Husband: If you think for one minute I am going to waste my money buying you that expensive night cream just so you can try and look 20 years younger, think again. You should just accept the fact that you are getting older, do so gracefully, and move on.
Wife: Have they finished filling your prescription for Viagra yet?
*snark*
Underworld: New Dawn
Tags: 3-d, 3d, action, India Eisley, Kate Beckinsale, Michael Ealy, Sandrine Holt, Screen Gems, SEQUELS, Stephen Rea, Underworld, VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES
After being held in a coma-like state for fifteen years, vampire Selene (Kate Beckinsale) learns that she has a fourteen-year-old vampire/Lycan hybrid daughter, Nissa, and when she finds her, they must stop BioCom from creating super Lycans that will kill them all.
CATEGORY
Sequels | Vampires | Werewolves
RELEASE DATE
January 20, 2012
CURRENT STATUS
In Production
LANGUAGE
English
PRODUCED BY
Screen Gems
Lakeshore Entertainment
MPAA RATING
N/A
OFFICIAL SITES
N/A DIRECTED BY
Mans Marlind
Bjorn Stein
WRITTEN BY
J. Michael Straczynski
John Hlavin
STARRING
Kate Beckinsale
Michael Ealy
Stephen Rea
Sandrine Holt
India Eisley
There is one in every crowd.
The one who thinks they have to "establish" themselves as the top dawg, the big guy on campus, the bad ass.
I usually give them a wide berth and let it go, but this time?
It's the MOD's brother. A real estate agent who is moonlighting as a server in the resturaunt to help out his baby sister and make her look even better than she already thinks she does. And has consistently been a royal pain in my ass since the day she trained me when I started there.
So he's up and running...
"Everybody says you know everything there is to know around here"
No, I Know about my little corner of it, that's all- I take care of my job, and try to make sure the other bartenders do too.
"You don't look so tough- everybody keeps saying you're such a hard ass"
Only when someone isn't paying attention and doing their job properly. By the way, you have customers. And they have been standing there awhile.
"One of the girls will get them."
The girls have tables- maybe you should take them.
"You know what, I can take you. I'm alot taller than you...."
You know what? I have never met a man YET who didn't lose half his height when he was kicked in the balls. Shall we test that theory?
"No. I think I"m good."
Aight then, let's discuss this. You have customers. I think that rather than trying to have a pissing contest with me, you need to get your lanky ass over there and do your fucking job, and leave me to do mine. Think you can handle that?
"I still say I could take you."
You feel froggy, leap asshole.
All this while working a golf tournament for people raising money for missionary work. Which means they didn't drink a damn thing, and tipped even less. Damn, sometimes I hate golf tournaments.
COMMENTS
Love how they back right down when the balls get brought up. Start to lift your knee in that direction and they just shrivel up and squeak like little boys.
Get Em Girl!! Whip ASS!! Ring them "BELLS"
This is what happens when my husband goes exploring on you tube late at night....
COMMENTS
... ::fits of giggles::
Oh, you just gotta love that Voltaire. :]
Ahahahahahaha! Glad to know I'm not the only one who finds crazy stuff late at night! :)
Robert Pattinson: 'I wanted to be in politics'
Hollywood actors Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon are pictured arriving at the ITV studios to promote their new film 'Water For Elephants' on 'The Graham Norton Show' in London.
Robert Pattinson has revealed that if his acting career ever falls flat on its face, he might branch out into politics.
The 24-year-old Twilight hunk said that before finding fame as an actor, he had been planning to go to university and pursue a political career.
He told The Sun, "I guess when I was going to go to university I was going to study international relations, something like that, because I wanted to be in politics.
"It sounds so ridiculous for me to say I'm curious about politics and might be a politician one day. I'd love to but I wouldn't want to be held accountable."
He added that should it all be over tomorrow, he wouldn't miss being famous.
"I'm definite about that. Especially about the fame of it. If I could never get a job again, I would probably miss it a bit but I would find something outside acting."
COMMENTS
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Mystic
23:10 May 31 2011
Haha that was great !
Pammy
23:16 May 31 2011
Yea love it! Heh
Vampirewitch39
00:04 Jun 01 2011
*snark*