I want to rearrange my room. o.o Somehow. No idea how. Maybe I should just ... move my house.
I want to take a bubble bath, but I just managed to play all seven letters in scrabble.
o.o
Shaving the legs may wait ...
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what was the score from the seven letter word?
51 before the bonus. :)
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Holy crap! I've never had an entire journal entry swiped before, lol. Love you too. You're my hero.
I am not Sneezy.
I may be short. I may be sneezing every five minutes. But, if I am ANY of those fucking dwarves, you can betcher ass I'm GRUMPY, bitches!
Hah! >.o HACHOO!
♫ I know a song that really gets on your neeeeerves, I know a song that really gets on your neeeeerves, I know a song that really gets on your neeeeerrrves ... ♫
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I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key.
♥ I LOVE that song. :)
Cat sick. What a wonderful thing to be woken by!
::mild grumble::
BUT ... I have a Pollyanna living on my calendar, now, so I can deal with cat sick with, if not a smile, then at least not a curse.
New topic!
I found, well was introduced rather, to Mary's Gone Crackers crackers - crackers made of seeds. I can also get Mary's Gone Crackers "Sticks And Twigs" (which are pretzel sticks made of seeds)!
These are so damned good! I have missed crackers and such. These are good to scoop up tuna, salsa, whatever I want! They are crispy, full of flavor and dense like a damned good bread would be. I. Love. Them.
I can't eat the Mary's Gone Crackers cookies because they have potato starch and sometimes potato flour (Gluten Free doesn't necessarily clear me of all allergens, more's the pity), but I can have crackers! And pretzels!
♥
Link to the stuff on Amazon. Many places also carry it! My local grocer does!
It's Tuesday.
o.o
Isn't Wimpy supposed to pay me for all those damned hamburgers today?
Yesterday and today - good days with family. :)
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Cool.. it's good to get down to be together with everyone. I haven't been able to unwind from work yet though :( and today will be my second day with family. It's Boxing Day here today heh.
good :)
Oh, yeah. So, when I got to work yesterday, my desk was full - but of presents. :)
Most of which I gave away (I don't eat cookies and I really need to not eat chocolates), but I did thank you cards for all of it.
I kept the chocolate bar with hot chilis in it. I am looking forward to tasting that.
Back to work today. My ears are no longer stabby, but I cannot hear very well (hehehe "Whut?" "... I SAID YOU'RE A DAFT OLD BESOM, Hamish ..." "Oh. ... Right. I'll take two!").
I wonder what my desk looks like - as in, how many task fairies developed dysentery over it for the week I was out? ... Well. However it looks, I'll eat the elephant one bit at a time, man.
Warning: whining.
Don't fly with a cold - that was the most miserable time. I couldn't get my ears to pop once going up OR down.
I ended up crying. A lovely lady by the name of Maria kept patting my leg while I cried. She is fabulous.
My ears are still in stabby agony.
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Oh Dee.
Honey and lemon tea. ♥
(Jeeze, that rhymed.)
Sudafed, STAT. You may not be able to sleep tonight but, it will help with the inflammation in your sinuses which are probably pushing on you ears.
Hope you feel better soon.
I've actually started pre-emptively taking sudafed before I fly - sick or not - just because I got tired of always feeling like someone was progressively shoving cotton into my sinuses over the course of the flight.
I think I am getting sick. :( I sincerely hope not.
Sore throat, snotty, dry cough - let's pull for allergies. ::crosses fingers::
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Ooooooooh nooooooo. I sure hope that you aren't getting sick.
*big hug for you*
I am having a fantastic time.
Met the PD and gave her baby stuffs, went sledding, went ice skating, went hiking, had a dance party with a 4 year old (I was allowed to dance any way I wanted, she said so), made a volcano, made a REAL Mr. Potato head with a skewer, a fat marshmallow, a potato, raising and unpopped popcorn, made ... marshmallow mutants. Becca and I went to a painting party tonight and we made a version of my favoritest painting ever - Starry Night. Tomorrow, arts and glitter crafts and making Christmas ornaments. ♥
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Right on! ;)
How long are you here for?
Sounds great.
SO. One more frantic day of trying to get a week and a half's worth of stuff done in three days so I can fly out Thursday morning with my desk empty and my task list completely checked off. Monday night and Tuesday night I have been so damned tired so early.
(By the way I am having eggs over easy this morning. I just sploogooshed the yolk of one ♥ I love that.)
I fly out tomorrow morning; I need to be at the airport by no later than 5. Who's gonna get early morning Badger texts? HMM? :D
I hit the ground running - I have a carry on bag packed with baby stuff for PD. I cannot WAIT to give it to her at breakfast!
I am so excited. I miss my Becca. I miss her husband Ric. I miss my goddaughter Sofi.
I am going to have so much fun, even if it's only hangling out making glitter art.
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Been a LONG time since i have flown anywhere- all sounds like lots of fun to me :)
Oooo pick me for text!
And look at you Ms jetset! I remember a conversation several years ago where you wouldn't ever fly this much... Now look at you :-D ♥
YAY!!! I can't wait to see you tomorrow! =D
I want texts, damnit! AND picture texts!
:D
Safe flight Dee, and have fun when you get there :)
What does it say about your letter board when you are considering trying to spell things like an Igor speaks? "Sods" becomes "Thodth," "forsooth" becomes "forthoothth" and so on. ... ::wipes computer screen:: I should probably not try to pronounce them at the same time.
Thuddenly, I have thith fierth need to type everything like an Uberwaldean Igor thpeakth! I need to flip the calendar pageth, ath it ith Dethember! I like Peath! And thoda popth! And thekth! Oooo thekth!
o.o
::getth bak to offithe work::
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Lick the screen! Lick it!! I'll mail you a helmet.
I will buy a supply of windex and paper towels.
You tally Debbie very well! ( you talky reggie very well) heh.
Yay Uberwaldean Igors!
I think ... Early bed time.
Maybe I'll see you in my dreams. Bring it, lover. ;-)
SO. Yesterday I dyed my hair. I normally put something like strawberry blonde on my uber blonde hair - but this time I thought I'd be a little daring ... a little ... DIFFERENT.
O.O
Damn, that's dark.
"Bronzed Brown." Note to self: Be less white when wearing this color hair. >.o
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Wanna see photo! wanna see photo!
Warn Rat before you let her see you or she'll go for her gun thinking you're a burglar! *true story* I'll never dye black again!
O.o hahahahaha!!
P. S. Gods bless you self sealing envelopes and adhesive stamps. Amen.
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You'll miss that after taste!
Not a bit of it. heh.
I personally love prying my tongue off of the last envelope I licked because it's stuck due to lack of moisture. I don't know why you don't get that..... the fun you're missing.
Ugh.. why cant they have chocolate flavoured envelopes!
Sipping coffee. Writing strange things in Christmas cards. ♥
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"strange things", oh goody :D
Just wait until you get YOURS!
;)
Tomorrow I address and write in all the Christmas cards, and I am sending them out. :) I ADORE the three different kinds of cards I got. Beware the glitter. Just sayin' ...
WHY oh why ... do I now ... crave ... scallops? With a passion so strong, virile men would be quaking in their shower shoes?
I want seafood. Dammit!
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Mmmmm, and with a dill cream sauce!!!! -Emmy hides n' laughs,, ducks-
I have the image of a line of men in only towels and shower shoes waiting on your every whim, and you have them fearing for their chastity.
But I like dill cream sauce, ESP with Greek yogurt and chives. Dammit now I want them too!
Because sometimes you just gotta have something. ;)
Today s the Christmas party for work.
Why don't I feel festive?
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Well considering what just went down there it might of taken some of the fun out of it...
I am so very tired. I think ... I shall go ... to bed soon. :)
I hope I sleep like a dead thing.
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Dead things don't....oh yeah, Twilight.
Dead things get poked with sticks. o.O
If I could only be so luck, Rose ...
She quit.
Confronted, and I was calm and measured and precise (shup, Khayman, I know me calm can be scary), laid every last thing - accusation and refutation - out in front of her and our boss - and she quit. She walked right out the door.
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And that is a good thing, right? ??
Hopefully,things will be better for you now! :D
Sorry, I'm going to feel smug for you :)
Cause I'm petty like that...
You stated your case, precisely and concisely and won the minute she walked out the door. Well done.. If I were the boss, I would feel embarrassed now and would apologise for ever doubting you.
GOOD!!!! Good for you. :-)
We should celebrate.
Yessah!!
BAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! She can go eff herself, and the horse she rode in on! I love when shady people get caught and have to eat sht.
I think I got maybe an hour of sleep last night.
Off to see what the day holds.
I don't even know where to begin. I truly do not know.
I don't know whether to be hurt, offended, furious or all at once. I discovered, quite by accident, some toxic little person has been feeding my boss a packet of lies behind my back in order to jeopardize my position. My ethics and business practices were called into question. This - this absolutely disgusts me. I try to be so completely aboveboard in every aspect of what I do.
I am glad I have documentation to refute every little bit I discovered was averred. I've already put it together and will be sending it first thing in the morning.
My stomach hurts. My head hurts. I am dizzy. I kind of want to throw up. I know I want to scream.
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You have truth on your side and know you have done things right..
Who is fucking with MY Badger?
Dude, I'll cuttabish for you.
:( Fucking people suck.
Wow, that's pretty shitty. Good luck to you, at least you have documentation.
I am so sorry :(
Some people's pettiness and spite have no bounds.
I'm sure that you'll come out of this on top!
I know things will work out but it's still a stinger.
I'm wearing white today. GOds alone know how much crap I am going to spill on me by day's end.
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White just calls for dirty attention. It's like it jinx's it. o.O Happens to me all the time. lol
Good luck on the tricky white. :P
It's DANGER Requiem! You go girl, walk on the wild side!
Connect the dots LA LA LA! Connect the Dots LA LA LA!
hehe
Naked ... wear naked!
White is good.. it means confidence! wear it with pride :)
I am so ready for you to get the fuck out of my house.
Just ... go.
When I look at you and relish the thought of jamming your cell phone into your annoyingly open mouth - sideways - my tolerance has ebbed.
>.o
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Try texting the message :-p
Slinks away quietly....
The visuals that entry conjured up was similiar to Homer Simpson having lockjaw with a cucumber fixed between his cheeks in flight to the moon!
SO. I, too, have a fat cat. She needs bathed from time to time, and I think she may be psychic about when bath time loometh. Meet Isis:
She doesn't fight much, but she is so strong, and gods does she whine.
She's a little mad at me right now. heh. She is now on top of the kitchen cabinets, where she knows I cannot reach her, angrily grooming and glaring at me balefully.
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Isis is amazing! I know this look well. It happens more often than not. Soon enough she'll be back to wanting loves.
She came down when I got the brush out and is purring as I brush her now. All is forgiven. Haha!
Ahh... she is so pretty, and clean. :)
Awww ... gotta luv a clean cat!!
Heh, really she is a smart cookie cat!
Cute kitty! :D
At least your pussy is fresh smelling.
I knew someone was going to go there.. and Doe did it. lol
Dear lord. >.>
Now "You kitty doesn't look like it enjoys getting wet" seems dirty.
You can come wash my pussy too if you want. O.o mine scares me.
I am so digging on this song today. I don't know why. It makes me smile. P.S. Doesn't she have the loveliest mouth?
Sara Bareilles
"Love Song"
Head under water
And they tell me to breathe easy for a while
The breathing gets harder, even I know that
Made room for me but it's too soon to see
If I'm happy in your hands
I'm unusually hard to hold on to
Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well, but you make this hard on me
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better
Reason to write you a love song today
I learned the hard way
That they all say things you want to hear
And my heavy heart sinks deep down under you and Your twisted words,
Your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello to high and dry
Convinced me to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let you hear me as I am
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better
Reason to write you a love song today
Promise me that you'll leave the light on
To help me see with daylight, my guide, gone
'cause I believe there's a way you can love me
Because I say
I won't write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's make or break in this
Is that why you wanted a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I'll walk the seven seas when I believe that
There's a reason to
Write you a love song today, today
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So. Dinner = an apple, an orange, some lightly salted rice cakes with Walden Farms everything-free apricot preserves. Mmmmmmm! Oh! And I violated the produce section at the grocer's this evening. :D The island in my kitchen looks like a fruit platter. Mmmmm!
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You know you spend too much time on Facebook when you're hunting for the "like" button on every other social website.... *like* :p
*like* :)
Yummy!
So, yesterday evening there was a bee in my bathroom.
o.O
A bee. In my potty.
How in hell did it get there? In November?
I slammed the door closed, stuffed a towel under the door and sent a frantic text to my brother (he was teaching) that he'd have to go play Van Helsing to the little stinging monster when he got home.
If I'd have tried to get the bee, one of us would have come out of the bathroom feet first.
Can you spell anaphylaxis, boys and girls?
I KNEW you could!
Final ending is a happy one: Bee is squished, Dee nervously goes potty and goes to sleep.
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o.O Yikes. Last time a bee was in my home my cat somehow killed it. Looks like you're sweet enough for them to want you in ...November? Wait, I thought it was December 2nd already. lol
Tis December but let's skip it. In January there should be no bees in fact I think it should be January all year round!
Poor bee...lol
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I wish I knew how to do the heart sign as I would leave it *here* :)
Damnit! Just when I thought I'd finally stopped my heart from beating, you post something like this. I'm not sure I can forgive you....
...ANd now I have tears in my eyes. But - they are loving trears.
I just burned the sweet fuck out of the roof of my mouth. =/
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Oh I do wish you wouldn't. The sweet fuck needed to stay there. The sour fuck however needed to go.
I have a new shirt - I rather like the way it hugs my curves.
A few years and 140 pounds ago, this is nothing that would have crossed my lips, that's for damned sure. I was seriously into tents and mumus. Baggy clothes were my friends, like I was secretly thinking, "Dee - that 5x shirt makes you look so skinny!" as opposed to wearing clothing that fit.
I realized, looking in the mirror this morning, it was easier for me to see today ... I have a lovely shape. :) I did not look in the mirror and see a size 32 woman immediately. I saw a size 12. ♥
That was heartening.
Best part? The shirt was $5.
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Woo! That sounds awesome. :P
Req's a model now!
5$ that feels like 5 millions $ :)
Awesomeness! Of course I love big and baggy purely for it's big and bagginess. You should see my EPIC SWEATER.
It's an Ashleigh Morgan that I picked up for $5 at a local thrift shop. The sleeves bunch up and it comes down to my knees. Sometimes I use it as a blanket.
:)
Reading this is better than ANY gift you could EVER send me or the boys. :-)
Cool...congrats...and LOL!
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