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The mother and sister are in San Francisco.



It's like 30-40 degrees cooler there than here. =/







I want to be on vacation escaping the heat somewhere and enjoying myself. Instead I'm sweating balls and dealing with the most exhausting group of people I've dealt with in a while.



Mama needs a full body massage and a margarita.

I'm having a Cole Porter night. It's been too long since I've had one of these.



Tonight's offering of the usual chocolates also includes caramel and kona coffee. I might actually have one or two of these ones. Mmmmm caffeine.

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BLOODLIFE
13:42 Aug 20 2013

That sounds very cool, love the sounds of Mr Porter.

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Jesus. I finished my work four hours early.



I guess I'll go find someone else's fucking work to do too. -.-

Not that I don't appreciate the gifts. I'm just not a damn chocolate eater. I used to be allergic to the stuff when I was younger, and I never developed a huge craving for the stuff when the allergy went away. I'd much rather have a fresh pineapple instead. I wonder if they're in season yet.







Ermahgerd Krrrfeeeee! I didn't sleep before work today, and my thought proceess has halted without it. Mmmm sweet glorious caffeine. :)







One of my closest bizzles collects postcards. I don't get to see her very often, so I mail her postcards occasionally. I'm no good at small talk. Seriously. If a conversation is dependent on me trying to small talk, the conversation usually just dies. I suck like that. So instead of writing the usual 'I miss you (name)!' on her postcards I've started writing shitty haiku's on them. I get to be obnoxious, she gets a laugh and a postcard out of it. Win, win right?



Speaking of... it's time to write another haiku.

And I still love this damn joke. :)













A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.





"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.



"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.



"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.



"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.



"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.



Silence took over... and the masochist says:



"Meow."

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PhoenicianDream
22:55 Aug 11 2013

Meow baby. ;)

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Bones
22:56 Aug 11 2013

;)

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10 Loaves of bread later, I don't feel any better.

I was browsing, and found a picture of a guy pitching a huge (we're talking MASSIVE) tent. I was like HOLY HELL. Then I looked at his next pic and saw it was the same thing...



..only in women's panties. O_o



I've got to say I should have known better. But I was still surprised.

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Nekirena
22:13 Aug 11 2013

If they were pink, I might just know who.

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Bones
22:16 Aug 11 2013

The guy was pitching a tent of women's panties, or wearing women's panties?

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PhoenicianDream
22:23 Aug 11 2013

He had a massive boner... the first pic was in men's under ware, but quite a few more were in women's.

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Blargh. Too much on my mind today. I'm going to go try to bake it away, if that doesn't work I may cave and journal about it later.

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Bones
22:04 Aug 11 2013

Mmm. special brownies come to mind. ;)

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I spent the majority of the day being domestic yesterday, cleaning, laundry, playing with the baby, doing dishes, cooking. It was nice. I forgot how much I miss being all housewifey. I spend way too much of my time being a corporate slave. It crushes my spirit. Oh well. Gotta work to take care of my little princess.



I made 5 cheese ravoli and garlic cheese bread for dinner. I miss making home made italian bread sticks. I'll have to do that next time. I'm not real fond of maranara unless I'm eating spaghetti, a meatball sandwich, or for the love of gawd my favorite a SPAGHETTI sandwich. *drool*



I toss my ravaoli in artichoke hearts, olive oil, parmasean cheese, and usually sun dried tomatoes, but I seem to have forgotten to buy the sun dried tomatoes. I made due by roasting some yellow cherry tomatoes in the oven and including those instead. Yuum.



I want to learn how to make home made pasta. I wonder if some day I'll ever get the opportunity to be as domestic as I want. It's hard to be all betty crocker when you work your ass off for a living. That's life right?

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PandorasBx
21:19 Aug 11 2013

Mmmmmmm, sounds so yummy :)

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I honestly don't know how much more I can take.

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Bones
00:05 Aug 09 2013

We could just stick to oral then.



:P

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Elemental
02:33 Aug 09 2013

Must care for self in order to care for others well.

Just a thought... hugs

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MooniePie
17:23 Aug 09 2013

Big hugs my DP.

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HK47
01:26 Aug 10 2013

Hope you're okay.

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HK47
01:27 Aug 10 2013

Don't let anyone break you. Break their foot maybe..but don't break.

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The signal keeps booting me off. No wonder why people get pissed about paying for this shit.



I'll only be around for brief moments anyway. It's super busy tonight.

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Vestige
09:56 Aug 08 2013

Maybe it just hates white people.



LOL

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PhoenicianDream
11:27 Aug 08 2013

haha You know I think I heard it yell 'FUCK YOU WHITEY!' the last time it booted me off. That's a possibility.

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After reading the Ducky's journal.

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Nekirena
19:54 Aug 08 2013

Hahaha



♥

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I'm going back to the doctor this morning. I'm so tired of doctors and specialists and feeling like crap. I wouldn't be bothering if I hadn't had what I can only refer to as an 'episode' at work last night that scared the hell out of me. The doc wants to see me within the hour because I guess it may be 'cardiac in nature'. Fun shit.



=/



I tried to share my feelings this morning about all of this with someone close to me and I was met with hostility. I didn't even get to share what had happened. Fuck that shit. Like I don't have enough stress in my life anyway.



I'm off to go see wtf is wrong with me now. Yay.

You all missed it.



I posted a picture earlier of my fugly mug. Complete with red hair and cleavage. I was looking for a pic without boobs, but the only other one I had on my phone was with a lower cut shirt on. =/ Oh well.



I'm fairly confident that only one person got to see it.

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Bones
17:51 Aug 07 2013

Now if I could figure out a way to blow it up without it looking all grainy. ;p

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PhoenicianDream
21:53 Aug 07 2013

LOL it's too tiny for that :P

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Blargh.



I'm so tired of sleeping alone.



No time to dwell on it though. I have to try to get two more hours in before work.



Night peeps.

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Vestige
02:22 Aug 06 2013

With all that sugar I am surprised you can sleep.

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I'd been tossing around the idea of coloring my hair red again, and getting it trimmed. But if I did that I wouldn't be able to donate it to locks of love next year. I can live with my natural color, it wont kill me. When I start turning gray or white then I'll dye it. They wont want old fart hair for kid wigs anyway.

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Bones
01:12 Aug 06 2013

I'd like to see you as a redhead.

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Bones
01:34 Aug 06 2013

I saved it. ;)

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That craptastic moment when you lose track of just how much sugar you've been dumping in your coffee. So you look in the trash can to assess the empty packets, and HOLY SHIT. O_O



I left my ability to think at home today.

Because I love muh Moonie! ♥

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MooniePie
20:50 Aug 03 2013

hahah I love mah DP! ♥ You made my dreams come true! -fap fap-

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Nekirena
20:58 Aug 03 2013

I thought that was a cat on the back of his head.

Just realized it was a mullet. Ha!

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MooniePie
17:41 Aug 04 2013

Oh Mah GAWD! Its like a un-Christmas Miracle! I didn't even SEE the lil mullet.

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PhoenicianDream
09:39 Aug 05 2013

That's because you were distracted by his little man buttcheeks. Ha

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Enavar
10:26 Aug 05 2013

I want one!

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Vampirewitch39
14:06 Aug 05 2013

Yeah- I came to read about the coffee on the journal post above but got lost in this.O.o Uhhh...knee pads? Yeap, he would need those with Moonie. ;)

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PhoenicianDream
12:25 Aug 06 2013

knee pads or not, we all know she'd grind that poor little guy into a stump





haha

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I forgot how much this makes me laugh. :)





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArVQOr-vGU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

A salad, and a bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon.

Oh so freaking delicious.



Oh yes, and pomegranate green tea. I can't forget that.

I want this.







Along with a down bedroom set one day. I probably wont need the down blanket in the desert, but the mattress topper and pillows would be nice.

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Vampirewitch39
23:00 Aug 01 2013

Nice. :)

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Leatherdora
01:30 Aug 02 2013

Where in the Nine Worlds did you find this?

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MooniePie
03:20 Aug 02 2013

Ohhh I love that!

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Bones
18:47 Aug 02 2013

Desert?

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PhoenicianDream
01:05 Aug 06 2013

Yessir. Sonoran desert.

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