AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! The gala for the Center is in 3 days! The gala is in 3 days! The gala is in 3 days! *runs around in circles*
Nervous...going crazy. Did I say, "nervous?"
Somebody tell me it's all going to be ok. SAY IT! SAY IT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
I've had to start writing things on the palm of my hand so I don't forget because so many things are having smackdown wrestling in my brain.
I currently have the words, "potty" and "About Face" written there. I only had a sharpie on hand, so when I leaned on my co-worker's desk, I left a backward imprint there that she's probably puzzling over now :)
It's a special show tonight. Grammar via Drag Queen! Aunty Jo, like all good teachers, knows that we often have to present the same material in new ways for all our special learners!
Before our special guest arrives, let's just review our nouns and verbs...
If you want to tell me about the air you pulled into your lungs, you'll need a noun...BREATH!
"Wow, he won't speak to me...I guess my BREATH is really bad."
"Take a deep BREATH, bend over and cough."
Yeah, now you're getting the hang of it!
If you want to tell me about the process of drawing that air in and out, you'll probably be shopping for a verb...BREATHE!
In your VR journal poetry, it should look something like this:
"When you bit my neck
I wept a single tear.
I could not BREATHE,
So I died. Aww heck."
Noun: breath (rhymes with death...also handy for VR poetry)
Verb: breathe (rhymes with seethe, teethe and sheathe)
Now, Take It Away, Ms Varla!!!!!!
COMMENTS
My morning smile just became bigger.
*raises hand*
You're going too fast. Can we go back to the chapter on "your" "you're" and "yore"?
thankth.
o.0 ~sits down like a TV zombie~ It is like a train wreck you can't look away from.
Can I take this class online teacher? Wait...*looks around*...uhh...nevermind.
:)
You gotta admit, drag queen teachers kick ass!
Can I subscribe....I'll pay in the colour of chocolate....wait, should that be color*chuckles*
COMMENTS
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ThothLestat
22:00 Nov 12 2009
psh.
It's gonna be okay.
Trust me.
Joli
23:39 Nov 12 2009
*lonnnng sigh* thank you. I feel better now :)
Vampirewitch39
00:52 Nov 13 2009
He said it before I could. :)
It is going to be fine Joli. It is going to be better then fine...it is going to ROCK!
Why?
Because you will get all you need done- done.
Because you will remember why you are doing it.
Because you have god and a whole lot of people beside you. Faith is a powerful thing.
Because you are doing this in LOVE.
You just need to let out a scream...loud and long...when it gets to much.
Well... it works for me. But then the people around me... hey! You left about face potty on someone's desk so I am not that crazy. :P
Joli
00:58 Nov 13 2009
Rat, do you know how much you make me smile? *smooch!*
birra
03:09 Nov 13 2009
How come I just pictured you running in circles like Carol Burnett yelling "WHADOIDO? WHADOIDO?"
You'll be fine. You're at the helm because everyone knows you have your ship together.
Me, on the other hand, I just bit a hole in my tongue eating a cracker... ouchie.
Irony
00:15 Nov 14 2009
It will all be ok:) I may call you in the next few days and leave messages on your answering machine. I always like doing that:)