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I came home today to a bird flying frantically through my house, all my cats wheeling ion tandem under it. ... It had decided it would try to build a nest in the vent over my stove ... and fell through and could not get out.
>.>
Do you have ANY idea how much shit a distressed bird produces?
ROFL! Omg i'm so sorry. I'm laughing my ass of because I could picture this happening. We had a bird fly in the house a while back and it was frantic. Didn't crap all over the place lol....but still...it was crazy lol. The cats were doing that weird sound they make when they see a fly lol.
When I was little one of my pet birds escaped their cage and my cat scared it to a heart attack. o.o She didn't even get a chance to hurt it. The bird was just that scared, unfortunately.
Something I've noticed ... As I have not been making nearly as many bitchy or ranty entries ... there have been fewer comments, and fewer stranger views. Interesting.
Same thing with mine, but then you have to realize too that there isn't always a comment necessary to some entries. Or if someone doesn't know you that well :)
So - the suspension was awesome, and I have rope marks.
It was ... fucking awesome.
The ropes Grizz tied - four around my torso under my breasts, four over the top of them, eight around my hips, and four from each ankle - my hands were free.
It was incredible. He spun me both directions, and I was laughing like a child, I actually clapped at a few points, it felt so lovely. ♥
No, I was NOT nude - I had on yoga pants and a camisole.
Gods, it was a gorgeous feeling.
I want to be tied in different shibari poses.
I think that would be so lovely and FEEL so lovely.
Great! I woke myself from a bad dream by popping myself in the mouth. Helloooo fat lip! I look like I gave a lot of back chat or got too sassy. >.> Or, you know, tried to leave the kitchen. :P
I know, right? Sit back, take notes, then you, too, can be a rock star like ME!
:D
02:51 Mar 03 2012 Times Read: 1,007
Right. So I finally got around to eating today.
I made almond flour pancakes, put a big dollop of Simply Jif Peanut Butter ( no sugar added) on them, poured some walden farms no calorie pancake syrup over the mess ... and enjoyed. My tongue is stuck to the roof of my mouth. I am not even a little ashamed. My meal consisted of about 13 grams net carbs.
It was a great deal of fun, although SOMEONE, I swear to all the odd gods of the galaxy, is NEVER allowed to choose a movie based on the word search "slut" again. >.> We ended up with this Japanese movie called "Sex machine" that seemed to be allllll about cricket sumo and weird sex noises. And a freeloader named Hiroshi. And some guy with a broken arm named Anzai giving sex changes to crickets for fun and profit. And some other guy named Taro who had REALLY huge crickets. Oh. And one sort of warm lesbian scene in the graveyard of the (not really) dead guy toward the end. Much laughter ensued. We all seriously wondered if there would be crickets in the scene here, too.
Next was a flick from 1965 called ... The Defilers? Yes. There was much laughter here, also. heh. :)
It was a very good time.
Note:
... No the word "cricket" here is NOT a euphemism of any kind.
No no I USED to have them pierced, but my body began rejecting the metal. I have no piercing jewelry ... it sort of .. gets a firm grasp on the nipple and ... dangles. o.o
COMMENTS
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Joli
19:34 Mar 26 2012
Bon Appetit!
http://www.entwine-wines.com/pairings/gluten-free-almond-flour-fried-chicken
DemonicDoll
22:00 Mar 26 2012
ooooo that sounds good :D