, mangled sentence structure and all.
AND ... I am getting a dictionary so I can completely fuck up NEW words.
Norwegian cows say Møøøøøøøø, not Moooooo.
Dee says øøøøøøøøøø that's difficult. Not ooooooooo.
Hehehe.
Imagine ... Texas accent, trying to wrap itself around those slashety ø and circly å. I can do the ø - it's part of øl, or beer. I cannot yet get the hang of å.
o.O
I've been blathering so much existential angst lately, that those of you who actually read this tripe must be ready to cut your own throats just to shut me the fuck up.
Sorry. Sort of.
It's a roller coaster lately. I did, however, get some awesome sleep Friday night. I think Khayman shared her good sleep jujus. Normally she sends me fucked up dreams. *shrug* Good change-up, Monkey.
I rather want the unattainable right now. Even though I know it is unattainable does not mitigate the wanting. How is that for self-defeatism? Normally, if I cannot have what I want, I can change my mind until I am happy with what I have. I am seriously failing at that of late.
Oh, and passive-aggressive is seriously hacking me the fuck off. Man up and speak your mind in truth or go the fuck away, child! Jaysus Christ on a rubber crutch, hobbling along with rickets, be a fucking adult! Or is that asking too much of you? has no one ever required you behave like someone who can wipe your own ass and wash your hands afterward without prompting? Well honey, it's about damned time, isn't it?
I'm done with you. Period. You are taking up my valuable oxygen and personal space. Don't ever try to rub your crotch up against me again, or you will take back a bloody crevasse where your fruit and veg used to reside.
How dare you treat me like a toy?
...
You know ... I feel a shit ton better having gotten that off my mind, even though those words will probably never be read by the intended bitchee.
Sorry if you feel a bit singed.
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It's YOUR journal. You can write whatever the fuck you want!
why would I want to slit my own throat when slitting the throats of others (not yours of course) is so much more fun!!!!
I still think you're awesome Badger!!!
♥ you woman!
*hug*
I lubs you too, badgie....
And have you NOT read my journal lately? We all vent in our journals, it is what keeps us sane. And it gives that feeling of having down something constructive instead of just keeping it inside till it festers.
You are a good woman. You deserve to be happy.
And as far as the rubber is concerned?
SMACK 'IM
I think that's why I love reading journals it lets me know mine isn't the only life that seems fucked up too often. Rage on sugar, we love your angst and are pretty high up on you too :)
Sad part being... this is not a new speach for me to read. And said bitchee HAS heard it live and in person multiple times...
And the bitchee has never oncebothered to man up. :-(
I sorry sunshine. I lub joo though :)
Me, I, am going to go see a movie. In a movie theater.
My brother Joe said it would be worth it to face my crowd issues to go see it in the theaters. So. Off to the movies today. =)
It starts at 2:10.
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I can't even remember the last time I walked into a movie theater. Good luck with going and I hope its a wonderful show. ^_^
I'd pray for you, but I don't think we want me to turn into a Molotov Moonie Cocktail.
It better be a damn good movie to face people in a theater. Hell, makes me twitch just thinkin' about it.
Yay! Zombie returneth. =) I have missed you Jester Daermon, lil sugar booger of doomy doom. =)
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Another old member returning? :o
The Daermon, jester extraordinaire, able to pop bubbles of poppycock with well barbed seemingly non-sensical verbiage.
How I have missed the him.
He also, by the way, makes a mean motherfucker of a cuppa coffee. =) And listens like anything.
Well, I'll be- never thought I would live to see the day- glad to have him back
I want ... I want to move. X-D
I do.
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Okay then (goes for a big hatpin to get you moving)
And where do you want to move to?
Richmond. lol
Thirteen weeks today as a non smoker. =)
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CONGRATS! My mom has quit for almost 3 years now. Its a pain to quit but its worth it. Glad you did it. =)
And soon enough it'll be a year, then two, then you'll find it hard to believe you ever were a smoker!
Congrats :) won't be long before just being around smoke will make you want to get away from it because it stinks to you.
Congrats!
That is awesome! Don't be tempted... even one will make you start the entire process over again.
Go read MrSickle's journal. He's a hoot!
And he likes to milk cows. o_O
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He's my new fave on the Rave!
Sickle is freaking awesome!
Holy shit, I was laughing my ass off right off the bat! THanks for the rec, Req.
I started reading after Birra inducted him and made such a big entry about it...lol
I thought I was going ot find someone who was an ass, and therefore needed to be slapped down. Instead I found my new fav also...LOL
Quote of the day:
"Amy did something really fun with a mouth once!"
I cannot believe I am sitting here in tears for no goddamned good reason.
I can't stop the hiccuppy sobs. I can't stop the snot/tear factory from leaking stuff.
I can't stop the gerbils on the wheel from running around in my head with terrible unproductive, unflattering, negative nasty thoughts about me.
I can't make myself believe they've no basis in reality.
I don't understand.
I just ... don't understand.
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My friend, Debbie, is my sanity mirror and I am hers. I look her in the eyes and say, "You're not crazy." She does the same for me.
Allow me...You are not crazy. I'd hug ya if I could.
I promise those gerbils are lying jerks so use them for target practice. You are an awesome person!
Am a little less drama-mama in my head this morning.
Talking to a Tyler seems to bring me out of the tailspin.
Thanks, Tyler. =)
I am truly in an exceedingly foul mood today. I want to rend things. Or have extremely violent sex (the kind you need a thorough shower and maybe some medical tape afterwards).
I don't know why I am in such a state. Maybe it's because I kept dreaming of my dead parents. About not measuring up. About not even being recognized. About ... shit tons of stuff I thought I had dealt with over 20 years ago.
I hate the feeling of not measuring up. Of not being good enough/pretty enough/thin enough/smart enough/normal enough/sane enough.
That was exacerbated recently by something I won't go into, but tears were involved. I fucking hate crying. I didn't think I'd given anyone enough power to have the ability to make me cry. Maybe it's that, rearing its head.
Meh. Figure it out, woman!
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Must be something in the air I have been in an aweful mood the last day or so....You know its bad when you want to wrap your hands around peoples necks and just choke the hell out of them...
That's all.
I would go with the extremely violent sex!!
You are the bomb diggety Req!! Don't let anyone tell you different and if they do......They are ASS HATS!
What do you do when you're pretty sure you've offended someone, but you're both unsure how or that you actually care?
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Write a journal entry? O.o Hope its nothing bad.
I fret about it.
Shrug it off with a good stiff COFFEE!
"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."~ ;)
HAH!
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hahahahah -snort-
LMFAO!
hehe the three stoogies
I'm trying to stay a sire by working my whores hard...lol
Yes, you are. And I'd appreciate a little time off. My feet are KILLIN' me...
Khayman, I don't think you're doing it right ;P
♥ I love you all. Hehehehe
I wubs you guys.....*snark*
And Khayman, stop trying to be the dominant-lol
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want new ink.
'kay.
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What kinda ink?
*wraps up a package of Bic pens to mail you*
What? They don't have a Office Depot there?
:D
*runs*
hahaha Nice one, and I was gonna offer my comic ink. >;p
So what kind of tattoo do you want?
PLBT Rat. Hehehehe.
I want to continue my backpiece down the outside of my thighs.
My coffee pot exploded all over my kitchen. If I want coffee I will have to lick the walls.
Don't laugh. I am considering it as I clean.
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:O No coffee! How will you survive!
On the nectar of the the screams of my enemies.
Touche', but I'd still like some coffee to go with it.
The coffee gods are screaming in terror!!
I would lick the walls. They need to be licked. o.o lol
Now here's what's really messed up - at least from my point of view. I can actually visualize you doing this!
Hmm, now that I think about it...I can see MYSELF doing it as well. Guess that tells me something.
This is one of those times that separate you from the crowd...celebrate life: Hit PLAY on the stereo, grab an open bag of sugar in one hand and an open gallon of milk in the other. Dance, baby, Dance!
I am so glad I never picked up that particular addiction....
Have you ever considered keeping a jar of instant in the cabinet, just in case?
Licking it off the walls just reminds me of all the times someone offered me $20 to pour what was left in the bar mat at the end of the night, just so they could have "just one more."
I don't want to go back to work today.
I bet the task fairy was incontinent ALL OVER my desk.
='(
Damn.
And right on time is the period of doom. Fuck you and your timing, uterus. I *will* find a pumpkin scoop.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAH! Ah, nice.
I'm sure there's a copious amount of them laying around this time of year :P
LMAO!!
o_O
DrRequiem.
I leave for the airport in 40 minutes. ♥ I miss Khay.
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Have fun.
You guys have a BONZER time, sugar- and have one for me whilst you is dere...
>:-)
Today was mucho birthday happiness. I know, birthday isn't until Thursday, by my work people rock. =) I got presents, lunch, a card that sings "I'm gonna run with scissors!" (Awesome find, DeLeon!), and roses.=) Oh. I was made to dance with salt and pepper shakes while people sang me happy birthday. In. Public. >.o DAMN the photographic evidence!
So. I was feeling rather puny earlier, kind of fluish. I tried napping and it worked for about 5 minutes. I decided fuck it, and went to the gym. Two hours of work out later and I feel a lot better.
Weird.
May be endorphines, may be just that my body just wanted a good work out.
Tomorrow is the six year anniversary of my presence mucking up the place. =)
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What a trooper.
Six years? Wow. Congrats! ;)
wow, I already feel like I've been here forever, I really cant imagine life before VR...I guess I must have had a life then haha.
CONGRATS! I hope you've enjoyed it all :)
Soem of the best reltionships I have made in the past 5 years, I made right here.
Including the one I have with you.
Heh muckity muckity muck muck muck !!!!
I cannot stop thinking.
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What are you thinking going on thinking, I think you need to stop that thinking, ya think? :P
It's a bitch trying to shift that thang into neutral ain't it...
Because I love you, I would insert a mind-controlling parasite into your ear so you could get a little down time. :)
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TheArtistRose
14:39 Oct 29 2010
LMFAO! That is priceless.