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Motherfuckingsonofabitch!
23:37 Dec 30 2010
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Guess who is pre-menopausal? At the ripe old fart age of 38?

Plus side? I'll stop bleeding out of my snatch a few years early.

>.o

COMMENTS

Deity
23:43 Dec 30 2010

There is always a silver lining ...

Requiem
23:50 Dec 30 2010

To the panty liner ... :P

Enanti
23:54 Dec 30 2010

Uh... o_o

MooniePie
00:26 Dec 31 2010

Oh Non Bloody Hell!

I am envious! I wish the Cooter Critters would leave me alone.

Morrigon
00:27 Dec 31 2010

Well that is just damn poetry in motion.

DarknessBound
00:50 Dec 31 2010

im pre menopausal at the early age of 25 :)

Requiem
01:02 Dec 31 2010

We can bitch about hot flashes and lack of sex drive together! Rock on!

RedQueen
07:51 Dec 31 2010

Talk about being hormonally challenged- now when we go out drinking, you'll DEFINITELY need a collar- Bri or I will handle the leash...lol

Is your doctor sure? Maybe the recent expansive weight loss has something to do with it...

Requiem
11:48 Dec 31 2010

Yeah, doc is sure.

I had uterine cancer when I was 19, so it's speeded up the process by some years.

Heh. I don't know if you two could handle my leash. Maybe a choke chain. :P

17:33 Dec 30 2010
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Got my flight stuff set up for March. Bought a pillow pal to encourage sleep on the plane. If all else fails, I can chew on IT instead of my fellow travellers.

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Vampirewitch39
23:17 Dec 30 2010

O.o

Since 9/11 I think they frown on chewing.

12:47 Dec 30 2010
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So. So many people died this year or are walking down that sandy trail to the desert's veil .. but there have been so many births as well. Births of babies - the true legacies we leave - and births of new selves, births of revelations, births of hopes and dreams.

I am witness to the cusp of a blending. On one hand, a very dear friend is watching the long walk of one of her hearts' beholden. On the other hand, another very dear friend is holding his wife's had as she labors to introduce their daughter to the world.

They are both laboring out of love for their loved ones.

I have so many thoughts careening around in my head about this that I cannot seem to get the thoughts in any kind of order. I am thinking in pictures, and dammit, but that technology isn't here yet; I cannot present the pitcograms of my thoughts. It seems so much more clear that way.

Words are so clumsy.

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Vampirewitch39
23:18 Dec 30 2010

*hugs* I love your words, it shows the kind of person that fur is hiding.

02:09 Dec 30 2010
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Bed time for Bonzo. Early = goooooooood.

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12:26 Dec 29 2010
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Why am I nervous? 9 weeks or so until I get to say hey face to face to a friend and I am already nervous? Is it the traveling, the length and the surety of having my crowd issues play up? Is it the completely different culture I worry about? What. The. Hell.

I am already having uncomfortable dreams.

COMMENTS

birra
15:49 Dec 29 2010

It could just be excitement and anticipation of doing something you've been wanting to do.

RedQueen
01:43 Dec 30 2010

I agree- and that is natural- just think of him as one of us, only with bits...lol

MooniePie
00:30 Dec 31 2010

If you are flying I think you should.. take a sharpie marker and right above your who-ha write "If you can read this don't touch me here." And see if it shows up on the scanner. >:]

01:25 Dec 28 2010
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!

I.

Fit.

Into.

SIZE.

TEN.

JEANS!!!!!

Hell yeah!

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Deity
02:21 Dec 28 2010

Rock on!! :D

sPerAnZa
03:21 Dec 28 2010

I was a size 9 pre-pregnancy.

I bought new blue jeans last night -- size 15.

FIFTEEN!!

I never thought being fat was so AWESOME. I think I pull it off nicely.

My guy isn't complaining. ^.^

Requiem
12:11 Dec 28 2010

=) YOU - are absolutely lovely. =)

BubbleGumClaudia
13:24 Dec 29 2010

Congrats!! I bet you look great!

JustinV
17:54 Dec 29 2010

Yer killin' it!!!

Vampirewitch39
23:16 Dec 30 2010

Damn it.... we will have to tie weights on you next outside day. Strong wind will blow you off.

:)

BIG ASS CONGRATS TO YOUR SKINNY ASS!

:D

12:37 Dec 27 2010
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Snostorm og Mandelduft ... I think it might be a murder mystery. But ... I am still working on the foreword. The learning of the Norwegian is kicking my fat colorful ass.

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Abstract
15:01 Dec 27 2010

Is it anything like me learning German? I feel like I'm spitting on people while speaking it.

Requiem
01:24 Dec 28 2010

I feel like I am a "special" 4 year old trying to understand trig. >.o

19:02 Dec 26 2010
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I feel ... amazingly fat today. My clothes don't fit any different than they did three days ago. My weight isn't any different than it was three days ago.

The woman in the mirror looks amazingly different than she did three days ago.

Goddamnit.

*sigh*

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01:27 Dec 26 2010
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While seeing family was absolutely amazing, I am ecstatic to be back in my own space, in my own home, in my own quiet (barring the four teenagers I have until new years' ... how again did I end up with them? I am not da momma, or da step momma or da any kind of 'ting ... well, aunt. Aunt is a good enough reason, eh?) in my own scents and sights and stuffs ...

It's a blessing to be back in my own comfort zone. A serious blessing.

Maybe I'll try to convince he teenagers Dimetapp is not just for colds anymore and have blissful quiet. :P

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13:21 Dec 25 2010
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I like toe socks.

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Indulgence
16:30 Dec 25 2010

....and toe socks like you too! :)

Flannery
23:10 Dec 25 2010

I like tuddles.

Yum!
01:34 Dec 24 2010
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Tuna and egg salad is fucking amazing. mmmmmmmmmmm with sliced tomatoes. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Blackstaff
01:50 Dec 24 2010

:) nom nom nom. Love it. I like using that olive oil mayo best and add in some dill for zest ;)

Requiem
01:52 Dec 24 2010

I used the olive oil mayo and I use no sugar added sweet relish. =)

sPerAnZa
09:43 Dec 24 2010

Oh you suck....

I want some now.

Requiem
17:36 Dec 24 2010

It's goooooooooooooooood Speranza. :P

00:47 Dec 24 2010
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So. I got a motherfucker of a deal for Michael's daughter at a pawn shop. I got an Esteban, signature series, acoustic/electric guitar for $70. In excellent shape. Instead of $350. GO ME!

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Indulgence
00:51 Dec 24 2010

That is outstanding. I've been thinking of getting my guitar back out and playing more. This was a nudge to me...and boy did you get a deal!

Bones
03:56 Dec 24 2010

It's probably stolen. ;p

23:58 Dec 20 2010
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Wow. My dinner, if I've done the math right, consists of FORTY. just 40. Calories. o.O That can't be right ...

It's a BIG ass bowl of yam noodles with broth and spices. I am having trouble finishing the bowl!

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Serpentis
23:59 Dec 20 2010

Wow, please inform all of us of the low-calorie Goodness....

Requiem
00:03 Dec 21 2010

It's above. The yam noodles are shirataki noodles, and the broth is ... regular broth. Most of the calories come from the broth.

12:02 Dec 20 2010
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You impatient twat!

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sPerAnZa
09:44 Dec 24 2010

But I wunna it nnnoowww.

:)

19:36 Dec 18 2010
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I am restless. I have cleaned. I have washed my car. I have changed the litterboxes. I have *oh fuck me* gone grocery shopping. THAT sucked major as. I nearly hurked in the store four times. Fucking crowds. I have gone to the gym. I have gone for a walk. I have put together dinner in the crock pot.

...

I will try making chocolate mice. no ... that is on the books for tomorrow. *sigh*

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PhoenicianDream
20:39 Dec 18 2010

Come over and whoop the shit out of my cats while I sleep.

It'll give you something to do, and it'll give them a much needed ass whoopin. =)

RedQueen
20:46 Dec 19 2010

My sewing room needs to be put together so I can quit climbing over the filing cabinets to get to my sewing machine. The carpet needs to come up, and I need the old couch that's in there recovered-

NOW you have something to do....lol

12:14 Dec 17 2010
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Four teenagers. Until New Years. None of which I whelped.

Ima end up in the pen.

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12:37 Dec 15 2010
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SO. Nine books, duplicates of others I have, set aside. Check.

Passport - Check.

Confirmation of tentative dates - check pending.

Do I still have the parka that's now 10 sizes too big? - Check. I'll need that fucker. Brr.

Translating Dictionary - check. Gods help me.

Ability to laugh at myself - check, double check.

Patience with TSA ... well fuck. I'll work on that. Or pack weird dildos in carry-on. Won't embarrass me any.

Three months-ish to getting face time with a good friend ... Check that for sure.

COMMENTS

Indulgence
13:01 Dec 15 2010

No Monkey Hat?

King`Tarquin
13:19 Dec 15 2010

Yes, exactly. Monkey Hat and CAKE!

Take wonderful pictures, awesome-sauce woman!

sahahria
15:29 Dec 15 2010

Requiem
23:44 Dec 15 2010

I take SHITTY pictures. I'll leave photography to them with skills.

Vampirewitch39
14:58 Dec 17 2010

Fine then- take shitty pictures then. :) Be safe.

JustinV
22:47 Dec 17 2010

"Or pack weird dildos in carry-on."

OMG, please please please PLEASE do this!!!! PLEASE?!!?!?!?

Requiem
01:27 Dec 18 2010

Justin ... I have been threatening this for a few years now.

i may have to start shopping for oddities. Like a dildo bat or something.

BubbleGumClaudia
13:25 Dec 29 2010

I would LOVE to see the face of the TSA agents.......

12:17 Dec 14 2010
Times Read: 923

Do you see me?

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RedQueen
18:05 Dec 14 2010

Ever chance I get, sugar...

01:03 Dec 14 2010
Times Read: 936

Diced up some pork, added spices and yam noodles (I love me some Shiritaki noodles!), a bit of Clay's salsa ... and home free. ♥

Yummy. Soup. For. The. Dee.

COMMENTS

Deity
01:31 Dec 14 2010

Who is Clay and what does his salsa recipe consist of? :)

Indulgence
01:40 Dec 14 2010

Does Clay have a Monkey Hat?

Requiem
01:51 Dec 14 2010

No, Clay does NOT have a monkey hat.

Clay is one of my agents and friend - and his salsa consists of tomato, garlic, onion, cilantro, and various hot peppers and some other stuff I've not been able to figure out yet.

It's freaking amazing.

12:14 Dec 13 2010
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Hnghh. Monday. Gack. >.o

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19:41 Dec 12 2010
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I am making turkey wings for dinner. Side for me will be spinach (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) - side for the others will be potatoes diced and bubbles with green beans.

I completely forgot I needed laundry detergent. I forced myself to go to the grocers for the third time this weekend. You know, in the past week, I've been to a grocery store more times than in the past month. And no one has died. Weird.

I miss Richmond.

For some reason, my brother brought up the conversational topic of selling our ranch. I'd love to know what's going on in his head. i love the place, but if his reasoning is sound, I'll sign on the dotted line. His work may be taking him to DC. This needs some looking into, and I'd have to insist we bring on a mineral rights lawyer for the sale. We've still got the gas lease going on up there. I have no desire to see either of us screwed.

I am really not looking forward to work on Monday. I have a gnarly feeling.

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sahahria
20:38 Dec 12 2010

Gnarls are not allowed for Monday, it is in your contract. So if they show up tell them to cease and dissist.

RedQueen
21:45 Dec 12 2010

Care to share how you cook bubbles with green beans?

Requiem
21:47 Dec 12 2010

Holy hell, woman. I missed the d and hit s. :P I love me some smart ass.

Khayman
00:42 Dec 13 2010

I was gonna say - How does one dice a bubble... exactly?

>.O

Feel free to move to Richmond. Every morning it's "But where's Aunt Dee??"

:-)

02:05 Dec 12 2010
Times Read: 995

My brother and I redid most of my kitchen today. It went pretty seamlessly. =) I am pleased with the results ... And no, I am not posting pictures. No one needs to know what the inside of my house looks like.

I am, however, going to get some paint this next weekend and paint one wall's worth of cabinets (it's a short wall length - only about 10 feet). I am trying to decide whether I am painting a woodland scene on it, doing it like granite or abstract, or painting autumn colors. Still deciding.

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Bones
03:14 Dec 12 2010

Do it in abstract. Then you can add to or change it as your mood suggests.

14:52 Dec 11 2010
Times Read: 1,006

I could really use a thorough rogering .

Quite honestly.

As a note.

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Bones
01:35 Dec 12 2010

You, into the rough stuff? Nooooo!

:P

Requiem
02:12 Dec 12 2010

I don't think I even remember how, to be truthful.

Bones
03:12 Dec 12 2010

You just want to break in that new kitchen, don't you?! ;)

Requiem
03:30 Dec 12 2010

... HHAHAHAHAHAHA! That sounds fun ... but the counters are too tall. :P

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrpppp!!!!
03:54 Dec 11 2010
Times Read: 1,019

That was the most monster burp I've had in a while.

It burned my nose. o_O

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Khayman
03:59 Dec 11 2010

That makes me proud. :-D

02:28 Dec 11 2010
Times Read: 1,034

Dude.

I done good for dinner. I made a POT of chicken veggie stew. In a half hour, two people ate it and swabbed the pot out with my biscuits. o_O

Goddamn. =) That was happiness. I love feeding people. It makes me feel like I've added worth.

My evening is much better now.

COMMENTS

DarknessBound
02:59 Dec 11 2010

♥

i love feeding people too!

we surely are awesome women ;)

:hugs::

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Anachronism
03:42 Dec 11 2010

Chicken and vegie stew!! YUMMO!

01:19 Dec 11 2010
Times Read: 1,042

Do you have any idea how much I wish I could still drink right now?

Today sucked some serious donkey balls.

I got to work, and as expected the task fairy shat all over my desk. No problem - that's par for the course when I am away for any amount of time.

What REALLY made it awful was the drama and histrionics from someone who has NO business indulging in them, aimed my way, and blaming me because she couldn't pay her bills.

What. The. Fuck? What do I have to do with a goddamn thing?

I manage my money juuuust fine. It's up to you to be a good steward of your shit, cupcake. You take home $3600 a month, have no kids, and, quite frankly dress for shit (so you aren't wearing your paycheck). Where does your money go?

When you can manage to actually work the hours your boss blindly pays you for, then I might actually have enough respect for you to listen to the warbley brown mess coming out of your mouth (i.e. bullshit, honeybun. Pure. Unredeemable. Bullshit.).

COMMENTS

LadyKowe
02:15 Dec 11 2010

Wish I made that much a month...

meeper
02:21 Dec 11 2010

Unfortunately even drinking really doesn't help us cope with people's stupidity.

PhoenicianDream
09:42 Dec 11 2010

I would kick a bitch in the hoo-haw for you. ♥

RedQueen
09:08 Dec 12 2010

My GAWD woman- are we all having that kind of weekend???

But see, that's why I lub joo- cause you talks shit just like I do.

And I personally would shot that incontinent fucker right between the eyes, ifn I was you...lol

I reckon depends wouldn't quite cut it at this point...

12:26 Dec 10 2010
Times Read: 1,065

*sigh*

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Enanti
14:46 Dec 10 2010

Missing that cat? :P

King`Tarquin
19:24 Dec 10 2010

I bet the ginormous cookies.

RedQueen
22:01 Dec 10 2010

Nope, probably home from a broad.....*chuckling*

patpatpatpatIlubsjoopatpatpat

22:38 Dec 09 2010
Times Read: 1,085

Why do people leave the comment that they've added you? I check to see whether they've actually been that presumptuous. Half andhalf, presumption vs. liars.

*shakes head*

On a different note, I got cute panties today. Green camo with pink stars. ♥

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RedQueen
23:00 Dec 09 2010

PICTURES!!!

Preferably on lol

TheArtistRose
01:14 Dec 10 2010

Haha well I added you and your journal. :P I LOVE your journal.

sPerAnZa
04:39 Dec 10 2010

I am totally rocking the big ol' panties today. ^.^ Its laundry day AND I woke up this morning feeling sexy enough to pull them off.

King`Tarquin
19:23 Dec 10 2010

GREEN!!!

23:02 Dec 08 2010
Times Read: 1,100

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken. ♥

That is all.

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DarknessBound
16:41 Dec 09 2010

:does the chicken dance:

i agree.

Requiem
21:19 Dec 09 2010

If you do the chicken dance in those heels I WILL ask you to marry me. :P

GaiaEmber
22:41 Dec 09 2010

*does the chicken dance backwards and in high heels*

Khayman
03:08 Dec 11 2010

It was MY crock pot chicken, DB... so I damn well better see that dance. lol

04:13 Dec 07 2010
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1. Landed in Richmond

2. Met Khayman out front

3. Got to the home

4. Cat attempted to eat me

5. Watched kids eat nuggets and try to convince Khay to open the toys pre-dinner completion (no dice)

6. Roman stripped

7. Cat tried to eat me again (I love that fat bastard)

8. Read to the boys ♥

9. Watched multiple attempts by said boys to skirt bed-time (again - no dice)

10. Heard RedQueen on speaker phone (more ♥)

11. Froze my non-existent nuts off

12. Cat tried to eat me again. (yet more ♥)

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Khayman
04:53 Dec 07 2010

1. Landed IN ONE PIECE, and so did the rest of the passengers and crew - this is an important note.

2. I was fashionably late, as usual.

3. 'The home'. Your padded room is riiight this way, ma'am.

4. You can have him but you'll have to fight The Jasons for him.

5. If I don't do that, they won't eat.

6. He's gonna wind up in prison, I swear to God...

7. On second thought, just take him.

8. NOW you understand.

9. Seriously... I told you to bring duct tape for a reason.

10. Love that bitch. END. OF.

11. AAHAHAHAHA!!!! This ain't Tay-haas, mama.

12. PLEASE take him. *snort* Evil bastard.

Deity
05:01 Dec 07 2010

more ♥

RedQueen
05:01 Dec 07 2010

!. Yeah, but did anybody get smacked on the way down?

2. Bish please- it's a wonder ya'll didn't knock eachother down

3. Funny farm would be closer to the truth

4. Isn't that what pussy is for?

5. I'm with Khay- no dindin, no toys. Otherwise they'd starve with them damn things in their hands...

6. With cartoon music or without?

7. Again, under edundant it says see redundant.

8. I hope you used the correct voices. Certainly sounded like it to me over dat damn speaker phone...

9. And yet agian while I was on the phone...

10. I sound like a fucking frog with post nasal drip, and you know it. But at least I sound more southern than Saharia (thanks, Khay...lol)

11. Again, see #4 and #7

12. Ok, thou must get laid-

and for 13?

Ima seriously looking forward to seeing you terrorize that bartender sober, while Khay and I get versnickered.....

Requiem
14:18 Dec 07 2010

Yeh, 13 - that SO needs to happen. =)

BubbleGumClaudia
13:33 Dec 08 2010

YAY!!!!! :D

sahahria
14:45 Dec 10 2010

Red, you better sound more southern than I do! Cripes people born and raised in Seattle- that's gotta be almost as far as you can git from the south and still be in the US!

*blows raspberries at y'all*

12:16 Dec 06 2010
Times Read: 1,146

THus begins the day. In roughly 10 1/2 hours I'll touch down at RIC and will hug Khayman for me and for I think abut 14 other people. Khay - bring your oxygen, 'cause you're going to be squoze tight.

The day needs to pass quickly.

Side note. It's 38 degrees here and my nonexistent nuts are freezing off.

It's 17 in Richmond. >.0

My fat layers of insulation are gone.

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LadyKowe
18:02 Dec 06 2010

*sends hugs with you from Bug and I for Khay*

Safe travels!

Vampirewitch39
00:19 Dec 07 2010

You be safe and try to stay warm. *Hugs* from me too.

19:44 Dec 05 2010
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I feel so fucking ineffectual at times. I just ... do.

I really need that magic wand, but see, then I'd have to learn what witches and fairy godmothers struggle to learn ... How to not use the wand.

Meh.

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NeonDuctape
20:36 Dec 05 2010

wait.... What is this about wands and fairy god mothers??

RedQueen
20:56 Dec 05 2010

Please give Khay a hug for me- I love you both, and I am sick for the reason for this visit. Tell her I"m thinking about her

19:29 Dec 05 2010
Times Read: 1,174

Me: "What do you do when Superman dies? When the tallest man in the world falls?"

He: "Grow."

Truth.

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04:32 Dec 05 2010
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I got my Christmas cards off in the mail today (for the Christmas card exchange) - and IN my mail - was the first arrival.

Tzaddi - thank you!

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NocturnalMistress
04:40 Dec 05 2010

Me too! I was all like "awww my first holiday card!"

:D

Mine are going out this week... :D

Lullaby
14:21 Dec 05 2010

Such is excitement. ♥

23:57 Dec 04 2010
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I'll be in Richmond 534pm Monday, and I'll leave some time Thursday afternoon/evening.

I'll love seeing Khayman and the boys ... but goddamn the whole reason. Just ... Goddamn it all.

I am so sorry.

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Deity
00:50 Dec 05 2010

22:33 Dec 04 2010
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I really am looking forward to Oslo.

Fabulous friend. New Tattoo. Completely different culture. Me mangling a language it is proving difficult to get into my head. The only thing that is really still sticking is beer (øl), and I cannot drink. How sæd is that?

Four months cannot pass quickly enough - but the week there will surely pass too quickly.

Møøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøø!

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CTyler
22:44 Dec 04 2010

...on another note, sæd is Norwegian for sperm.

WallFlower
23:30 Dec 04 2010

Oslo is the town where Johansen's cottage/house was...the sailor that survived after being attacked by some worshippers of the cult of Cthulhu. But died mysteriously, shortly after returning home.

Sorry, the name caught my attention lol.

Requiem
23:58 Dec 04 2010

... Just like whore is Norwegian for bunnyrabbit?

I do not trust this. :P