BBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT!
just sayin :D
*giggles at PD*
i cant sleep lol
not that that is anything unusual .. how many journal entries are about how i wake up at odd hours and cant go back to sleep ..
but
tonight
there are ....
lil eyes
lookin at meh
o.0
CUTE lil eyes they are ..
but its kinda weird anyway lol
actually...
one set of them ..i wanna get out and play with SOOOOOO BAD lmao
o.0
thats right... i said it and YOU READ it right!
not only that,,,, i swallowed :P
AND ...
i played with his snake,,,
i rubbed it and petted it and let it play all over me ...
and before the night was over....
i even ate his banana ...
OVER ICE CREAM !!!
so ..
take that bishes :P
hahahhahahah
PD: Then I busted out with,,, well its one thing when you know its going to be in your mouth.... and something else when a random fucking pube tries to sneak its way inn *shudders*
PD: she lost it
KK: ROFLMMFAO!!!
KK: now ..
KK: my tongue feels hairy
KK: :-/
PD: o.o
PD: should I be skerrd
PD: ?
it hadda be shared :P
COMMENTS
hahahahaha I love you
I have no idea how I clicked submit... stoopid meds.
ANyway... I should spank your ass for that one!
And it is dirty!!!! I don't like strangers phunky foreign parts... especially when they tries to sneaks inside your mouth. o.0
HAHAHahhahahaha ....
i love you too LMAO!
i deplore waking up with a headache...
and no lol i didnt drink last night lol
whats odd is its a headache... with a nose bleed..
(hold up cross and holy water to keep the vamps back)(LMAO come on that was FUNNY!!!)
i'm thinking its tension ...pure and simple ...
jon and bunka both get nose bleeds in periodsof hish stress or tension ... guess MOM can too if she wants too lol
so ... i dreamed about a spider last night/this morning... and most of you know i do NOT LIKE spiders... Bunka kills the spiders in my house lol or takes them out and sets them free... i HATE THE LIL FUCKERS with a passion ...
in my dream, i had one as a pet... one of those uber ugly brown WATER SPIDERS.. and i was taking her out to set her free (dont ask me .. i dreamed it but i dunno WTF was going on lmao) and it was like .. me and a BUNCHA people going out to set this stupid spider free... but i dont know WHO the other people were...
and then suddenly... once i let it go .. i was scared of it (back to normal for T lol) ... and like .. trying to hide behind the other people so it couldnt get me ... EVEN THOUGH it wasnt trying ..
the last thin i remember is someone saying "LOOK... shes gone .." and peeked out from behind someone . and saw her going into a crevice in a rock wall .. only to see a BIGGER spider... headed towards the crevice too ... and freaking out cuz it was even bigger lolol.. and ..
i woke up ..
i looked the dream up online, and as usual .. NOTHING similar to my dream is listed... so i still dunno wtf that was all about...
nor do i know why i felt the need to share it here LMFAO!
maybe the spider gave me the headache !!
ARG !! see why i hate the lil bastids !! haha
COMMENTS
omfg your losing the plot only one way to cure spider dreams
you need a good dose of Juan
sure that will cure all your problems..lol maybe curl your toes toooooooooo
OMFG !!! YER RIGHT !!!! hahahahhahaa
Deaths Toilet ?!?!
come ON !
COMMENTS
what !!!! has my ex been and killed one of your toilets..
damn that man...
ROFLMMFAO !!
its a thread in the main forum ...
*rolls eyes*
i just ..
o.O
If pottys looked like that MM, women would lock themselves in the bathroom as much as teenage boys do. lol
That scares the shit out of me...
eating egg rolls
watching CSI Miami ...
finding out that Horatio Caine IS NOT dead...
its a good night :)
anyone else notice that i get "rambly" when im stressed??
lol
so i opted for a nice long soak in a tub of hawt water instead of the shower... it felt good, and i am half dressed at least lol .. still have the makeup to go .. and ima put a lil of the blue coloring in my hair for today lmao (dont worry its temporary.. washes out)
*sigh*
im watching cartoons .. egads!
whurrs muh Moonie :(
it amazes me some of the ones of a sexual nature ..
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* In Alabama, prison guards are forbidden from referring to their spouses as "the old ball 'n' chain."
* In Los Angeles, it's illegal for a waiter to tell a customer "I'm really an actor."
* In Indiana, it's against the law to dress "Barbie" in "Ken's" clothes.
* In Sedona, Ariz., it's illegal to lie about your astrological sign.
* In Texas, it's illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun.
* In Samoa, it's a crime to forget your wife's birthday.
* In Australia, it's illegal to name any animal you plan to eat.
* In Cannes, France, it's illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask.
* In New Jersey, answering a traffic cop who asks "Do you know why I pulled you over?" by saying, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you" is an automatic $300 fine.
* In Kentucky, it's illegal to paint your lawn red.
* In Portugal, it's against the law to pee in the ocean.
* In Connecticut, night watchmen are forbidden from drinking decaf coffee while working.
* In Vermont, it's illegal to pick your nose and stick the pickings under a table.
* In Tennessee, it's illegal to tell someone to quit smoking.
* In Oregon, donut holes must be at least an 1/8th inch in diameter.
* In Georgia, it's illegal to teach a child under 5 the words "penis" and "vagina."
* Unmarried women are not allowed to buy edible panties in South Carolina.
* In Italy, anyone considered "obese" is forbidden from wearing polyester.
* It's illegal to tear a phone book in half in Montana.
* Anyone caught selling a "smoothie" that has lumps is breaking the law in California.
* In Arkansas, it's illegal for a woman getting married for the second time to wear a white wedding gown.
* In Pennsylvania, it's against the law to put a dollar on a string on the ground and yank it when someone tries to pick it up.
* In New York City, it's illegal for a restaurant to call it a "corned beef sandwich" if it's made with white bread and mayonnaise.
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this one isnt on th email .. its just one i know for a fact to be true lol ..
In Florence, Alabama (30 minutes from where i live), it is illegal for a woman to walk down Main Street, wearing pants ...
0.o
COMMENTS
And too think I was thinkingof moving to South Carolina ~ damn laws
Unmarried women are not allowed to buy edible panties in South Carolina.
ok there are some fmessed up laws that's for sure.
this one i have to see..lmao
* In Kentucky, it's illegal to paint your lawn red.
i KNOW hahaha
of course if you go with a nice indigo or turquoise.. your all good ?!?!?!
told to me by a customer in the store...
a lil old dood prolly about 80 !!!
"Do you know how to keep a dick hard?!?"
*giggles* ...."no .. tell me.."... *more giggles*
"DONT FUCK WITH IT !!!!"
*dies*
COMMENTS
wow not something i wanna think about. hahaha
ok besides for being grossed out and 80 yr old man said that
damn it was funny as hell..lol
i love it !!!!!!!!!!!
eating Beef and Broccoli
and watching Pirates Of The Caribbean II
not a bad way to spend a Saturday Night ..
right?
yeah ...
it sucks ..
lol
Created by OnePlusYou - Free Dating
COMMENTS
Hmmmm, free dating with an offer to calculate my value on a cold slab...intriguing.
its 4:18 in Kami-Land
i just watched THE HAPPY SONG video in Dylans Journal o.0
i cant sleep
and i am eating mac and cheese with real bacon crumbles in it ...
just sayin :)
PLEASE dear gawd ...
shoot me NOW!!
shit like this makes me remember why i STOPPED rating !!!!!
COMMENTS
I did wanna..wish I hadnt.
LMAO !! sorry hahhah
gawrrr....ugh.
I ain't going there! I hovered over it and saw who it was...seen her in someone else's journal already. I'm not putting myself through that again!
god........ i had to look..
my quote for the day ..lol
"i will piss in your cherrios!"
i scraped together change to pay for three more nights in the motel here ... ima tell sheila tomorrow that shes gonna hafta hire someone else.. FAST..
i can go ahead and stay here PROLLY Thursday and Friday nights and pay for them when i get my check on Friday ... but Saturday ima HAFTA get to Junction SOMEHOW ... with all my SHIT .. and get a bus ticket ..
im offa work Thursday and Friday ...
might see if Juan wants to hang out one of those nights ...
FUCK ima miss that man ...
and Sue ... omfg ...
dammit
just blah
i dunno whuts wrong with me ...
i mean LOL lawd knows theres a buncha BS going on .. but none of that is it ..
i just ...
FUCK
COMMENTS
* BIG HUGS
as for the fuck ..hmmmmmmm no thanks had one this morning ;)
*snorts*
hahahhaha... ok ok ok dammit .. i'll wait til later :)
*hugs*
a picture i took at work tonight ....
made me think of Moonie :)
i luff jooooooooooooooooo Mooooooooooooonie haha
COMMENTS
LOL
hahahah I love you baby!
hahaha priceless.
that Nista's nipples are googly ?!?!?
he called the store to make sure i was working before coming over .. awwwww..
he still had his sad face on :(
so of course i came out from behind the counter to get me some Juanito Luffs..
he's not gonna be able to go home for his cousins funeral ...
omfg
*epiphany*
Juan is a big part of why i am not quite ready to leave Colorado
*falls offa the bed*
smoke break over ...
time to go back to work ...
COMMENTS
awwwww
he does seem to feature in a lot of ur journal entries..lol
some things are getting worse..
to the point that it looks like i may be trying to get home in the next few days ...
im off work Friday, and i plan on spending it on the fone.. calling around for prices and such ...
not sure how i feel about going home just yet ..
i miss my babies so much it hurts ...
but theres something about here .. that .. im just not ready to leave yet ..
FUCK
time for me to walk out the door .. but before i do .. hadda share these *snippits* i got in an email ..
so ...
im watching TRANSFORMERS on HBO
i would MUCH rather see someone say the word *CUNT* in the VB .. than this ...
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*copied*
lol i will quote what i want plus with a knife if the particular victim has a nasty ass vadge you can use your own to make a brand new one on the for head nothing feels better then mashing brain with your penis i can tell you that
SHEEESSSHHHHHH ...
wheres the WONDER SUSPENDER now ?!?!??!
COMMENTS
So I wasn't alone in thinking this shit needs some censoring?
Good to know....
You mean
WONDER CUNT.
Not wonder suspender. :P
nope Abs lol yer DEFINENTLY not alone lol
and OMG Moonie haha yer right lol WONDERCUNT haha sorry lmfao
wonder suspenders were those rainbow suspenders that Mork wore in the 80's...made ya wonder if peeps were gay when they wore them...
I think we are wondering where the "you are suspended *smile*" dominar is, right? Cuz...damn.
i cant sleep
ive journal whored
ive played with stikkis ball
the ball Nista gave him no less ...
and
i
still
cant
sleep
0.o
COMMENTS
Lie under a dripping tap so the drips hit your forehead again and again?
Wait....That's for insanity, not sleep...>. >
Nevermind! ^.^
ROFLMMFAO !!!!!!!!
i luff joo hahahaha
lemme put my balls on your forehead for just a sec....
.....
there :)
work went great... was fun of course working with Sue ..
Juan came in to check on my eye lol
in fact.. several regulars came in saying something to the affect of "You weren't here last night so i came back to see how you were doing..." :)
Melly and Bunka sent me several texts tonight .. all "I luff you's" and "I miss you's" :(
Sue bought me some awesome earrings at Rock Jam! Heres a pic.. with a regular Bic lighter for size comparison lol
and they look really good with muh dark hair :P
and
i am sleepy
-.-
i
juss
LUFF
the
word
fellatio :)
ALMOST as i luff the word ...
cunnilingus
just sayin :)
almost time to start getting ready for work ....
yeah .. i am going today ...
the eye is better.. still swollen but NOT like it was... its starting to be itchy ... which my Nanny always says means its getting better...
so i might even go as far as wearing make up ! *gasp* .. and just keep it away from the eye....
the extra day off was nice ... dont get me wrong .. but i miss my folks....
so yeah.... i do think of odd things as i stand there letting the water wash the conditioner outta muh hair ...
like for instance, i'm almost positive that whoever does the voice of the mom on Family Guy, also did the voice for Jokey Smurf.
The pants that David Bowie wore in the movie "The Labyrinth" ... should be in The Smithsonian Institute, next to Fonzie's Leather Jacket.
They really should start playing re-runs of "The Electric Company".. it was an awesome kids show !
Sometimes, i am just TOO nice... really .. seriously! Sometimes when i have every right to TOTALLY LOSE CONTROL .. i jess walk away .. i should really work on that lol
Warm water and being lathered up with soap and shampoo.. is an awesome thing .. lol
Loki ish gunna lick muh eyeball !!
COMMENTS
yes i is going to likz joor eyeball
see !!!!?!?!
lol
Oh gawd...
He has been saying that about Raz for a long time now. XD
i reckon ima hafta change my rating stamp lol
too many people DONT read the whole thing and DO end up with thier panties/boxers ina bunch ...
and i dun like people being upset wiff meh lol
COMMENTS
Don't change it. Just tell them to eat shit.
Those who do not take the time to get all of the facts before voicing opinions lose all right to own that opinion.
Stamp me,baby.
What Nista said! Jeebers!
It doesn't take THAT much effort to read an entire stamp...'sides, if people are getting all offended about that they really ought to harden up! ^.^
thank you dears :)
joo has both been stampededed :)
up to put more drops in my eye..
the swelling has moved over to the outside of the eye now, not just the inside corner ...
it looks rough
it feels worse
i may end up going home sooner than i planned ..
on the fone with my son Jon now:)
at least he doesnt cry lol
3:53 ina morning
the accursed eye woke me up, so while up i put in more drops, and applied another warm compress (yes Loki i pay attention lol)
i dread work tonight lol .. cuz ima battle with muhself on whether or not to put on makeup ...
okies
ima try to go back to sleep now i guess ..
ack !
and now gigglin muh ass off at MysticMoon lol
you wanna update?? *giggles and snorts again*
ok ok ok
he came in the store tonight.. er.. technically LAST NIGHT .. while i was working .. pulled me out from behind the counter for a hug even though he was in a hurry .. he just stopped in to see me.. he was working (he drives a truck for one of the oil rigs here)
he apologized for not getting to come by the other night, but he had ended up working longer than he thought ... he asked when my next night off was and i told him .. heh .. its tonight (Sunday night)
so .. now yer caught up on the Jeff thing lol
my eye still effin hurts .. and i should really try to get some sleep ..
but i cant :(
i've cleaned my room, ive got my dirty towels and garbage out for the house keeping crew .. i havent made my bed, but that would be a mute point anyway ... i made cappucino and am drinking my second cup (wonder why i cant slep NOW haha)..
im waiting another hour or so .. then ima call Bunka and Melly ..
my dad and son are leaving home today to go to Memphis to work ... good thing about that is its close enough to home that they can come home on the weekends... LOL Melly told me the other day that they all call JonChase "MR MONEYBAGS" now lolololol
and NOTHING worth a POOT comes on tv this early on a Sunday Morning in Colorado ... just sayin lol
it
FUCKING
hurts
when i went to bed last night, it had started hurting a lil bit.. but it also felt like the swelling was going down...
now its 3:40 am in KamiLand, and it woke me UP hurting .. and the swelling is DEFINENTLY NOT going down
it
FUUUUCKING
hurts :(
id cry lol but i figure that would make it worse..
if my Bunka was here, or rather if i was with her, she'd pet me and snug me up and make it all better....
oh gawd i want my babies :(
fucking colorado
fucking eye
fucking people
well.. i just solved one mystery ..
the tear duct isnt clogged... it works fine lol
im on a smoke break from work...
Bunka is on my mind hard tonight .. after the way she cried yesterday on the fone
my eye doesnt hurt as bad.. not sure if its getting better, or just reacting to the ibuprofen i took ..
work is kinda slow .. everyone is at ROCK JAM .. dammit
OH HAHAH .. Kid Rick PROLLY isnt gonna be there.. he got busted with two POUNDS of cocaine LMAO!!
Joan will make up for it though ... lol
Dean promised me pictures .. lol hope he's not wanting *any*thing in return lol ... bless his heart lol
well... its been interesting to say the LEAST... since my last journal entry a lil while ago ..
i made another image... this one a present for my friend Daggi ... she's German, and i am a fan of her work .. she is one of THE BEST tubers out there, and i made her a tag with an image that she tubed for me.
Sooooo anyway ... i was typing up an entry, explaining how much i admire her, and how cool it is to be friends with her now that shes joined DarkMysery... when theres a knock at my door ...
the first thing i do is think WTF?!?!
the second thing i do is look at the clock.. 5:10
the third thing i do is think .. WTF ?!?
next i pop outta bed and pull on some pants, and go peek out the peephole. . . . .
and theres stands... Jeff :)
i opened the door, and he immediately wrapped his arms around me lol barely giving me time to say HEY whacha doin ?!?! lol .. and before i could get the giggle out, he was walking me backwards into the room and kicking the door shut behind us!
*gasp*
He spun me around then and pushed me (JUST roughly enough heh) back up against the door.. his hands went around my wrist and he lifted them above my head, pinning me to the door with his body and leaning in to whisper ...
"Miss me?"
i didnt get a chance to answer him ... because just as i parted my lips to speak, he leaned down and pressed his lips to mine, snaking his tongue into my mouth for one VERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY hawt kiss, then he pulled back slightly and whispered again. . . .
"I'll take that as a yes"
LMAO ! fucking men lol
he asked what i was doing up so early, to which i explained that i hadn't been to sleep yet lol and he was appropriately shocked lmfao
he told me he was waiting on his ride to work and only had a few minutes, but that since he had lost my fone number, and was here anyway, he wanted to stop by and see what i was doing tonight *eeps*
i gage him my number again, and told him i hadnt decided yet what i wanted to do ... i told him about Debra mentioning going out, and i even told him about Todd... and he POUTED omfg lol
"Are you gonna go out with him?!?!" he asked, putting his arms around me again.
"I told you i havent decided yet, i just met Todd and i dunno about hanging out with him alone just yet, and im not really sure i am up to a night of drinking when i have to go to work the next day."
He smiled and kissed me again and said "Well, you havent just met ME, and we've already hung out alone before and i will make up your mind for you ... (here he smiled all sweet and kissed me AGAIN omg) .. tonight you're gonna be with ME."
We talked a lil longer, him constantly watching the clock so he wouldnt miss his ride lol... we kissed a GOOD BIT more lol ..
SOOOoo .. i guess i had better get some sleep, cuz some time today i gotta do laundry, so i will have some of my nicer clothes to wear tonight ..
WHAT EVER i decide to do lololol....
i prolly will hang out with Jeff... he seems nice, and he seems interested lol bless his heart he hasnt given up yet, despite the fact that ... well... nothing major has happened lol...
and i AM pretty sure that he will come back .. he *accidently* left his sunglasses lol
yeah .. im getting wobbly.. i needa lay down lol
OH YEAH .. that image i made for Daggi ...
:P
COMMENTS
* cough errrrrrrrmm no updates on Jeff you cant leave something like this and not follow through......
ya killen me......
but i was wrong lol
so i got up and re-dressed, and went down to the store.. hung out with Jonathan and Cherry... and . i met Todd :)
Todd seems like a really nice guy, asked me what i was doin tomorrow night, and if i would be interested in a movie and some company for my second night off lol... and i might just take him up on the offer! :)
i actually have several choices for tomorrow night now ... i can sit home as i had originally planned, i can go bar hopping with Debra, or i can hang with Todd and watch a movie and drink .. lol ..
jebus its 3:10 now lol .. i came back up stairs, cuz i was getting sleepy, and now that i am back up here in the room, im NOT
dammit
lol
*looks over at the sleeping pill*
nah
maybe i will write, or better yet .... delve into PSP :)
gawd dammit and i am awake
in fact, i have been awake since 4:00 am on the dot.
dont ask me cuz i dunno .. lol .. perhaps its the curse of the 4am fucktard!
didnt do the Looper thing like i had planned yesterday... so i GOTTA do it today.. i need a few things here in the room, and i gotta see about shipping some things home... gawd thats gonna take a bundle..
Jeff came in the store last night, well yesterday afternoon .. he doesnt know what all has been going on, as he has been in Texas working for a while now, so of course he doesnt know i may be going home soon.. and i havent seen Chris in forever ... he may have gone back to Utah for all i know ..
i dont work tonight or tomorrow night, and i HAD planned on getting ripped up drunk after work last night lol .. but was just too tired ... perhaps tonight.
i was actually invited to *looks around with shifty eyes* do some cocaine last night ... lol not my cuppa tea .. as long as i dated and then lived with Gypsy, the Coke King, i never did it .. not gonna start now... hell its been ages since i smoked any pot lmao .. can you imagine what something as strong as COKE would do to my ass .. okay no wait .. DONT imagine it ... lets not go there lmfao
YESH i am rambling... its way to early to be awake, and i am hyper as hell. About the time i wanna be going to town..erm... the store.. is prolly about when i will finally get sleepy again lololol
part of me is seriously considering just hanging here in the motel room all day and not getting out at all, but quite honestly i am sick and FUCKING tired of the food at the store.. and i wanna get something from the deli, or something i can nuke here in the rook lol...
GAWD to have a fucking stove !!
i would love some of my homemade chicken fingers... or steak and rice like Bunka luffs... mmmmm
oooohhhh Bunka ... Melly called me the other day, and i talked to both of them... jebus fucking christ on a CRUTCH if i ever get back to Bama i am never leaving my babies again ... I SWEAR !!
Im listening to Travis ... i luff this song .. "Rub Off On Me" ... lol .. makes me think of Moonie hahahaha... but even Travis cant seem to lift muh spirits this morning .... i miss my babies ..
*sigh*
i just came from rating the most ANNOYING profile i have ever seen on VR lmfao!
no im NOT gonna give you her name .. but i will describe it for you
FIRST of all... she gave me an 8 .. hey .. no biggie, we all have opinions and assholes... but being the nosey bitch i am i hadda go check out her profile :)
first of all... her lil pop up before you can enter her profile .. was just plain STUPID lmfao ... but thats cool.. what ever hun ..
then i get on the profile....
YIKES!!!
Shes put in a title code, and it flashes so fast up at the top that .. well i have NO FUCKING CLUE what she was trying to say ... and then there was some kinda animation in the menu boxes on the side that was .. just.annoying.and.kept.me.from.wanting.to.read.her.profile.
images were slow loading
if it said anything i dont remember, cuz i was trying to avoid the seizure the flashing title was trying to cause and the animation thingies ..
i skipped to the bottom of the page, praying tunnel vision would set in .. and rated her a nine...
i am sure she put alot of work into it .... so it DID deserve a decent rating i GUESS... but i couldnt give her a ten... she nearly BLINDED me dammnmit!!!...
and *smiles* i just aint into the revenge rating thing *giggles*
i wake up at 6am to a REALLY ANNOYING noise...
only to realize that its the FUCKING ALARM CLOCK!
WHO the fuck sets an alarm and leaves it set when they check OUT of a hotel room?? aarrrgggg!!
and of course now i am wide the FUCK awake... dammit.....
i work tonight .. with WHO i dunno.. Sue i HOPE, but i am not sure.. possibly Cindy O. ..
i have tonight, and tomorrow night for sure, here in my own room, then i have to decide whether or not ima pay for a couple more nights, or if ima go ahead and bunk up with April and Jeremy
i think ima call the Looper Dood today, and see if he will come take me to the dollar store, or at least the grocery store.. just to get a few things, and that way i dont have to bother/impose on anyone else, and can still get done, things i needa do for myself...
MAN i dont wanna be awake ... lol .. fucking alarm clock!
working with Juan tonight ..
which is always fun lol
just sayin :)
ROFLMMFGDAO !!!!!
and the best for last....
lots to do today ...
i am about to get started, but i need a lil wake up time lol....
so i am here for a few, and also checking my email ..
got a few messages to write .. yadda yadda .. lol
(mmmm mt dew first thing ina morning.. gotta luff it! lol)
so .. cut me some slack if i dont respond today .. might be tomorrow before i can get to some things :)
COMMENTS
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PhoenicianDream
15:21 Sep 29 2008
O:)
*tries to look innocent*
is it working?
KamarillaKaine
18:48 Sep 29 2008
i'd say it worked yeah lol
hhahahahha