Ow.
Just ... fuckin' ow.
No, we are NOT getting my boss. Stripper for his birthday! Faaaaaaa! -_-
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but but but
Why not?
With a purdy lady like Requiem...
They could pay you to do it.. you have the figure for that now hehehe!
Ribbit IS SO a word! It's the sound a frog makes! Stoopit word with friends!
I blame Rat for having me spend the last 45 minutes drooling over corsets. ♥
And by blame, I man thank. :)
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:) Glad to help get those boobs up and at attention.
CORSETS!!! ♥
You do know, that is the reason I found VR, right??!!
Heh...
I have about 6 corsets.... *heart* them bunches! As a matter of fact, it was a white, halter top corset, a very short black frilly skirt, fishnet stockings, and knee high leather boots that landed me a husband. ;) lol
corsets=awesome ; )
Dear Rat:
Ask - and ye shall receive.
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Ohhhh... my shoe porn. :D And you threw in a pussy cat. ;)
LOVE those shoes. Where do you wear those to? So total kinky slut style.
I wore them last night to a fetish party. heh. :) My first one ever. I get ever so many compliments on the shoes. :D
you better were them when you come over sexy girl, I want to see and drool :)
and I am also trying a new food mxture lol some dark black cherries, dark chocolate blueberries, strawberries and a few other tasty nice things
Oooooo nice shoes but I want to hear about the party!
ohhhhhh those are so beautiful :D
O.O
LOVE!!!!
I wish I could send you hope.
I wish I could send you peace.
This was a very good evening. :)
I saw something I never in my life thought I would ever see - a young miss up on a St. Andrew's Cross ... being pelted by sling-shotted cupcakes.
It looked like a great deal of fun! (Not the being pelted - that looked just painful - she had red marks!)
Well, I guess that could be fun, too.
A couple kind of adopted me and shepherded me around, made me feel very safe. They answered every last one of my off the wall, nosy, silly, impertinent questions, too. :)
Very nice couple.
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... Cupcakes. O.o
At an event like that, I assume people expect odd questions?
Probably so. I know I did. The cupcake pelting was only one thing I saw - but it was by far the most ... unexpected. heh.
I am glad the evening was grand! ♥
Sounds like an awful lot of fun.
Stocks. Not cross. I was dumb.
Decided on the Little black dress, peacock jacket, silver cameo necklace. The shoes were hard.
I. Decided. 4" heels, black patent leather, with handcuff and chain details, and rivets. Yum!
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oooooo pictures?
I bet everyone will want to buy you a gluten-free adult beverage, you tiger, you!
Almond flour cupcakes!
Not as rise-y as the normal kind, but the taste test shows a win. :)
Time to frost and eat!
Frosting is cream cheese, splenda, vanilla and orange extract. Mmmmmm!
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Cream cheese frosting is awesome!
I could so eat them with a nice cup of coffee and I know I would suffer for it later ... who cares!
Ok. I am now craving cuppycakes with an unholy passion.
I am going to try and make almond flour cuppycakes.
I shall report.
Damn cats.
SPRAWLED across my bed. Content. Sleeping. Calling me.
Assholes.
Every one of them.
::blows zerberts on sleeping kitteh bellehs::
Heh.
>.>
I got the most wonderful package in the mail today, from LadyK! And yes, I threw the glitter in the air and adored the falling sparkles. Thank you thank you thank you!
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I love the bracelet it is awesome. Right now I am trying to get a lot of coin jewelry - the heavier, the better. It will go with my gypsy coin shoes and gypsy style outfit lol (might even work with my belly dancing outfit too!)
Really like the cameo's, especially the one on the right. I love the stuff LadK sends me, she's great :)
Ohh!! I love those!
I'll post the necklace she sent me today, too.
:D
Ohhhh I LOVE cameos. They're so lovely!
Very nice, that was generous of her :)
honestly ... if you aren't going to follow it through to the end, why in hell do you bother starting?
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cuz I saw a squirrel and gots distracted o.O
Hey! That's MY squirrell! Heh. O-o Not gonna go there, Heh. :-)
I adore almonds.
I really do.
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You and me both!
I am more of a glutton for pecans Mmmmmm
I prefer, almonds, coconut and chocolate....all combined into one. But? I'm odd. heh
It's 85 degrees outside. In February.
Yeah, this summer is going to suck my non-existent cock, that's for sure.
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It was warm today but not that warm. I may start my gardening tomorrow.
Maybe... Maybe the seasons will reverse!
If I can get my hands on a tiller I may start a garden too. Dunno yet. Might help me to both give my daughter a new zombie 'pocyclipse skill and put some real food on the table down the road for them ;)
Yeah. Yours and mine both chica.
I live in Canada.
It is February.
It is 51 degrees outside, the sun is shining (or as I say to wake Scott up "It's a bright BRIGHT sunshiney day"...lol. He just growls at me.)
And there is a lovely breeze blowing warm green smells through my house.
So much for the earlier statement of the once again inept weather forecasters:
"This is going to be the worst winter Canada has seen in years, especially for BC."
My ASS, it is.....
Where is Rat's goddamned voodoo doll......
I will be on my hands and knees, playing in the dirt! YAY!
51 here in MA.
:D
24 and we are snowed in...
I hate you guys. :(
Abstract, I have been doing every dance, chant, and shake I can to get an honest to gawd blizzard just once in my life. I would happily swao with you if I could-
But I definitely need to talk to the Rat- if she is casting spells for snow, she throws like an effing girl.....
Now you just wait a second Puppy... I don't throw like a girl. I just think the voodoo doll is off on the GPS system. LOL
Hell, I never got any snow either. Today it is to be in the upper 60's and sunny, with chance of snow on Saturday.
O.o
What the fuck is that?
*shakes the doll* I want 4 feet, staying on for two weeks damn it!
I think I look like Alice in Wonderland today. Blonde, White turtleneck under a short royal blue dress, white tights, and mary jane shoes. All I need is a pinafore or crinoline and a white apron. And a perpetually confused expression.
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Pictures, or it didn't happen.
;)
Cuuuute I just wanna carry you off into the forest.
If you see a hookah smoking caterpillar tel him I said wassup :D and he owes me $20
So. Wild Bill Hickock came in today for a job interview today. That's fine - takes all sorts, yes? Besides, he had pretty hair and well groomed facial hair.
The surreal part came in when he left the interview and came up and asked if he could look at our fire extinuisher.
Me: "... Why?"
Hickock: "well, I used to inspect them, and now I just like to look at them when I go places to see wen they are due."
Me: "o.0 and WHO are you, again?"
Hickock: "Well, I was just here for a job interview."
Me: "Oh. No, honey. You're just going to have to leave. Now."
Hickock: "Ok. :("
What. The. Flying. Fuck?!
This song is rocking my morning. Granted, for a given value of "rocking."
I have been singing it since I rolled out of my sheets.
Some day I may be able to actually play it in front of someone on the piano.
**********
Have you ever fed a lover with just your haNds?
Closed your eyes And trusted, just trusted
Have you ever Thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
Have you ever looked fear in the face
And said I just dont care
Its only half past the point of No return
The tip of the iceberg
The sun before the burn
The tHunder before lightning
The breathe before the phrase
Have you ever felt thIs way?
Have you ever hated yourSelf for staring at the phone?
Youre whole life waiting on the ring to prove youre noT alone
Have you Ever been touched so gently you had to cry?
Have you ever inviteD a stranger to come inside?
Its only half past the point of oblivion
The hourglass on the table
The walk before the run
The breathe before the kiss
And the fear before the flames
Have you ever felt this way?
La La La La La La La La
There you are, sitting in the garden
Clutching my coffee,
Calling me sugar
You called me sugar
Have you ever wished for an endless night?
Lassoed the moon and the stars and pulled that rope tight
Have you ever held your breathe and asked yourself will it ever get better than tonight?
Tonight
Well, Mikey is all sworn in and the sole property of Uncle Sam, now.
We'll see if he gets the entirety of his wish - he chose Airborne. "Why?" I asked. "Because I want to drop in to crazy places and blow shit up." was his answer.
Proud and worried describes me very well at this moment.
A few pictures of the day:
Mikey and I, first thing this morning (he is crouching down quite a bit here):
Mikey, after swearing in
Mikey and his little brother Hilario, cutting up:
Mikey and I cutting up (only afterwards, he told me I had a booger. Little shit.):
Hilario and I cutting up:
Mikey with his uncle, my brother, Jamie, after swearing in:
Mikey with his Mom and little brother:
Mikey with his grandparents:
Mikey and I after he swore in (here, he is NOT crouching):
Mikey's shipping label (heh):
After we had to give up the boy, the remainder of us went to lunch. We went to Bikini's sports bar and grill. Hilario stated "I'm. In. heaven. YOW! I need a babysitter!" ... Me, too, kiddo. me, too.
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A-W-E-S-O-M-E :))
:) YOW!
YAY!
Welcome Mickey, to the world of the Military. May he be safe, sound, and have a wonderfully enlightening experience!
HOOAH!
I am drool-on-myself tired.
Maybe I'll actually sleep.
G'night, folks!
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*hands a kerchief to you
sleep well (=
G'night!
Tonight my brother and I are hosting his mother and step-father (Jamie will be sleeping on the couch, as they are having his room), as his nephew (their grandson) is being inducted into the army tomorrow. He's my nephew only by a few removes ... I have sprawling family dynamics ... Daddy was a busy boy. Heh.
It takes a special kind of person to choose to serve his or her country in the military ... even more so whe I is very likely he or she will end up over in the middle of it all.
Roast with fixins in the crock pot this morning; I picture my cats ringing the island in my kitchen today, noses twitching.
I don't know what to wear tomorrow. Mikey likes to say, "This is my hot Aunt Donna."
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Dressy casual. The swearing in is a big deal and he will be wearing his dress uniform(I believe).
I was debating between a business suit and a pretty, librarian dress.
Or French Maid? :D
O.O
French. Maid.
I have never in my life worn a French maid costume.
Royal Purple sun-dress with monarch butterflies in orange, blue, pink and yellow, and a blue jacket - accented with a purple cameo set in a flower. Today - you shall match my splendor! You shall! Deal?
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Pictures or it didn't happen!
Yesh, no pics=never happened :P
So, I did a thorough cleaning yesterday.
And again today.
When my mind is unsettled, I try to make my surroundings as ... orderly? or clean? as possible. maybe I am trying to make things orderly without, so they will resolve into order within.
I don't think I am OCD about it. Just .. ordering things helps my thoughts to stop chasing each other, some times.
Hell, I even shaved my legs, today. >.>
There goes a month's worth of peach fuzz.
I am full of dissatisfaction today.
If I could identify just with what I am dissatisfied, I could redirect my actions/thoughts/wishes to correct it.
._.
Grargh. Thoroughly.
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O^o I think I know why... There is a section you are not journalling in!
You know I have food allergies to every fun thing known to man or beast, right?
I can no longer haz the tomatoes.
._.
When I eat tomato, or tomato stuff like sauces, ketchup, salsa, etc. ... Mouth blisters and extremely sore tummy ahoy. Every time.
:(
Wheat, potatoes, tomatoes, honey, coconut, alcohol, most dairy (barring small amounts of hard cheeses, every once in a while).
I tell you what, son, if I am going to end up some angry wise woman on a mountain top subsisting on fruit and dispensing choice bits of knowledge ... Give me my fucking orange and go eat some chili-cheese tater tots. Enjoy life. ... And let me smell that fresh, hot, buttered biscuit, please.
Mmmmmmmmmm fluffysaltybuttercrunchysmell ....
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If it makes you feel any better, I know someone who can't have tomatoes.
It's my grandfather though, so that probably won't help. :P
NO SALSA?! D:
I cry for you.
But I hate plain tomatoes.
I can't eat coconut, either. I can only have berries on occasion. And hairy peaches. And hairy apricots. And most mangoes.
Don't even get me started on pollen...
If you get to be an angry wise woman, I wanna be your apprentice. :) You could fill the mountains with your voice.
(I was gonna say "glory", but that'd be an innuendo and a half...)
♥ Aunteh Kateh
http://www.glutenfreecookingschool.com/archives/light-and-fluffy-gluten-free-biscuits/
I would bake them for you and spread anything your sweet but fussily intolerant little body desired!
♥ "sweet but fussily intolerant little body"
:)
We'll always have Bacon.
^Bacon is all that counts. And coffee. :P
wtf. My computer just randomly started playing music.
My head is doing the whole Stewie head turn ... "WHAT ... did you say ...?"
It's no music I have on my computer that is playing.
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Hahaha ♥ Stewie
Channeling it's inner musician ;)
>.>
Really, Terminus?
::snortgiggle::
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
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I want the center fold!
I CALL DIBS!
Priceless...!!!
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OOooooo that looks good.
Tell me how!! Tell me!!!!!
That looks good! o:
I've never tasted a blondie before. lol Your picture makes me want to try it. :P
I cannot concentrate to read, so I am baking.
I am making almond flour blondies. What's a blondie, you ask? It's a brownie with now cocoa, but with cream cheese.
The entire pan has 29 net grams of carbs. :)
I'll post a picture when they come out of the oven. They smell like yum. Or, you know, wavy mint green with pastel fur.
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... Oh god, that sounds yummeh.
Oh man now I am drooling lol
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Ohhh someone just got served!
*shows Rat claws*
Grrrr....
Bag of.. Cunt? *shudder*
Hollllyyyyyyy tamalieH! O.o
Funny, I was just thinking the same thing about someone....
The feng was mildly shui'd.
Not greatly.
I have discovered, however, I would like to build a small shelving unit.
And put cubbies in it.
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I've built some in the past but my cats end up making it theirs and sleeping in it.
xD Have fun!
PICTURES!!!
I have an uncontrollable urge to rearrange my bed room. It has to be done. >.>
I must ... shui ... the feng.
Whatever that means.
I had something witty. And then I switched thought layers.
The witty thought ran away.
Pfffft.
So. I began receiving these messages, shortly after I changed my avatar to show part of my tattoo, from a stranger. That's fine. :shrug: That's how you meet people, yes?
If I did not immediately respond back, the messages got worried, like, "Do you want to talk? Let me know if you want to talk. i am here if you want to talk."
Odd, but ... whatever.
Then the following string began ...
On 15:46:05 Feb 17 2012 (-0 GMT) Secondlife01 wrote:
If you ever feel that I am bothering you or"creeping you out", PLEASE just tell me that you don't want anything to do with be and I will go away.
On 15:52:10 Feb 17 2012 (-0 GMT) Requiem wrote:
I'm at work. I don't talk much. :
(Accessing via phone, remember?)
On 15:54:39 Feb 17 2012 (-0 GMT) Secondlife01 wrote:
Tell me when to message. I am just very down today after last night.
On 15:57:17 Feb 17 2012 (-0 GMT) Requiem wrote:
O.o
On 16:01:49 Feb 17 2012 (-0 GMT) Secondlife01 wrote:
I just hate it when some think they can throw their disturbed life in my face. If they are so moody and upset all the time why take it out on others. I don't need to re-live all I have been through. It's hard enough just being an Empath along with all else that is going on right now. I just want to go craw in a hole right now.
On 16:03:47 Feb 17 2012 (-0 GMT) Requiem wrote:
You do see the irony in this, yes?
On 16:07:07 Feb 17 2012 (-0 GMT) Secondlife01 wrote:
Sorry? How do you mean?
On 16:19:13 Feb 17 2012 (-0 GMT) Secondlife01 wrote:
So in other words you are saying I am guilty of this also? Okay go ahead and take you hit on me. I just wont BOTHER YOU any more. I am so disturbed ? Who died and left you in charge? You are like all the rest who sit back and judge, criticize and put labels on others. Oh yeah...I'm the messed up one.
Have a nice life!
.....
I tried to message back to tell him, or it, or whatever, that I was actually only trying to invite them to laugh, lighten up, etc., see the humor. And actually ask how he/she decided to message me in the FIRST place. But .... it blocked me. heh. Ah well.
I looked at the profile, and ... it seriously creeped me out that this person is in San Antonio.
Now, the last message from this person is seriously hypocritical, hysterical and just fucked up, considering how they speak of others. I believe they have a journal entry dedicated to "pathetic sheep" or some such shit. And they self deleted.
FEAR TEH FLUFFY!
I told you, so.
Rawr.
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Lmfao. You? Blocked? You have to be one of the most sweetest people on here. :P
It always creeps me out when someone lives in an area familiar to ones self. O.o Odd person they were.
:O
I am sorry... But I laughed. I laughed at the irony of it and cringed at "where" they are.
I'm coming to protect you with my Seagull Mafia.
They just don't know the Dee like we know the Dee.
But? I have to wonder about sheep. Especially pathetic sheep. And? Hell no, I am NOT going to read about pathetic sheep, god knows HOW they got pathetic. Ya get muh drift?
I have to wonder though, how such a simple question as asking if one can see the irony, brings on such a harsh response.
Silly, indeed, silly
Sounds like a mentally disturbed emo looking for a hug.
;p
Alas, I have tried to resist, but, I must say the word.
FUCKERY
Oh that felt so good. Wonder if his pathetic sheep felt that from him?
LOL I love how you point out the irony :P
o.O wow.....
Req has teef. ;P
I think there is a cup of poison laced grape kool aide with his name on it down the road...
We're under a flash flood warning until tomorrow some time.
Weird.
Side note: my lipstick is leaving whore red kisses on my coffee cup and my spoon.
Heh.
Naugh. Teh.
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O.O stay safe!!!! We dont want you washed away.
In fact,I will be one pretty pissed off mermaid,if that flood water comes even CLOSE to messing up your house or swishing you downriver.
Nah, I'll be fine.
I love the water an the water loves me, from the free flowing river, to the deep salty sea. ♥
Yes,it does love you.
That's because you sweet talk it, Req. ;)
And... no pictures of these delicious sounding whore red lips? :P
Tease!
Well, hell. That was a big oops. >.o
I ... am a ginormous fucktard.
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Nooooo you are not. *big hugs*
Awww...that's not true.
...you're not ginormous. *hauls ass*
You know, just as a note ... I could drag a man back to my lair by his hair right about now. Or ears, if there is not enough hair.
How do I turn me off?! ._.
This little design flaw is damned annoying.
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I ask myself that several times an hour.
>.>
Group hug/hump?
Please?
Hun I'm always in the mood, it never stops. Just gotta learn to live w it lol.
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Aw. I didn't know you went to the beach! ;P
Or... wherever that is...
Heh. I don't know what that is either. Rocky shore, I think. I believe that is a baby penguin. maybe.
Not scary.
According to my 15 yr old niece, "Rawr!" means "I love you" in Dinasaur....not scary. :p *runs* errr *waddles quickly*
~Laughs~
scarrrrrrryyyyyyy
Pffft.
I ain't scurrred.
I am a bird, too. :P
And... ButterBadger is too wonderful for me to be scurrred of.
;)
Ahaha! Cuteness I say :P
SO. I was on cam for 3 hours and 45 minutes. o.O
And not a bad weirdo in the bunch. Just my known and treasured weirdos. :)
What fun that was! And a record. I think I have stayed on camera for may a half hour to an hour before?
Wow. AND - I did not fall off the yoga ball once. NOT. ONCE.
:)
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Was great to see ya & have you in mine too.
Thanks! I enjoyed it also. :D
Wait. You're calling ME a weirdo? Oh wait. Nevermind. :P
>.> Oh, honey ... YES. You. :P
hehe. :D
WHY Y U NO TEXT ME?
;)
Aaaw I missed you =(
I am SO not thrilled with my urges.
PIPE DOWN, BODY!
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When I first read that I though it said, 'pipe down boy' >> !
I am just tired of sneezing.
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People are stupid. -.-
Wow...
>.O
wow... that is pretty cunty.
Yeah, cunt punt time
I am receiving one hell of an education right now. O_O
I have no idea where to put my face.
I am exceedingly contrary today.
I ought to consider myself lucky that no one is close enough to give me the spanking I quite probably deserve.
I am terrible company today.
I want to rant and rave and say mean things and taunt and generally be a tremendous brat. I'm NOT ... but I want to. I also think that wrestling with someone and losing - resoundingly - might settle my shit.
I believe I need to be taught a lesson today. That might do.
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Join my cam tonight. Around 10pm your time.
I'll cheer you up. Or show a boob.
Which ever happens first, of course.
AND...
I love your company no matter what mood you're in. ♥
I am trying to resist being my sarcastic self... ah to hell with restraint.
Go to your closet. Get a belt. Go at it. NOW.
.... oh and your welcome.
Hahaha ♥
Oooo a spanking a spanking!!
And after that, the oral sex!
I hate Valentine's day.
My mother died on Valentine's day.
Stop wishing me a happy one, please.
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While there are many people that hate Valentine's Day, for many different reasons, you must realize that they are only trying to wish you a happy day. And in so doing, trying to brighten your day. I realize it's a tough time for you, but pushing away the people who were trying to cheer you up, whether they know what's going on or not, is not to help you any. I will wish you a happy Valentine's Day, for obvious reasons, but I will wish you a better day.
XOXO,
~Ana
I meant to say: I will not wish you a happy Valentines day for obvious reasons. Sorry.
Please forgive me for being such an insensitive lout.
*hugs*
I'd only ever wish you a happy day because I have love for you in my heart.
But I don't feel that way one day out of the year so that's probably why I haven't sent you something ;)
You sound like someone in my family. No one has died on today's date but during the holiday season and the 4th of July.. heh.
I just wish you a wonderful day, everyday!
I love you no more today than yesterday, and will love you no less tomorrow than today.
Time to read. And then, if all goes well, to sleep. :)
Please. Sleep. Last night's five hours was phenomenal, and I'd like a double play, please. :D
Four of the scariest words when used together.
0.0
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NO.
NO.
NOOOO.
Y DA IMAGE NO GO AWAY NOW?!
o.O my... that is scary...
HAHAHAH I WIN!
Damn. Now I'm horny.......
Speedo and whipped AND cream?
Good lord Req. ;)
Pics or it didn't happen.
Jk. :P
I have been waiting for this to come in for five weeks, and it is finally here.
Must. Be. Sparing.
You'd think folk wouldn't run out of it, huh? It's just a flower scent, after all.
Sorry about the backdrop being my nightie.
Hurrah! It's here!
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Can I have a picture of you in that night gown and holding the perfume?
Please? :)
o.o ... no ... ?
Heh.
5 weeks???
Was it imported?
All I took from this was Nightie. ;)
I'm pretty sure I ought not be sitting here, intensely aroused, at work.
>.>
Just as a frustrating little note.
I need to bite someone, among other delicious actions and things.
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Idle fingers. Now there's a thought!!
Thinking of taking a bath with your friendly rubber ducky, again?
;)
Naughteh, naughteh ...
No, no, I'm not doing anyting about it (besides whining) while I'm here. I am not that naughty.
Been at work since about 7, and I've got most of today's reports, etc. Done already. This is even WITH having a conversation with a growing friend. Heh.
I am a MONSTER of productivity!
Or, well, just a monster. :P
I read "BeAstWiThiN" as "BreastWinter."
>.>
I think I need to put my glasses back on.
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Glasses will never help the eyes that perv-read. :P Hahaha.
Did you read mine as Cannabislupus? :P
Noooooo ... I read yours as something altogether different. o.o
I made chicken and rice for the bubba for dinner, and I made Pho for me.
He got brave and tried it ... and in spite of going "Whooooooo!!!!" at how HOT it was, he said he wants to have a bowl next time I make it. :)
I have a grape kool-aid moustache. heh.
I have learned how to sit indian style on my yoga ball.
Granted, for admittedly SHORT periods of time.
"You get in another argument this morning?"
"Yeah."
"Well, what happened?"
"Oh, she rolled out of bed this morning, jumped on her menstrual cycle and ran my ass over!"
heheheheheheheheheh XD This just makes me laugh.
Lalala
QUILTING!
It's what's doin'!
I am going to try and finish Tiny's quilt today. :)
Left on my honor page:
"Sometimes, the best policy is just to let them walk away. Being alone sometimes sucks, but you have to be good with you first and a relationship second. Break-up tips from Birra"
o.O
Where did this come from? Heh. Good advice to any who go through a break up.
Maybe I should leave random advice for people. THis could be fun!
"How to get rid of a planters wart ..."
"When your poop won't happen - what do you do?"
My brother made breakfast this morning. Om nom nom nom, coffee and bacon and eggs. :)
It promises to be a godsly day with an auspicious start such as that!
Thank you, all the odd gods of the galaxy, for the family with which you have seen fit to bless me. :) I do not deserve their goodness.
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Sure you do!
*points above* yeah, what she said ^.^
Can I come over for breakfast? Heh
And you are deserving, worthy, and loved!
Don't make me spank you.
;)
It was a good evening, but that movie ... I was embarrassed on behalf of every single one of those characters from time to time, to the point I had to cover my face.
I laughed soda pop out my NOSE, for goodness' sake!
AND - How in hell heave I never eaten one of THESE before in my life?! I AM SO DEPRIVED! I must cook one!
My arteries will hate me, but my tongue will have a few juicy, bacon loving orgasms.
What a way to GO!
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At the end, it looks kind of like it's coated in chocolate... oh god.
For fucks sake woman. I had chest pains just looking at that recipe. O_o
It kinda looked like a turd at the end lol
Lmao! Go for eet!
I saw that on a friends wall last year. Looks like a heart attack wrapped in bacon. lol
I almost had a hear attack just reading the ingredients list.
"Is there a hungry bear in here? I have a bear sandwich. You see how my flaps open? You wanna take a bite, don't you? That's meat and cheeses ..."
Oh, fuck me ...
This movie ... is painful. Bridesmaids. >.o
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i love that movie
I thought it was hilarious!
Hahaha isn't that the one where the chick shits in the sink?
Holy crap. Whitney Houston died.
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I was a bit shocked and she was only 48.
I don't understand how anybodt could be shocked about this- she was an obituary waiting for a place to happen with the way she's been living- just another example of a great talent needlessly wasted.
Going to go hang out with my cousin Wretha at my brother Joe's place. :)
YAY! Good company and dead cow! ♥
I updated some (minor changes) and added a playlist to my profile. :)
Going to get the wood has been postponed. >.o
I'll build next weekend.
Moving is interesting today. It's slow, but I'm moving.
I did the litter boxes, I cleaned, I made my bed. I will be doing laundry tomorrow.
I will be going to Lowe's to pick up the wood to work on making my desk, here in a few minutes.
I am one long twingly ache on my right side, and some still on my hips and tits. The bruise on my ribs is astounding. o.0 It's going to be interesting when it starts turning colors other than black and red. Heh. o.o
If someone were to lick my side, I'd have to ask him or her if they could taste the rainbow. X-D
Fuckin' a. :)
I love a good frank conversation with no hidden agendas and an agile mind.
Learning friendships is damned fun. :) Thanks CanisLupus.
No, the entertainment was NOT mindless. :P
I want mindless entertainment tonight. I kind of wish, just a very little bit, that I watched television or had any damned idea what the shows were so I could veg out in front of one of them. ... Not that I own a television in the first place.
I tripped in the parking lot this evening on my way out of work. Go me! I was trying very hard to NOT land on my face. Well, I succeeded. o.o I landed belly first, and my hips, ribs, and tits are bruised, my palms and knees scraped - but no face.
I hit that concrete parking thingy that's in each parking slot, the raised thing? WHAT THE HELL IS IT CALLED? with my ribs. Black and red are so my colors. >.> Coughing is a sharp joy.
Nothing I dropped - which was everything - was broken, thank goodness. My shoes were only lightly scuffed. My water, fizzy, did not explode.
Nothing is broken on me; my glasses even stayed on my face.
On top of the rest of today, though, that was a tough one.
Today - yeah. Today, is not a day of which I am fond.
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I started drinking when I got home. *hugs* I wish you were here
Me, too. :)
:hug:
Keep an eye on the bruising and swelling. Especially around your rib cage. Any increase in cough or increase in difficulty breathing go to the ER. I worry about cracked ribs or bruised lungs. Other than that, Ibuprofen will be your friend. Love ya babe.
Yikes. o.o Hope you heal well.
Feel better!
And the thing at the end of the parking space is called a turtarrier. Don't ask how I know. It's one of those random things that I know.
Thank God the shoes were ok! ;)
"If I lay here ... if I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world? "
That song ... I love singing harmony on that song. Chasing Cars, I believe it's called.
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Tis good ya.
LOVE that song and yes, it is "Chasing Cars" by Snow Patrol.
Hace dolor.
:'(
I just got asked to write short erotic stories. Fo $20-$5 a pop.
... Why, yes, I think I WILL look more into this. :)
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Hot damn! Where do I sign up?
Bow-chicka-bow-bow :)
I want a signed copy!
I want to read everything you pen!
Dammit. I should have commented with, "I want one with your John Hancock!" xD
Very cool :) I used to do that. I wrote several stories for an eZine called 'Sensual Venus', as well as a few others.
As a matter of fact, one of my 'fans' ended up on VR due to it :P He is one of the few that purchased a book of erotica I published back then. I've since taken it off the 'market'.
If you ever have trouble with ideas, I have a few short stories that you can expand on. I will never use them.
Super cool!
Wow, that sounds quite awesome! =)
Go get 'em! If you decided to, of course. There's tons of different types of erotic stories out there.
Cuming on your own much?
Thoughts?
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If you have the notion, why not.
You might not want to hop on the cam. Webcams usually don't have load bearing specifications, but I'm assuming most of them wouldn't support the average 5 year old for more than 1 or 2 hops... just saying.
If you do plan on hopping, wear a good athletic bra for support.
I blame my discombobulation on this amazing concert.
I want to try to describe what they sang for me.
First - I have synaesthesia. If you are unsure what that is, take a moment and google.
Back? OK.
Second - it was The Vienna Boys' Choir.
Here's a youtube sample. They did the 13th Psalm here, too.
They sound amazing, huh?
The piece they did that has me all a flutter (I don't know why I wore mascara), was a Pie Jesu. A tiny, tiny, tiny boy sang the solo.
That piping cerulean voice painted lovely whorls and dips and drops ... Then crimson ribbons of alto and tenor boy voices joined in in chorus making vermilion and bright purple splashes of harmony, as the watersounds flowed over me and behind my eyes, high fluting droplets of waterscent danced as they wove the harmonies back and forth, ribbons making landscapes in the air. There were thriteen colors in their voices; there were twenty three singers.
fah! I can't describe what they showed me when they sang! I want to paint these sounds! Oh, gods, if I could only live in that moment of immersion ...
That was beauty.
I wish I could adequately color their music for you. This is difficult.
I have no idea WHY I wore mascara - it was gone by the time they finished O Fortuna, and thaaaaat was about 7 minutes in. The boys were so cute!
Such little babies!
They said all the boys are aged 10 - 14 but I'll eat my SOCKS if that piping little cerulean boy was more than 6. He kept bobbling forward on his toes as he sang like Opie. ♥
Ok, I'm done editing.
Fuck you very much! I can say, "Spontenaetousness" if I want to! You know what I mean. >.>
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Sounds like a perfectly good word to me. It sounds to me like a measurable or quantifiable quality or characteristic as to the likelihood of an individual being able to act on a whim without prior planning.
But I could be wrong.
Use it in a sentence!
OR...
"That reeks of spontenaetousness." A thing or event has the quality and characteristics of having been done without planning.
Hah!
The sentence actually was, "If I am having to go to an unfamiliar place, a very busy place, I can't do it with sponteneaetousness! I have to plan! You know this."
And then ... my brother fell off his chair laughing at me, and he asked if I had skill with orthography.
... Motherfucker.
Heh.
♥
He was besmirchifying your splendorocity :)
I am very much looking forward to this evening. :)
Today, however, is kicking my fat ass.
Yay ... incontinent ... task fairies ...
My cousin Wretha and I are going to get dressed to the teeth tonight and go listen to the Vienna Boys' Choir.
:)
I cannot wait.
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Wow. Wish I could go, too!
It's one of the TMEA Concerts - she's a band director, so she is arriving today for the TMEA Convention (Texas Music Educators Association).
I am VERY excited about this!
I hope it is amazing.
So. Jealous.
Have fun!
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I find that.... rather intriguing. Like.. so much I'd love to watch you lick his scalp.
Well at least you specified scalp and didn't just leave us hanging with head.
Just one lick, man! >.>
Just as long as it isn't 3 licks to get to the center of his brain. o.O Zooombie!
:P
You know ... He IS smart. >.>
I bet ... for a zombie ... His brain'd be tasty. :P
We can take turns!
Heh.
Wait.... I just made a naughty, didn't I?
O.O
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Foreverah, and everah..
I missed it..huh?
Wait, what? Missed what? My rating spree of mediocre doom?
Who ... will be the random recipient ... of my esteem today?
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AKA- ass kissing line starts here. ;)
Love the new badger photo. That is your winter fat, right? lol
HAHAHAHAHA Nah, no ass kissing. I already unloaded my stuffs.
Wait - no, you're right! Ass kissing line starts here! ::marks a spot::
:D
... No? ::sigh::
*cough*
Me first. >_>
Right ::here::... >_>
... Please?
Wait, I mean, I'll take a kiss, but not on the ass.
o.o
Does making myself actually read the entire profile technically equate to self harm?
Would it be kinder to myself to pick a random number after rapidly scrolling to the bottom and clicking, "rate" or just rating everyone a 10?
But ... I'd miss some fabulous ones (granted, sparse on the ground) if I did that. =\ And I would feel cheaty-face.
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I think one of the greatest joys that I could ever know(were I to stoop so low again)is the finding of the single typo.
"My only true gods are Marilyn Manson and muffin."
... No ... You're ignorant. Not a pagan as you claim.
...
Twatwaffle.
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Haha, or pop-tard!
I love how you talk :)
Waffletwat indeed ;)
Marilyn Manson is no more a god than Charles Manson.
I consider Marilyn Manson to be more of a television spokesperson who sells products that he would never actually use, just to make money.
Charles Manson would be a prophet or at the least an evangelist.
I do however believe in muffins.
Thank you for teaching my kids a new word.
Twatwaffle has officially been added and is at this very moment in use.
Hey. I am an educator. Stick around - they can also learn fuck-knuckle and cunt-curd if you want. o.o
Terra decided to teach you one :)
hehehe
Rating stuff again. ::blink::
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The thing is... Just when you seem to reach the end..POP more appears! I have 200 left then I have reached my required quota :)
darn you mean there is a quota???? darn!
I was sure once passing over the 25 000 minimum requirements I was good to avoid rating... argggg
I am not best pleased with today.
The case came to a mis-trial. Over FOUR WORDS.
"Over. The. Legal. Limit."
The case itself involved a woman drinking and driving - and hitting and killing two toddlers.
By all the Standardized Field Sobriety Tests and Non-Standardized Field Sobriety Tests, this woman was crocked (to be technical).
On the video - she was obviously physically and mentally impaired. It only takes ONE of three things to be considered intoxicated under Texas law:
1) Loss of normal physical capabilities
-or-
2) Loss of normal mental capabilities
-or-
3) A BAC of .08 or higher.
She repeatedly refused a breathelyzer or a blood test, but on all of the field tests - standard and non standard - she failed with almost all indicators on each.
However, since the arresting offer used the phrase "over the legal limit" on the stand, poor man (and it was qualified in his previous statements, not just a blanket, "She was over the legal limit"), the defense moved for a mis-trial as that phrase was un-quantifiable. And got it.
Dammit.
The only positives about this whole thing were 1) I got so see some of the judicial process. I'd love to learn more. 2) She IS going back to trial once a new date is set and a new jury empaneled. And, 3) She is going to continue to pay legal fees out the ass to the courts and her lawyers until she is finally convicted.
I firmly believe she is going to be convicted - from the officer's testimony on the test results, from the video tape ... Yeah. Unless there is a true miscarriage here, she is going to see some inside time. Not nearly enough - but some.
Tomorrow, back to work.
I ate a SHIT TON of nachos for lunch, and I feel just great about that. :)
Aaaannnddd ...
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE !!
>.>
THought you'd escaped the song, hadn't you? HADN'T YOU?!
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Dammit. Now I have to listen to it. x_x
What song?
I thought you were doing a hoochi dance.
Bish
That gif seriously disturbs me. It kind of made me want to throw up a little. Ok, a lot. I cannot remember which section it was in. I don't want to see it again, though; it hurts. >.o
But I adore reading that journal.
::shakes self:: Grow UP, woman.
So - I was chosen!
It's a criminal case. I go back tomorrow. This - should be simply fascinating!
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Damn you, I have to call again tomorrow after 5. I was counting on getting chosen to get out work :(
Congrats!
uhh...
Congrats??
We'll, we're at lunch now. Until 130. >.o
They've empanelled 5 juries, and I have not yet been called.
I would love to be on one.
Hey, in a haf hour they start pulling off panels! :D and I am still here!
So far so good!
OFF to jury duty! I rather hope they pick me. I find the whole process fascinating.
Someone's journal entry reminded me of a recent funny thing that happened at my office. You know those OLD tired pick up lines?
One of my managers did that to me. It was funny. His old pick up quote was, "Did it hurt?"
Me: "Huh?" ::checks self to see if bleeding::
Him: "Did it HURT?"
Me: "What the hell are you ON about?"
Him:" Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? (you nit)"
Me: "Oh, ahahahaha jackass. o.o Heh."
He wandered off giggling, I wandered off giggling. I know he's not serious. He's a fabulous joker. :) He makes me smile.
The gift challenge brought to the table by Joli has me thinking.
Now, I need to preface this, or explain, or give a disclaimer, something.
There are times I positively LOVE a good, cleansing, filthy rant.
There are times I LOVE to whine. Sometimes I feel like I need to spill my invective out of my head and belly before it chokes me; my journal has been a safe venue for me to do this.
The entire Dare to name three gifts a day - I can feel it changing how I view things, how I react to things, how I choose to embroil/respond/notice/think about everything around me, within me, about me, etc.
Sure, I am still hurt, and working through it. It'll be done eventually, so I just need to let it go, and deal with my reactions and thoughts and move along, bringing out the positives if I can.
Sure, daily day stuff still gets me frustrated from time to time, so I need to keep working to find my Pollyanna in things, or my Redd Fox. (Told ya I was old :P)
I have found that choosing to react to frustrating things with humor rather than vexation is easier on my brain. Never mind those around me - it's easier on me. (Enlightened self-interest - another gift, Joli? :P)
I am sure you'll see colorful rants a-plenty in here, because they are still so fucking cleansing for me, like an emotional high colonic (ew!).
But, I have noticed over the past weeks a trend to the more positive way of thinking, and it's been noticeable for me in every day life the past few days. It's something I started in myself, but Joli - this catalyst is an amazing daily focal point. :) Thank you, honey. I do love you.
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♥
:)
Just what the doctor ordered.
I just changed my avatar, and it makes me want to sing that obnoxious damned song, "I'm sexy and I know it."
>.>
Hey, I never claimed to be right in the head.
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♥ your squishy noggin
You do make one sexy effin' badger.
You're sexy and we all know it.
Sexy, intelligent, down right cool, and amazing.
Sing it bahhbay, SING IT!! ♥
I cannot do it. Not tonight. >.>
Start here.
Woofda. No more rating. That was quick and stuff.
TO RATE! ... Good thing I found a damned good brownie, huh? :) Bring on the profiles and the Persian tunes!
Listen to me!
I dare you to not move a bit. :)
o.o I just drooled on myself.
Maybe ... after I catch up on my fave journals ... I should take my tired fat ass to bed. heh.
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hehehe
I just remembered that I need to journal about what happened at dinner. Should I journal or facebook? facebook...journal, hmmm
BOTH!
I knew you were going to say that. LOL
Today was a damned good day.
I will say, though, that the only time it was NOT storming was during breakfast (and the after-walk), and during the barbecue (thank you creamed Christ on Melba Toast).
AND ... when I hit Kenedy/La Grange, about an hour from home. >.>
You know - you can find some preeeeeettty interesting things/places when you make a wrong turn in the middle of sweet eff all.
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How awesome is that? Fucking righteous awesome says I! Good for you Req, glad today was such a good one ;)
Wonderful to hear your had such a great day and an awesome adventure.
Sounds wonderful! I have had the one week tingle from dicing Habaneros for burgers and a friend of mine once told me about his erroneous self handling after dicing serranos. Talk about fire down below! oh oh hoho
I think ... the storms ... are following me. Heh. It's going to be an INTERESTING barbecue. >.>
I made excellent time down from Houston. Do tailwinds work for cars, too?
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Only if you have a car with wings and a tail section ;)
BBQs are the best! Storms are pretty too. o.o Be safe!
My plans have changed just a bit - I WAS going to be driving down to Houston tonight, then tomorrow going from there to Corpus Christi then back home tomorrow night - instead ... It will aaallllll happen tomorrow. >.>
Sunday should be interesting for walking.
And, you know, not looking like I've got a ruptured duck stuck up my hoo-hah while walking.
I'll be leaving out about 430am, should be home tomorrow night about 11-ish. :)
I drive to Houston, 3 1/2 hours-ish.
It should, stupid hips of arthritis goodness aside, be a damned fine day. I get to have breakfast with Emmett, my dear dear Klingon, whom I have not seen in far too long. That man makes me think. And he would jump on a spree of violence with me in a heartbeat. :D He's got nearly the "people skills" I have. ... Shut it.
THEN I am going to a barbecue down in Corpus (4 1/2 hours drive -ish) to congratulate Potts for taking over the Corpus Christi office. He's doing so damned well. It's good to see him succeed; he is exactly what that office, and the people in that office, needed to surface with sparkle.
Then I drive home. 3 1/2 hours ish.
:) I was going to drive down to Houston tonight and grab a hotel room, but I think I will put THOSE budgeted funds to use elsewhere.
Where can I put $189 ?? I think I'll sock it into the "Buy Dee New Flooring" account. :) That much sooner, I can get rid of this nasty carpet and put something lovely and easy to keep clean down. (And I get to see cats deal with area rugs hahahahahahahah!)
Win. Win. (Waddle.)
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Oooh,you have yourself some FUN!!!!!!!Drive safe.:D
Sounds like a ton of fun sans the drive ;)
~dies at the wiggly comment~
Put it in the, Buy.Dee.Trip.To.Ireland dot Fund!
Hot wax on my feet? Why, YES, please!
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o.o
Is it anything like having a paraffin treatment?
Cause those are fab.
That's EXACTLY what I am having. ♥
So...not boiling wax...
I love Paraffin treatments!
I also love peeling the wax off. -shifty eyes-
And your feet feel so silky smooth afterwards :D
Check
Check
Check
Still thinking
In giggly progress (damn ticklish feet)
And still thinking.
The toenails ... they shall be Tomato Red with white daisies. :)
Lesse. Order Of Operations:
1) Shower. Yep. Shower. Not shaving the legs. Deal.
1.5) (Too lazy to renumber) Drop the misdirected post I received at the proper house
2) Post the wigs to Morri.
3) Bank deposit.
4) Ffffffff there was something here. Figure it out.
5) Pedicure.
6) Something else I forgot, but shall remember eventually.
:) Today, I took it as a vacation day from work.
When a cat paws and squeaks for attention, after a long time of loving on them, is it mean to pick them up and snuggle them and kiss their little noses and bellies with loud smacking sounds as they indicate they really want to be put back down now, thank you very much, and decide they really did not want attention THAT much?
._.
Bad mommy.
That was an absolutely enjoyable conversation, typos and all. What a fun way to pass an evening!
You've got a fun mind, CanisLupus, and I am glad you shared some time.
Thanks!
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And it rhymes! ♥
o.o
Damn. SO it does. heh. :D
~grins~ It WAS fun. I like your sharp wit. Eetz becawz yu iz ah smirt gurl
Well. Laundry's done. >.> House is clean.
Tomorrow - zee pedicure. ♥
I have torn apart my house (barring my brother's bedroom), and I cannot find my wigs. I DID, however, find my mother's had made wedding dress. It's now about 50 years old, or will be in June.
I feel like a right twat. I should have LOCATED the wigs first, then offered. I am sorry. :( Damn.
I feel terrible. And exceedingly disorganized.
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I love old dresses. ♥
Maybe I've been watching too much Superman lately, but you need x-ray vision. :P
Oh, gods .... can you imagine all the HORRIBLE HORRIBLE things I would see under people's clothing?
The tatty unders? The mismatched slip/bra? .... The skidmarks?!
I certainly wouldn't want people to peer under my clothing. o.o
Some of my unders are QUITE inappropriate.
And what of your brother has wigs?!?
O.O
Hahahahahahaha!
He has such THICK hair. he has no need of wigs. And, well, he'd be more likely to prance around on national television on hooker boots than wear a wig.
"Oh hey chicka, you have a nice pelvis bone there! Uh... I mean..."
Maybe your brother has a hooker-boots-and-wigs secret? :P
I meant x-ray vision to find the wigs. >_>
Oh. Good call. But ... If I HAD the power, you know damn well, I would NOT use it only for good.
I love that dress.
I cannot find my damned wigs!! This is seriously making me very frustrated. I want to mail them to someone. :(
DAMN DAMN DAMN. They're great wigs, too!
Wish me luck searching. :\
I just learned a good friend got both a promotion and a significant pay raise today. :)
I am so proud and excited for you, Todd! Congratulations!
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I love it too when I see my friends get on well :)Congrts Todd, whoever you are :)
Eggs, you are natue's perfect food - especially since you are staying in my belly. ♥
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The ultimate in young, boneless chicken.
Yay! Keeping food IN is way important. Water too, no?
YESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Belly totally caught me off gaurd. I thought you were going to say ovaries or something. :P
I feel terrible ... but I am smiling, traipsing around in a short teal and white terry cloth bathrobe and ... My new shoes. ♥
After four months of waiting, (and, let's be honest, whining) the lovely things have arrived.
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FOUR MONTHS?! Egads. :( that is poopy.
Granted they are AMAZING... but FOUR months?!
Is it the camera or.. do they light up? Either way- love the detail, the heel.
:D
Feel better Badger.
Oh my God, do they light up!?!?!?!?!?!!?
They DO light up. Orange LED lights, gears, chains, 4 1/2 inch heels .... They are love.
Those are adorable! I love them!
Fffff again. ♥_♥
♥
Those are epic!
They are adorable!
Twinkle Toes for adults?
AWESOME!
COOL!!! You'll never be in the dark!!! Those are awesome!!!
Killer kicks ;)
Those are so pretty. o.o
omg they are love... :D
Ohhhh .... my tummy is all rolly. x.O
I was up during the night a few times, sick.
I thought it was fine; I came in to work.
I am so not feeling well.
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I wish you well .. x
You should have stayed home.
O.o It is all that bacon you eat.
;)
Yikes o.o hope you start feeling better soon.
Oh no.:( Hope you get to feelin better soon.
You didn't get any hidden wheat again did you?
Heh. I texted my boss and told him I put dynamite under his mount inbox.
He "lol" until I sent him before and after pictures - 3 feet of leaning chaos, down to 9 inches of frightening organization. :)
Go me!
My innards sound like gurgling pipes. o.O
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Going to play us a song? o.O Okay, that sounded weird. Go eat something, maybe? :P
Or what DID you eat already this morning?
O.o
At least you know they're workin!!
Like...
*Bruuppapapapap*
Or like...
*WhatthefuckdidIconsumethatmakesyourhatemerightnow?!*
Type of gurgling?
Do they echo? >_>
Ok. Go read Chapter 1 in Obonewits' journal.
Seriously. I thoroughly enjoyed the read.
If you like it - TELL HIM SO! Leave a comment, send a message or whatever.
He said if he gets enough interest he will to post chapter 2.
...
I want to read chapter 2, dammit! :D
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sahahria
11:46 Feb 29 2012
me too. :-/