When you're leaning over the garden bed flowers to harvest some pepper plants and notice there's pollen all over your boobs when you're done:
Rating portfolios today, woohoo. I'm loving some of these, y'all are creative!
Because all documentaries have to be high drama, it's naturally a little hilarious when they present the incremental and yet astonishing progress that scientists have made. I'm watching a Nova PBS documentary called Black Hole Apocalypse, because of course they have to put the word apocalypse in it and because the writers decided to inject as much ominous drama into every narrative, funny moments start emerging:
Narrator: It originated fifty years ago, when a few visionary scientists imagined a technology that had not been invented. Searching for something no one is for certain can be found, the experiment is daring and risky. Failure could mark their lives forever. But they don't fail. Right here, in these facilities, they make a remarkable discovery! In the early hours of September 14, 2015 they record a message.
Message: ..............Bwooooop!
LOL. Nice.
Would you rather have an incredibly odd high pitch laugh, or an 8 inch long big toe?
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Depends. Can I insert the toe into places?
they are both dumb questions just saying,
Wow. Observant. 👍
neither
Moonie, you know that you can insert an 8 inch toe!
Thanks, Now I'm gonna go about my day,
Have a great day then!
I have a few places I'd like to insert it. Just... to keep the day interesting.
You'd need custom shoes, or would you rather wear sandals?
Sandals. That way I can go into the store and point at things with it. Like 'Oh, I want that one... no no.. THAT ONE'" And point violently.
This is starting to feel like an anime character.
Ohhhh! Would I have... Toe Power?
This piggy squealed all the way home!!!!
LoL!
The toe, hands down.
Can you imagine the audacity of someone booping you on the nose with a toe like that?
I have the audacity.
*Boop!*
xD
It's just fucking grand now that a paid subscription means they'll stop harassing you to give them money. It's not even ads for other things in my weather app, just endless full page reminders that they'll leave me the fuck alone for a set amount of time if I give them money.
The cajones. The gumption! I'm just trying to check if Canada weather is attacking us. :(
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Why blame Canada. We seem to get weather always starting in Colorado.
It's a joke :)
This place is corrupted and it corrupts. I take a break for years and act like a responsible adult and then I come back, and what happens? I stay up until nearly 1 am in a chatroom talking about butts, marshmallows, best horror movies, and worst regional foods. I have work today, damn you hilarious people!!!
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Damn, I missed it again!
Heh
We love you, too. ;)
Woof.
:) it was great having you back in the fold.
It was nice chatting with you
Bet it was fun :)
That is a severe risk you take when hopping into the chat. I know it all to well. LOL!
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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
20:22 Sep 11 2023
HA! Their nickname from now on should be The Pollinators! lol!
Vampirewitch39
01:12 Sep 12 2023
LOL. :) You know the bees are jealous.