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Well it appears that I'm starting to look just as fantastic as I feel. When I walked in the door to work today she told me 'Oh my god, you look like you want to kill yourself'. What the eff?

I couldn't make that shit up if I tried.



Where is Moonie to share in the joy when I need her?

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MooniePie
18:58 Sep 29 2013

I NEED PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!

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PhoenicianDream
13:07 Sep 30 2013

dude... A I was at work, and B I can't just whip out the android and take a picture of a random midget in the bathroom. I'm sure that violates a law or two.

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MooniePie
03:46 Oct 01 2013

No it doesn't. Don't TELL ME THOSE TALES! You've got an imagination.. you should have made something up! Like 'Can I take your picture.. no one will believe I have ever seen the cutest thing on two legs!'



Or Just take the picture and say "whoops wrong button".. they do that shit all the time on t.v.!

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It seems they're having another contest. Perhaps I should write another poem.



I haven't written one since the last contest I won. Unless you count the crazy haiku's I send to my friend on postcards. I don't really count those because they're mostly screwing around.



We'll see I guess.

I had a pretty craptastic weekend. It consisted of long hours at work, very few hours of sleep, and the toothache from hell.



The hilight of my weekend was me helping my parents clean up their yard and home of unwanted debris. My nephew (mid 20's) isn't that far from me in age, and he was there to help and earn some money doing yardwork. He was disappointed that my dad didn't get the chainsaw fixed because he couldn't chop down the dead tree. My little munchkin and I overheard this, and decided to go outside after we finished breakfast.



I asked my mom to watch the kiddo, as I assessed the tree situation. *wiggle* hmm *wiggle* Oh yeah.. I can do this. I gave it a shove, and it had give. I gave it another shove, and it had more give. I grinned, and my mom said oh shit. I yelled at my nephew from across the yard 'CHAINSAWS ARE FOR PUSSIES'! He walked over 'what did you say?' as I gave it a good shove, and CRACK down it went. He was a bit shocked. 'I saaaaaaid... chainsaws are for pussies!' Then I reached down and ripped the damn thing out of the ground with most of the roots in tact. I told him he needs to think outside the box when he doesn't always have the tools he needs, and gave him the tree that was taller than both of us to haul out to the road.



It isn't the first tree I've felled without tools, nor was it the largest. i fucking LOVE demolitions. I'm totally in the wrong industry. I should be smashing things for a living.

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Vampirewitch39
15:45 Sep 24 2013

Hahaha... like you said, gets all wet when you use the word pussy. lol



Damn girl- show them how it is done. :)

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Oh fucking really?



It's you're, not your. And she's far from a bitch. She is a sweet southern lady. She just doesn't take unnecessary shit from disrespectful fucking little pissants like you.

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Vampirewitch39
01:16 Sep 23 2013

And that is how you get a PD smack down. *snap snap*



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MooniePie
01:41 Sep 23 2013

That's funny. That's the first thing I noticed was the your. Hah

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WTF is wrong with me? When I get a day off I lay down and sleep for several hours. Then I wake up for a few hours, then go back to sleep for several hours. Is it because I punish myself during my work week and deprive myself of sleep?



I also suffer from what I consider is the opposite of lucid dreaming. I will go to sleep, and start dreaming. My dreams are usually really intense and pull me in. I have no idea I'm actually asleep and dreaming despite how unreal the events may be. It doesn't happen every time, but when it does it's really hard for me to be woken up while having these dreams, at least before my mind has reached it's 'stopping point' in the dream. Sometimes when woken up before that happens I'll go right back to sleep and get pulled back in. even if I should or even if I want to get up.



Sometimes the dreams leave lingering intense feelings. I've had dreams that are so real they've scared me awake, complete with pounding heart that took forever to calm down. I've had dreams so violently bloody that I would swear I could still smell the blood for several hours after I wake up.



I usually remember my dreams. I still remember a dream I had when I was about two or three years old.. I feel like an odd man out (so to speak)because of these issues. I haven't met anyone who is quite the same, and people usually look at me funny when I try to describe it. =/

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Raspberry
15:03 Sep 19 2013

I've had really, really intense dreams quite a few times, as of late.

A few weeks ago, I had a really weird dream about food, and woke up thinking it was all real. I could SMELL it. I went into the kitchen, and then thought everyone had eaten without me. I got the weirdest looks. haha.

I also remember dreams from when I was really young - I remember dreams of my sister from when she was younger, but I can't remember waking moments with her while she was looking the way she did at that certain age. I remember the dream though. It goddamn terrified me lol.

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Dyana
19:17 Sep 19 2013

Japan did this huge sleep study and found that most animals sleep and wake up in four hours shifts. That's why we feel so tired when we don't get naps... a lot of other places give a two hour lunch just so their workers can get a good nap in... production in those places are usually a lot higher. People aren't meant to sleep through a straight 8 hours so your body is normal. It's ok lol

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That craptastic moment when you realize you haven't had anything other than coffee, vicodin, and a glass of milk for the past nineteen hours.



=l



I guess I should eat my salad.

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NeverMind
12:32 Sep 14 2013

Jealous.

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PhoenicianDream
14:36 Sep 14 2013

Jealous of my salad?

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I still love you with all of my heart.





Never lose sight of that.

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Mystic
05:23 Sep 14 2013

Awww its good to still see people who love one another like that :)

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LadyPayne
09:31 Sep 14 2013

The two of you still make me smile!!!

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What the fuck. I am livid.



I just watched some crazy bitch who lives across the street toss her son who must be about 5 years old across the lawn by his arm. It was done out of anger.



I have half a mind to walk over there and punch the goddamn cunt right in her face.

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Darkblue
18:36 Sep 13 2013

911? Don't get yourself in trouble (ahem, I sort of agree with you) disgusting behaviour.

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PhoenicianDream
04:03 Sep 14 2013

unfortunately I can't prove what she did... next time I see her ass in the yard with her fucking kids I'm taking video though

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This could be the gamer in me talking...



..but wouldn't it be interesting if Master Vamps and above could drain some of our hard earned levels? And if they could hand out/take unlimited honor? Or bind your rating ability For a period of time?



It might cause more respect for the fact that they're VOLUNTEERS.

They spend donated time to a website where the people registered to it enjoy.



In all of the vampire literature/cinema I've taken in, vampire leaders are feared and respected. They may not be liked, but aside from the occasional mutiny they tend not to be fucked with until a good guy shows up. But this site wasn't created for good guys was it?



How many vampire stories do you see that have whiney bitchy vampires who complain about their leaders and rules? None... because they fucking kill them.

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ChessMaster
14:04 Sep 08 2013

it couls actually be funny lol

also could help maybe those who are temporarly missfitting (is this a word? not sure lol) acting as misfit to correct their way and come back to a more appropriate way.



Oh also gaining a sheild hability for a certain amount of time would be nice, you do good you get reward you do bad you get bhuaaaaaaaa kill kill kill errr I mean drained? lol hehehe

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Vampirewitch39
19:51 Sep 08 2013

Hahaha... could be fun. :)

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Nightgame
17:53 Sep 09 2013

You have an evil mind.... I like that!

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Deity
01:10 Sep 10 2013

Cancer needs to invent a throatpuncher. Press a button and...BAMMMMMM... bitches get punched in the throat.

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PhoenicianDream
09:37 Sep 10 2013

Hah! If we do that G we'll also need a ball kicker, and cunt punter button. ♥

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MooniePie
18:07 Sep 10 2013

You remember how many people got bent over the honor system and what are they doing? Imagine that tantrum fest times 100 if he came out with that option. LOL

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I'm craving something different than my usual Pandora tonight.



I miss this radio program.

Oh honey.



That lovely little picture of your exposed flesh makes me want to get some hooks and chains to suspend your ass. Too bad I'm not bisexual. Women are far more fun to dominate and flog than men.





I miss going to parties with suspensions. It's been far too long.

Why the fuck does my URL change to this whenever I try to navigate VR on my cell these days? All the damn time... every single day. It's annoying as hell. It opens the playstore, and wants me to download candy crush. I don't have time to play those BS games. =/



market://details?id=com.king.candycrushsaga&referrer=cid156-1378503936395-2892

No? Well too bad, have some anyway.



Considering the fact that I don't currently have the usual outlet for my pent-up energy... I have the overwhelming urge to go to a gym and exert myself physically until it hurts to move.



Good thing I'm doing the cardiac stress test later today. One of us is going to end up being the others bitch. We'll see who wins.

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Skeletor
22:53 Sep 06 2013

Rawrrr!

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PhoenicianDream
11:11 Sep 07 2013

dude you said it



I'm just glad it's not mating season.

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What does a broken nose feel like?



My kid just headbutted me (AGAIN!!!), and my nose crunched.



Now I'm having a hard time breathing from my nose, and it hurts more in my eyes and my teeth than my nose does.







Damn. I'm going to find an ice pack and take a nap.

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Vampirewitch39
00:08 Sep 06 2013

:(

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PhoenicianDream
12:21 Sep 06 2013

I don't know if she broke it or not. It feels like it might be broken, but I thought a broken nose would be more painful than that. =l



Then again, I fractured a toe once, and didn't notice right away. Who knows.

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Holy shit...



O_O my dr just excused himself from my appointment with him so he could go call the cardiologist he referred me to and yell at him.









I fucking LOVE this guy.

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Mystic
19:55 Sep 05 2013

That is when you know you have an awesome doctor !

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MooniePie
22:33 Sep 05 2013

That's a good Dr. right there. I hope you got to hear some of the smack down. That would have been entertaining!

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I took advantage of the holiday weekend, and burned a week of vacation to take twelve days off of work. It was far from a relaxing vacation. I spent the first Three days relaxing at a resort, then spent the rest of it working my ass off around the house. I only got half Of what I wanted to accomplish done, but it was still a great deal.



I managed to forget the code to get into my office when I got here. After three tries I said fuck it and went around. Odd because I was here at work three of the days I was on vacation.



Blarg. I'm so boring. Back to work. There's shit that didn't get accomplished while I was gone. Time to play catch up.