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Some people are worthless. Some are worth more then all the wealth of the world. I prefer the latter.

I like messing with people sometimes, but I am pretty harmless. I love jokes and laughing. I like manipulating people to get them to do my bidding....... At this point you are most likely thinking one of two things. I am someone to be avoided or that I am full of shit. I mean who would tell you before you even met them that they like to do that?

ME! That's who! I did warn you I am delightfully mad.

I like to get people to become better people through manipulation. There is another thing I enjoy a lot manipulating people to show their true colors, cause inside they're ugly, ugly like me. :p

I like to have sex a lot, yes I am a self proclaimed slut! I don't think people should let taboo stop them from enjoying the pleasures of sexual exploration. I know what you are thinking though, no I don't have anything and I only fuck people that have recent tests results. There are a lot of online sites where you can go and find free "clean" sex.

I don't care what people think of me, that is why I say what ever I am thinking. Some call it turrets syndrome, I like to call it FUCK FUCK BOO BOO TITTY COCK GOBBLER. Sorry I mean I like to call it I WILL KILL KILL K K KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. Ugh! Oh well, I guess that works. :p

I do a lot of charity work for people with disabilities. I do that big sister charity affiliate. I have a buddy that is very slow, he wears a helmet and likes to chase birds at the park. He is really kind of fun to hang out with, makes me smile.

I don't like my job, but not many do so why bitch? I work in retail, I am a floor sales associate.

One day I plan on ruling the world. It will be fun, for me, but I doubt it would be much fun for people I don't like. :p

I love to joke around and many people don't know if I am joking or not. Which makes it even funnier.

Now go rate me and fuck off. :)