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20:49 Jul 31 2011
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Tasks remaining that I simply do not have the energy or the pain tolerance for any longer today (maybe tomorrow evening?):



1) Switch out the shower curtain hookie dealie things

2) Change the toilet seat to the new one

3) re-do the sealant around the bathtubs

4) re-vacuum and dust the house as surprise caches of cat fur have been found and dusted up





I think it's time for some tylenol AND aleve, a hot bubble bath, some light reading on physics and ... an early bed time.



Please, Lords and Ladies, no nightmares. I think I might be too damned exhausted to wake myself from them.





I got a hell of a lot done this weekend. :) Here's to hoping it pays off in mental laconic peace.









And you - Yeah, you. It sucks you're in the hinterlands with no cell service and limited internet access. A bed time story would be favorite about now. Mwah! G'night. :)


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Lullaby
Lullaby
21:12 Jul 31 2011

"some light reading on physics" ... ♥

Is any physics light reading? :P



I'd offer a back rub, but "rub" and the idea of "oiling up" are such a turn off lol.





 

Gorillas Rock!

18:46 Jul 31 2011
Times Read: 704


Would you care to know the extent of my jackassery?







I honestly - seriously - and accidentally - just glued together four of my fingers with Gorilla Glue.



::sigh::





Yes. I know.


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Sulks
Sulks
19:12 Jul 31 2011

oops!





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
19:14 Jul 31 2011

lol ... I knew you were secretly human!!





meeper
meeper
02:41 Aug 01 2011

I absolutely hate when that happens.





 

16:46 Jul 31 2011
Times Read: 688


I ... I did too much yesterday. My body is saying "FUCK YOU, YOU WHORE!" Rah. Rah. More to do today. Ohhhh my effin' shoulder. I really need that cabana boy about now. No, not for sechs ... for sorting and moving!







o.o


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BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
17:08 Jul 31 2011

Sorting and moving ... and she says it's not about 'sechs '

Wishing your body well.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
17:11 Jul 31 2011

Ain't it the same thing? ;)





Sulks
Sulks
17:34 Jul 31 2011

yeouch. Hope your effin' shoulder gets better soon.





 

05:45 Jul 30 2011
Times Read: 708


I think I am going to COMPLETELY rearrange my house this weekend. WITH ... the assistance of my brother, because I can't do heavy stuff. I can point and grunt. And provide beer and home cooked yummy.





Fucking shoulder.





Rearranging the house will hopefully give me fresh perspectives on things.


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Lullaby
Lullaby
05:47 Jul 30 2011

"can't do heavy stuff"

"point and grunt"

"home cooked yummy"



I l♥ve you.





Requiem
Requiem
05:49 Jul 30 2011

Likewise, Katie, de♥r, likewise. =)





Joli
Joli
06:20 Jul 30 2011

hmmmm...no. Over there. No...over there. A little to the left. A little more. A little more. No, back where we started. hmmm...



Requiem
Requiem
07:29 Jul 30 2011

Joli, I dn't think there's enough beer in the state of Texas to allow me to do that to my brothers hah!





 

03:06 Jul 30 2011
Times Read: 713


So ... That's done. Good.


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12:31 Jul 29 2011
Times Read: 725


So ... that's the way of it, eh? ::sigh::





Two for flinching.


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00:13 Jul 29 2011
Times Read: 740


Today was the culmination of quite possibly the shittiest week and a half at work in a long motherfucking time.





TWO PEOPLE! Two people in the past week and a half I have had to instigate proceedings against in one fashion or another!



One for fraud, and the other for material theft.



What the hell, man?



Is my judgment so skewed that I can't see things like this coming?



Can I trust my judgment on anything?



This is poisoning my thoughts.





I am toxic.











I need to hear your voice.


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Elemental
Elemental
01:03 Jul 29 2011

We are often blind to the people we think we can trust. Then suddenly a trust is broken and it has a tendency to open our eyes to others around us - if only a moment. It just so happens there were two in your sight.



But kudos on going ahead with charges.



AND.........this weekend.........have rum. Rat tells me it makes all things better. :)





 

Foot in mouth ...

19:23 Jul 27 2011
Times Read: 756


Yeah ... I have that skill.





I ... am such a f'idiot.


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Joli
Joli
19:37 Jul 27 2011

At least your foot is in a beautiful shoe. If you gotta eat hoof, be well-shod ;)





 

Hump Day

14:45 Jul 27 2011
Times Read: 766


I effin' WISH!





::sigh::


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Joli
Joli
19:15 Jul 27 2011

I'm actually embarrassed to admit that it took me as long as it did to get past, "huh?"





Requiem
Requiem
19:21 Jul 27 2011

O.o ::giggle::





Lullaby
Lullaby
23:17 Jul 27 2011

Tentacle hump day? :P





 

21:37 Jul 26 2011
Times Read: 793


Butt dialing is FUNNY!


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BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
21:39 Jul 26 2011

Chance of a picture or at least a diagram?





Sulks
Sulks
21:43 Jul 26 2011

yeah, we Brits have no idea wtfh butt-dialing is...



gawd, I just know I shouldn't be asking...





Requiem
Requiem
21:45 Jul 26 2011

When someone shoves their cell phone in his or her pocket and accidentally calls someone. :)





I used to accidentally call my brother from my purse all the time. Heh.





Sulks
Sulks
21:55 Jul 26 2011

ach man, I actually knew that we call it 'pocket-talking' thought it might have been a term for something y'know kinda kinky hahaha :P





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
22:10 Jul 26 2011

Takes a special butt to do it like you badger. ;)





 

13:03 Jul 25 2011
Times Read: 826


I am terrified. And exhilarated. And terrified. And eager. And terrified. And hopeful. And terrified. And yearning.







And confused. And searching.







...





And apparently a little ADD.







I have a twingle in my chest and it's growing.







It's a bit scary.


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Sulks
Sulks
14:42 Jul 25 2011

:D





Lullaby
Lullaby
18:10 Jul 25 2011

It's terrifying, and wonderful and beautiful? ♥





Lullaby
Lullaby
18:10 Jul 25 2011

It's terrifying, and wonderful and beautiful? ♥





Lullaby
Lullaby
18:12 Jul 25 2011

God hate double posts.

Like a thistle in my side.



*shakes fist*





Joli
Joli
18:37 Jul 25 2011

BOO! (It's gonna be fine.) :)





RedQueen
RedQueen
05:47 Jul 26 2011

lalalalalalalasomebody's in love lalalalalalalala





 

00:00 Jul 25 2011
Times Read: 841


You are so damned amazing.









Where have you been?


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birra
birra
00:08 Jul 25 2011

Right here...



...oh? You weren't talking to me.



Damn my ego.





Joli
Joli
00:47 Jul 25 2011

Ffffft...she meant me. DUH!





ChessMaster
ChessMaster
01:14 Jul 25 2011

I was on my main profile CryingMist trying to take over the royal lounge sorry hun my bad ;)





Requiem
Requiem
13:05 Jul 25 2011

Yeah, cow! Where have you been?







..







I just realized .. Joli, I can call you a COW and not have it be derogatory.





COW COW COW COW COW COW!!! ♥!





Joli
Joli
18:38 Jul 25 2011

If you came over to my house and I offered you a glass of milk...would you accept?



:)





Requiem
Requiem
18:46 Jul 25 2011

O.o





Even though it make me ill, i'd have to sip from yon odd pail.





(Hahahahah! Had to. )





 

02:59 Jul 24 2011
Times Read: 854


My cousin Wretha is down for a few nights. ♥ I love Wretha. We've been giggling and gossiping like a couple of women at a wash line. :D



We've also been trading stories of what we remember growing up, etc.






















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BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
11:21 Jul 24 2011

For me those sort of days can be the best :-)





Joli
Joli
18:39 Jul 25 2011

Very sassy. She's working that silent W!





 

17:55 Jul 23 2011
Times Read: 872


I miss my father so badly. It's been 4+ years ... But I want to talk to him. I want to know his thoughts on this new and frightening and fabulous and breathless-making thing happening.



I need to drive up to the family cemetary soon and have a conversation with his headstone.



I'll bring a marble, Poppy. I've lost so many of mine (heh), but I'll always have a marble for you.


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Deity
Deity
02:11 Jul 24 2011





sahahria
sahahria
22:34 Jul 26 2011

:)





 

15:38 Jul 23 2011
Times Read: 876


Holy cow.





Swim, woman, swim!







It'll be nifty to see what's on the other side of the river.


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... My dinner is fighting back ...

02:16 Jul 23 2011
Times Read: 896


OK. So. Something in my dinner is making the inside of my mouth peel, and my tummy HURT.



Contents:



Pork, celery, porcini mushrooms, portabello mushrooms, spinach, salt, pepper, garlic. Nothing was spoiled - everything was fresh.



What. The. Fuck. ?





My stomach is CRAMPING.


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Cerrana
Cerrana
02:46 Jul 23 2011

I am venturing a guess and saying it's got to be the mushrooms. A latent allergy perhaps?



OR bad pork?





PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
12:04 Jul 23 2011

I vote it was the celery. Celery is fucking evil.





 

00:09 Jul 21 2011
Times Read: 914


The Great A'Tuin, the Star Turtle, holds the world (in disc form) balanced on the backs of four huge elephants which are in turn standing on his back as he slowly swims through space ... I believe I know just where Terry Pratchett got the idea for A'Tuin, I am delighted to say.





I am delighted. :)



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ChasingTheGhost
ChasingTheGhost
00:48 Jul 21 2011

I remember seeing this during a netflix marathon... I can't remember the movie, but I distinctly remember seeing the turtle and elephants. hmmm.





GalFriday
GalFriday
01:46 Jul 21 2011

I loved the Disc World series. Terry Pratchet is absolutely delightfully absurd.





Joli
Joli
23:42 Jul 23 2011

I'm reading Small Gods right now!





But I know what you meant! ;)





 

00:02 Jul 20 2011
Times Read: 931


It is STORMING here, thundering hard enough that I feel it in the floor under my feet.



Rain! Oh, lovely lovely rain!







Tempestuous love,

You dance within my heartbeats,

Arable earth sighs ...







Oh, rain you lovely missed thing ... Don't stay away so long next time, ok?


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Joli
Joli
02:57 Jul 20 2011

...and the rain rain rain came down down down in rushing rising riv'lets til the river crept out of it's bed

and crept right into...Badger's!



Yeah, it doesn't rhyme. What do you want from a stripper cow?






Requiem
Requiem
02:59 Jul 20 2011

I am udderly satisfied. :)





 

22:51 Jul 19 2011
Times Read: 940


I have been walking around all day with a Cheshire Grin.





::puuuurrrrrr::


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13:03 Jul 19 2011
Times Read: 951


Yesterday, for most of the day, I had one of the best conversations I have had in a long while. :)



Lack of sleeping well caught up with me int he evening and I think I fell asleep mid thought. :(



Odd thing - I woke up and went to check my hon and could not find it. I looked in the blankets, under the bed, on the dresser, the chest of drawers ... I finally called it from my house phone.





Imagine my surprise when my freezer started ringing.



o_O



It was siting in there, nestled cozily on top of the ice trays.


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Joli
Joli
17:10 Jul 19 2011

You leave your hon in the freezer? Hey, whatever you're into. I'm not here to judge.


















 

00:41 Jul 19 2011
Times Read: 960


Today was a terrific conversation, all in all. :)



I enjoyed it very much.



Thank you. =)











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23:28 Jul 18 2011
Times Read: 970










I made Joli Speeechlesssss I made Joli Speeeechlessss!!

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Joli
Joli
23:40 Jul 18 2011

Cow soft porn always does that to me.





Requiem
Requiem
23:41 Jul 18 2011

Brown chicken brown cow ....





 

A kiss ...

21:41 Jul 18 2011
Times Read: 984


Two mouths, inseparable ... And the pressure is all mine ...


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Joli
Joli
23:19 Jul 18 2011

After "parry and riposte" appeared in my messages, I checked favorite journals, saw you had a NEW and came on in...to see:



"Two mouths, inseparable...And the pressure is all mine"



Scrolled back in my mind to my last comment to you, which, as I recall was:



"How about a warm glass of milk...on me"



Oh god...OH GOD



It took me some time to notice this was titled "A kiss"



Holy crap, Batgirl...





Requiem
Requiem
23:21 Jul 18 2011

OH GOOD GODS ... NO No I meant in the nightmare one. o.o Oh wow. AHAHAHAHAH





 

16:07 Jul 18 2011
Times Read: 994


Yeah. I'll take socially awkward for 600, Alex.



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PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
18:12 Jul 18 2011

Who is my Co Worker!



One of the most socially defunked people I know. ;p





sahahria
sahahria
22:55 Jul 19 2011

And the answer is today's daily double...





 

Get yer own details. :P

00:47 Jul 18 2011
Times Read: 1,006


...





That ... That was a hell of a lot of fun. :







...











Totally different topic - it is exceedingly difficult to stop watching the wiggling udders o.o





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Joli
Joli
02:25 Jul 18 2011

Yeah baby! Way more effective than the hypno frog! She swivels in sync with Cancer's revolving moon...coincidence??? Step into our gravitational fly trap. Moohahaha!





 

20:58 Jul 17 2011
Times Read: 1,020


Dear Joli,





That is udderly ridiculous.



:P





Love,





Uncle Inappropriate


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Joli
Joli
22:16 Jul 17 2011

You're just jealous of my grazeful dancin' :)





Requiem
Requiem
22:17 Jul 17 2011

And your magical punderwear. :P





 

02:22 Jul 17 2011
Times Read: 1,045


My brother on the phone with me: "Mumblemumblemumble."



Me: "What? I can't hear you." ::look at phone:: "Well, fuck, my phone's upside down. ::facepalm::"



Him: ::much laughter::


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Deity
Deity
02:40 Jul 17 2011

I've done that more times than I care to admit. :o/





deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
09:45 Jul 17 2011

LOL





 

21:32 Jul 16 2011
Times Read: 1,062


Do you ever get the feeling that your role in a conversation is to play the part of Uncle Inappropriate and cause people to make the "o_O" face? ... yeah. Me, too.


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deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
21:35 Jul 16 2011

yep!





Morrigon
Morrigon
21:41 Jul 16 2011

Well it was good





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
22:50 Jul 16 2011

You are the best at it. ;)





 

20:11 Jul 16 2011
Times Read: 1,070


So, Bath and Body Works discontinued my favorite lotion, the Lemon Summer Vanilla. It made me smell like lemon cookies. I found a new love ... Pomegranate Citrus ... I kind of sniff like a cistrusy edible arrangement ... I must try this on a hungry man ... ::runs in place so the scent wafts ...::


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17:55 Jul 16 2011
Times Read: 1,075


I want to go DO something, but I have no idea what! I have cabin fever like nobody's business.





...





FAUGH! I also want to go play football. Fuck, if the NFL isn't going to get their shit together for this coming season, maybe I can start my OWN league.



Come one, come all, come look like a goober with a ball! Let's play, no pay, just have fun and join the fray!





Think it'll work?



...





It'll take a miracle.


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16:42 Jul 16 2011
Times Read: 1,089


eggs beaten with a touch of cinnamon, a bit of nutmeg and some vanilla and scrambled ... they taste like crepes.





Mmmmm cinnamon eggs ♥


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Lullaby
Lullaby
17:07 Jul 16 2011

I'll still eat them if you post some... :(





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
17:15 Jul 16 2011

Never tried those. I need to come live with you, eat some of these wonderful foods you keep telling me about.





 

14:36 Jul 16 2011
Times Read: 1,093


My internet cut out last night when I was having a fun convo with VW and Khayman Stupid internets. :(



Had a lovely conversation with Sahahria on the phone. Our "quick five minute conversations" are never less than an hour.





Between those three and Khaymans wish-sending me autumn dressed mountains, I had no nightmares last night barring the one just before waking this morning. :)



I got about 6 hours of solid sleep. ♥


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
17:14 Jul 16 2011

:) Yeah!





Joli
Joli
06:50 Jul 17 2011

Woohoo!





 

14:57 Jul 15 2011
Times Read: 1,124


I have this desperately certain feeling that something is TERRIBLY wrong somewhere.



It's causingme to be very antsy.


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sahahria
sahahria
17:31 Jul 15 2011

I hate that sensation! :( *hugs*





Bones
Bones
18:13 Jul 15 2011

There is... I am here and you are there! ;)





RedQueen
RedQueen
22:40 Jul 15 2011

Scan everybody's journals- I'm sure you'll find it sooner or later...lol





RedQueen
RedQueen
21:00 Jul 16 2011

Congratulations- you got your wish.





Requiem
Requiem
21:06 Jul 16 2011

o.O My wish?





 

12:20 Jul 15 2011
Times Read: 1,129


woke thinking of this song, and then Katie mentioned another Adele song. Had to post it.






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BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
14:45 Jul 15 2011

Great track :-)





Lullaby
Lullaby
17:11 Jul 15 2011

I'm obsessed with her music and oh, that voice! ♥





 

13:19 Jul 14 2011
Times Read: 1,153


Oh, DAVE ...





I am dainty fresh! Come and get me, big boy! Also, the linoleum is sparkling!


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captainglobehead
captainglobehead
15:51 Jul 14 2011

Oh...VERY nice!





Joli
Joli
18:01 Jul 14 2011

HEY! You're onto something - a time saver. Lysol douching in the kitchen kills 2 birds with one stone!





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
19:29 Jul 14 2011

Reminds me of the old joke about the woman confused by the abundance of feminine products available for her in the pharmacy. She asked a sales clerk for assistance on choosing one. He said, "That all depends...what's your flow like?"



Slightly confused she responded slowly, "Linoleum..."





Requiem
Requiem
22:36 Jul 14 2011

I am so stealing that joke!





 

23:44 Jul 13 2011
Times Read: 1,170


I sneezed really hard and popped a rib out.



YAY. ME.



And ow.



DeLeon helped me put it back in. Yay, he.







Today is done, so, yay that, too.



I am having jalapenos, stuffed with fake cream cheese and wrapped in bacon. YAY, DINNER!



Fabulous end to a very long day. :) I adore jalapenos.


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Joli
Joli
03:20 Jul 14 2011

I'm gonna bubblewrap your badger butt!





 

01:10 Jul 13 2011
Times Read: 1,191


... ::sigh::



I really do want you to be well, and happy, and I really don't want to feel guilty for ASKING you if you are well and happy. I'm so angry still, and hurt, but ... I do want you to be well and happy. How I feel about the whole mess is MINE to deal with, and MINE to try and figure out.



I know this.



Have I even said one word TO you about how very unworthy and small your actions made me feel? No. Because ... oh, fuck it.





I don't even know what it's safe to discuss or if it's even welcome that I am trying, feebly and sporadically, to keep conversational lines open. I do enjoy friendship with you. I don't enjoy that I can't seem to put my resentment behind me or make that pain stop happening in my chest whenever I think about this whole mess and the blighted possibilities therein.







Just ... go. Be well. Be happy. Maybe I ought to make sure you be out of my sight, also. Eff grammar, in that last bit.







... Did I just use "therein" in a sentence?


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00:09 Jul 13 2011
Times Read: 1,201


Dear Cancer:



As a note ... This SMS message thing when you have a new journal comment or message? I really do like it.



=)





Thanks, C!





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23:19 Jul 12 2011
Times Read: 1,211


I got ran off the road today. Awesome right?



Well, my car did not get hit, I was not hurt, I dd not pee myself ... just ... got run off the road by an old woman in a big blue truck who had what looked like half her fist up her nose. So. Yeah. Fun. I did not end up in oncoming traffic, did not hit the light pole ... yea. All is good. It just scared the hell out of me.



Pollyanna, eh? I am grateful all it was was a scare. :)


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Deity
Deity
00:01 Jul 13 2011

I'm glad that you're just fine, aside from the scare. :)





Joli
Joli
00:07 Jul 13 2011

Makes you want to eyeball her and yell, WHERE'S THE BEEF??!!





Requiem
Requiem
00:14 Jul 13 2011

Man, Joli, the way she was digging in her nostril, it may have been THERE.





faeriemoon
faeriemoon
02:22 Jul 13 2011

Damn woman drivers.... wait... I resemble that comment... never mind. :P





 

19:27 Jul 12 2011
Times Read: 1,226


I could really use a cuddle today. A cuddle sounds just about right.


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captainglobehead
captainglobehead
19:35 Jul 12 2011

If you're taking volunteers, the line starts here!





Requiem
Requiem
19:37 Jul 12 2011

Rock on! ::opens arms::





PAGAN
PAGAN
19:38 Jul 12 2011

aww whassup?



(((((((( HUGS )))))))))





Deity
Deity
00:00 Jul 13 2011

-squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze-









faeriemoon
faeriemoon
02:21 Jul 13 2011

*stands in line* I want a turn damnit!





 

00:50 Jul 12 2011
Times Read: 1,246


Well, you ALL wondered what the hell the badger was doing ... looking so relaxed .. etc. ...





Nope. NOT dialing the pink telephone (that's for special "private time" ... Badger be napping! Oh, yea!





Thank you so much, Moonie! You are definitely my hero! ♥



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18:57 Jul 11 2011
Times Read: 1,268


I love you, Joli. ♥


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captainglobehead
captainglobehead
19:03 Jul 11 2011

Who doesn't?





Sulks
Sulks
19:17 Jul 11 2011

:)





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
20:23 Jul 11 2011

I'm there too. XXX





Joli
Joli
20:38 Jul 11 2011

I love you, too!





 

13:00 Jul 11 2011
Times Read: 1,284


These damn dreams can go stuff themselves.



Morning!


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birra
birra
13:05 Jul 11 2011

Agreed.





Sulks
Sulks
13:14 Jul 11 2011

Morning!



Yup. Stupid dreams - go away!





Lullaby
Lullaby
14:35 Jul 11 2011

Yes. Yes they can.



Mermaids in cars; please go.





 

22:31 Jul 09 2011
Times Read: 1,324


Birra ... No. Just ... no more.



Your avatar is doom.



Complete ... and utter ... doom.


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TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
22:40 Jul 09 2011

I like his Avie. xD





PAGAN
PAGAN
22:51 Jul 09 2011

That...frantic...thrusting... is...just...wrong. LOL






Lullaby
Lullaby
04:24 Jul 10 2011

It's hypnotising... ._.





Joli
Joli
04:41 Jul 10 2011

Lucky lucky Morri.





RedQueen
RedQueen
10:25 Jul 10 2011

Morri does love her breakfast sausage...LMAO





 

22:21 Jul 09 2011
Times Read: 1,330


I found a new cast iron wok for $20.



I love cooking with cast iron. It's got a nice 10" long sturdy handle, a 14" across cooking bowl and a small grip handle opposite the long one. It allows for a good two handed swing-grip. Yes. I tested it in the store. o.o





:D


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TheSYSTEM
TheSYSTEM
22:27 Jul 09 2011

I love woks! Have fun cooking. :D





Khayman
Khayman
03:39 Jul 11 2011

Cantonese Wok. The longer handle denotes northern China. :-)





Requiem
Requiem
12:46 Jul 11 2011

Cantonese wok = weapons grade wok. GOtcha :)





 

16:06 Jul 09 2011
Times Read: 1,333


Make my uterus go away, please?



Thank you.


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03:00 Jul 09 2011
Times Read: 1,349


I hate it when my hands do the witch looking arthritis thing. >.< OW Straighten out you mutants! I am eventually going to be able to frighten children with my mitts. "Touch ... my pinky ... I DARE YOU!" ::sounds of screaming and the pitter-patter of running child feet::


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
03:07 Jul 09 2011

Any you are looking forward to frighten the hell out of the rug rats. ;)



Kidding aside- my mother has hands like this, unable to push her wheel chair, in pain. I feel for you sis.





Joli
Joli
09:06 Jul 09 2011

feh...perfect fer holdin a broom. SWEEP MAH PANTRY!





Requiem
Requiem
15:46 Jul 09 2011

Joli - Maybe that's why we see so many little old ladies with brooms?





 

01:17 Jul 09 2011
Times Read: 1,356


I am having super crunchy peanut butter, lightly salted rice cakes and preserves made f blueberries, cranberries, cherries and grapes for dinner. ♥ YUM!


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
01:54 Jul 09 2011

I had rum, with a little water melon slushy. ;)





RedQueen
RedQueen
10:24 Jul 10 2011

If you made them thar preserves, ma'am, care to mail me a jar?





 

11:58 Jul 08 2011
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Yes, the new possibilities for avatars are fabulous! But ... They are very noisy for me.





Damned synaesthesia. The who's online page is a clamor!


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moonkissed
moonkissed
14:04 Jul 08 2011

I find them kind of distracting, oh well change.





Joli
Joli
15:20 Jul 08 2011

I'm with you, but for me, I think it's more to do with getting old and crotchety. Oh, and get off my lawn!





RedQueen
RedQueen
19:24 Jul 08 2011

Some of them I have to scroll past in a hurry- the way they move gives me migraines





 

00:22 Jul 08 2011
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Something is lacking and I have no idea what. But it's seriously lacking.



Maybe it's a someone? But WHO?



::grumble::


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
00:36 Jul 08 2011

*slides in, rat fur flying* I'MMMMM here!





Requiem
Requiem
00:37 Jul 08 2011

::hug squish Rat::



YAY!





 

13:14 Jul 06 2011
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Joli! This one's not awful, just weird!





1) I was grocery shopping and the only things I had to buy were cucumbers (2) and Lipton Brisk Tea in 4 packs of 20 oz bottles. Most of the four packs were broken, so this was a small challenge.



2) I was a barbarian warrior and had to convince people I was stupid so they'd underestimate me. My huge plan for this was to pay for everything in coppers and half pennies. Coin. By. Coin. And I managed (huh?) to convince the kind he had a son by another woman. (He did, but how the hell would a barbarian warrior know- and why would she care?)



3) I woke up singing this song:









Mwah!



(Youtube failure, by the way - that was supposed to embed Get Down On It by Kool and the gang.)



Keep working on that Requiem blocker, honey. ;)


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Sulks
Sulks
13:31 Jul 06 2011

LOL Get down on it :P





Joli
Joli
18:39 Jul 06 2011

Stop letting the mice nibble on your brain.





 

15:18 Jul 04 2011
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I don't want to wait five years, but I don't want to completely fuck my time line.



Meh.


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King`Tarquin
King`Tarquin
16:03 Jul 04 2011

A true Vernian! SALUTE!





Khayman
Khayman
03:35 Jul 06 2011

So don't, then. lol





 

20:59 Jul 03 2011
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I could cheerfully ravish you for a good three or four hours, you know.



You'd have a limp.



Ready?





>:-D


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
21:06 Jul 03 2011

O.o





LadyKrystalynDarkstar
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
21:37 Jul 03 2011

Wait...



LOL!! o.O





Lullaby
Lullaby
05:44 Jul 04 2011

"I need ... something. When I figger it out ... I'll get it."



... I'm scared.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
17:09 Jul 04 2011

Ready...



Set...



Go!




RedQueen
RedQueen
00:37 Jul 05 2011

*gets the popcorn and settles in*





Joli
Joli
20:40 Jul 05 2011

a limp what?





 

16:23 Jul 03 2011
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...







Never mind.


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Whimsical
Whimsical
18:39 Jul 03 2011

So you did win the lottery??? :D





Requiem
Requiem
19:44 Jul 03 2011

No heh. I was going to type an existential angsty thing and decided there was no point.





 

17:18 Jul 02 2011
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I did not win the lottery. :(


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Sulks
Sulks
17:25 Jul 02 2011

humph neither did I :(((





Pantomime
Pantomime
17:31 Jul 02 2011

Does this mean you're NOT going to come kick me? :(





Requiem
Requiem
18:04 Jul 02 2011

I'll save up to come kick yeh, ye scunner!





RedQueen
RedQueen
01:57 Jul 04 2011

me neither, either





 

Fermented Bovine Lactation

02:01 Jul 02 2011
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I want cheese. I MISS cheese. I am allergic to dairy.



I ... I wonder if it would be worth it to chew on it, spit it out, chew on more, spit it out, like the angels in Dogma.





...





o.o



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Joli
Joli
20:42 Jul 05 2011

Nothing replaces cheese. Nothing.








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