MasterInfection0913's Journal
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Transcript 01:58 Dec 31 2010
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A conversation between my sister, my brother-in-law and myself:
Phone Rings and I answer:
Jamila: What do you want pig face?
Kesha: I want to tell you what Mark fucked up today...
*Mark picks up line*
Mark: I DIDNT FUCK UP ANYTHING KESHA JESUS CHRIST!
Kesha: Lemme tell the story!
Mark: Fine...don't screw it up...
Kesha: Our daughter has asked Daddy what "eating someone out" was...
Jamila: And his response was?
Kesha: Food for grown-up people.
Jamila: Okay? So?
Kesha: It gets better.
Jamila: go on...
Mark: Then our lovely intelligent daughter says:"Oh! Like grown-up juice (liquor)! Does it have grown-up juice in it?...I always put juice in my food. Makes it better!"
Kesha: He said she was correct.
Jamila: hm...
Mark: Oh but at the end...as she was leaving the living room she says, "Hmm. If mummy does all that hollerin and screamin must... not be good food. Daddy might have to go back to the store..."
Jamila embraces the laughter...
Jamila: You better pray she doesn't want to try this food one day.
*Mark screams and quickly hangs up the phone*
Kesha: I think you may have ruined my sex life...
Jamila: If my words have effected your sex life that much I'm surprised the girls are here....
the end...
00:32 Dec 31 2010
Times Read: 570
One can love someone's journal, one can hate someone's journal...
But to disrespect and make fun of someone's thoughts and feelings is absolutely ridiculous.
I am rather embarrassed to be a part of an environment where this takes place and embarrassed to be close to those that partake in such activity...
00:29 Dec 31 2010
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I was just told that text was spelled 'txt' and not 'text'...then followed up with "No, context doesn't have an 'e' in it..."
What in the hell is the world coming to.
23:37 Dec 30 2010
Times Read: 576
its been 3 days...i havent heard from her...its beginning to worry me...I am preparing myself for the worst by feeling negatively. But something tells me I wont be hearing anything for a while...
23:29 Dec 30 2010
Times Read: 579
i dont like this whole being sad thing...
03:57 Dec 29 2010
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doesn't enjoy when people complain about things they can fix
21:12 Dec 27 2010
Times Read: 591
I have discovered something about all my ex boyfriends and most of male friends : They are all into dating and dealing with girls that are at least 4 years younger than them because they are less concerned with serious matters...
Now, I am a big fan of people that date and are with people where an age difference exists.
But when the age difference occurs in years under 20 things become a problem...
When you're 3 years into college and all your girlfriend complains about is how much she hates her english teacher for sending her to detention due to tardies and skipping class or texting during gym you should reconsider some things...
21:06 Dec 27 2010
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have you ever been so upset that absolutely nothing could help you get better?
18:14 Dec 26 2010
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I don't feel right about it...not 100%. I shouldn't be worrying but I don't feel like I know enough and I don't think enough knows about me...
01:11 Dec 25 2010
Times Read: 617
wow...you need THAT much attention
22:12 Dec 24 2010
Times Read: 620
just sat on my porch and watched a cat fight off a rabid dog...GO KITTY GO!
22:10 Dec 24 2010
Times Read: 621
is it 3 french hens or 3 french horns?
22:10 Dec 24 2010
Times Read: 622
Yeah I can do this.
03:48 Dec 24 2010
Times Read: 623
does anyone know where to find lip rings for people that have big lips
03:47 Dec 24 2010
Times Read: 624
lol and i thought you were gay...
05:04 Dec 23 2010
Times Read: 628
i would block you...but you would find out...
04:58 Dec 23 2010
Times Read: 629
1% wooooO!
22:48 Dec 22 2010
Times Read: 645
how old to have to be to have a profile here? like...minimum age...
21:22 Dec 22 2010
Times Read: 646
oh people that think the 7 deadly sins are in the bible
21:22 Dec 22 2010
Times Read: 647
working out is euphoric to me...
01:09 Dec 22 2010
Times Read: 650
you're fishin'
04:24 Dec 21 2010
Times Read: 657
lol oh my...so many people have removed me from their journals list!!!
What am I to do?!
04:19 Dec 21 2010
Times Read: 658
sometimes 'old' people are kinda mean...
04:24 Dec 20 2010
Times Read: 667
its funny to watch my fingers have spasms....
04:17 Dec 20 2010
Times Read: 670
yeah...i clicked the like button
04:15 Dec 20 2010
Times Read: 671
it was sooooo secret i didnt even tell my mom!!! which is saying a lot
04:12 Dec 20 2010
Times Read: 672
I'm almost out of gum
04:12 Dec 20 2010
Times Read: 673
dear facebook...i wish you wouldn't change the time format on things...
it just causes confusion and trouble...
from...
a pissy facebook user who plans on deleting her facebook in 5....4...3....NOW!
04:06 Dec 20 2010
Times Read: 674
i don't like it when boyfriend is sad
04:05 Dec 20 2010
Times Read: 675
man...yogurt is awesome
04:05 Dec 20 2010
Times Read: 676
lol at people who don't fluently speak languages but think reciting one liners and using translators is close enough...
You don't need to have gas or electric heat...01:34 Dec 18 2010
Times Read: 683
when you have liquor...
Look at me!01:33 Dec 18 2010
Times Read: 684
Re-rating my ass off!
00:48 Dec 18 2010
Times Read: 685
Poor VR...my computer still hates me
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