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An old joke I came across

13:53 Nov 28 2014
Times Read: 456


Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.



Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.



Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.

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Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.







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veauclin
veauclin
13:56 Nov 28 2014

hahahahahaha hilarious :P specially after some of the chats we had





JetBlack
JetBlack
15:42 Nov 28 2014

Its ok I'll help support you too :P





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MasterMel2
MasterMel2
15:48 Nov 28 2014

PMSL* That was hilarious





JetBlack
JetBlack
11:28 Nov 29 2014

Hehehe.. it is bloody funny.





BADxMOONxRISING
BADxMOONxRISING
14:01 Nov 29 2014

ROFLMAO



I HAVENT LAUGHED LIKE THAT IN YEARS





Lilithmae
Lilithmae
00:06 Nov 30 2014

Ahahaha!!! LOVE it! :)





veauclin
veauclin
20:28 Dec 02 2014

thats world class :))) love it.





JetBlack
JetBlack
12:55 Dec 03 2014

Giggles :)





veauclin
veauclin
18:10 Dec 03 2014

you dont need the string though :P winks winks .





JetBlack
JetBlack
13:24 Dec 04 2014

You're right... the string wouldn't be strong enough to hold up it up :P teeheee





veauclin
veauclin
17:03 Dec 04 2014

well i was thinking that too





JetBlack
JetBlack
05:58 Dec 05 2014

Great minds think alike :)





veauclin
veauclin
20:54 Dec 05 2014

erm lol so do disturbed ones :P





JetBlack
JetBlack
01:05 Dec 06 2014

Haha... True... Not sure what class ours fall into :P





veauclin
veauclin
20:13 Dec 08 2014

a little bit of both i suspect





 

Net connection is down

14:01 Nov 27 2014
Times Read: 504


For those of you waiting for replies to your messages I'm sorry but you'll have to wait till I get my home net connection back. Using my phone to reply to messages totally SUX!

If you need to get in touch use FB the link is on my profile.

Hope you're all doing well. Catch ya soon.

^V^


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MasterMel2
MasterMel2
15:48 Nov 28 2014

OK got it





 

Fingers crossed I survive tonight

03:18 Nov 22 2014
Times Read: 624


The day has finally arrived. My daughter is on cloud nine and can hardly wait to leave. I how ever have other feelings. No motivation.

We're off to see a Katy Perry concert, needless to say I'm not a fan. It will be pure torture to my ears although seeing my precious daughter so happy will make the experience worth while. The things we put ourselves through for our children.





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lostxdreamsxofxglory
lostxdreamsxofxglory
04:43 Nov 22 2014

If that is the only hardship you must endure for your daughter, then might I suggest giving in to the music and enjoy the time with her. Cherish these times, you only get to have them once. Sing along with her, dance and live.





Lilithmae
Lilithmae
08:40 Nov 22 2014

Lol Have fun lovely! :P





veauclin
veauclin
14:35 Nov 22 2014

:))0 well done princess





JetBlack
JetBlack
01:28 Nov 24 2014

Answer: For all those that keep asking me YES I survived :)



I do cherish the time I spend out with my children :)





veauclin
veauclin
18:13 Nov 24 2014

lol only just survived :))). i keep telling you about the special memories :))). keep making them :))





JetBlack
JetBlack
23:40 Nov 24 2014

Shut up you!!



I know... I always have and always will :)





veauclin
veauclin
18:16 Nov 25 2014

chuckles winks





JetBlack
JetBlack
13:15 Nov 27 2014

Pulls the duct tape out!

You know where this will go :P





veauclin
veauclin
20:16 Nov 27 2014

in the bin ?? round your wrists:?





JetBlack
JetBlack
03:21 Nov 28 2014

How about across your mouth :P

Ohh imagine the peace and quiet I'd get :))))





veauclin
veauclin
20:28 Dec 02 2014

hmmmm you could try i guess not sure it would work :P





JetBlack
JetBlack
12:58 Dec 03 2014

Ohh I'd make it work :P





veauclin
veauclin
18:11 Dec 03 2014

you sure about that ???? hmmmmmmmm could be interesting





JetBlack
JetBlack
13:28 Dec 04 2014

Absolutely sure! Hell yes it would be interesting,





veauclin
veauclin
17:03 Dec 04 2014

i like the sound of this ::))))





JetBlack
JetBlack
06:00 Dec 05 2014

*winks*





veauclin
veauclin
20:55 Dec 05 2014

giggles





 

New addiction....Nutella!!

05:57 Nov 20 2014
Times Read: 666


How fucken good is this shit!!

Can't believe Its taken me 30 years to try it again!

First time I tried it I was around 8years old and it was pasted on bread made into a sandwich. God it was disgusting!



Now its another story. Love it!!



Bloody hell what have you got me into Mr Ian :D



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Lilithmae
Lilithmae
07:15 Nov 20 2014

Ooh thats some good stuff! Lol :)





JetBlack
JetBlack
12:04 Nov 20 2014

It most definitely is! My new chocolate love. LOL





veauclin
veauclin
14:36 Nov 22 2014

oh hell blame me :P thats how it is is it :P





JetBlack
JetBlack
01:25 Nov 24 2014

Well yeah... It was you that got me into trying it right? Now you had two new addicts to attack your jar with *pokes tongue out* Best thing ever though apart from you.. no comparison there. :)))





veauclin
veauclin
18:15 Nov 24 2014

ehhm ehhm i only told you that it is awesome if you use it the right way :))). you just been doing it all wrong till now. is not what you got its how you use it :P. ill share it no worries. takes a bow awww thank you :)) you have a whole level of your own on that front tasty tasty :))





JetBlack
JetBlack
09:28 Nov 25 2014

Yes you said awesome and got me hooked!!

OMG.. eating a spoonfull now LOL

Can't say I've been doing it all wrong when I only ever tried it as a little kid.

Tomorrows shopping list has nutella on it.

First jar didn't even last a week! ugh :P

Awww Thank you x





VampireMaster91
VampireMaster91
16:07 Nov 28 2014

Nutellas really good stuff I agree :-)





JetBlack
JetBlack
11:32 Nov 29 2014

:) It absolutely is!!





veauclin
veauclin
18:11 Dec 03 2014

im totally innocent





JetBlack
JetBlack
13:29 Dec 04 2014

Pffffffttttttttt errrr yeah right...





veauclin
veauclin
17:04 Dec 04 2014

but but but





JetBlack
JetBlack
06:01 Dec 05 2014

Ohh really... you going to say but??





veauclin
veauclin
20:56 Dec 05 2014

erm erm erm not sure yet ill think of something





JetBlack
JetBlack
01:02 Dec 06 2014

Giggles... Cat got your tongue??





veauclin
veauclin
20:13 Dec 08 2014

is that a trick question hehehehe . errrm maybeee





JetBlack
JetBlack
12:30 Dec 09 2014

Might be :P





veauclin
veauclin
17:43 Dec 09 2014

growls at you. i like cats :)))) theres one specific cat that can happily have my tongue





 

My new little tattoo

22:16 Nov 08 2014
Times Read: 835


Fits who I am perfectly.



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veauclin
veauclin
11:30 Nov 09 2014

its absolute perfection agreed. and it had to be :))). all the hours spent





JetBlack
JetBlack
12:49 Nov 09 2014

OMG so many bloody hours!! I'm surprised you are still sane after it. Anyway I have you to thank for helping me and being my support. *hugs*

Now all we need to do is work on the next one which will be something special :))





veauclin
veauclin
00:11 Nov 10 2014

oh oh oh oh ohoh so special :))))





JetBlack
JetBlack
01:51 Nov 10 2014

Yes it sure will be, can't wait :))





veauclin
veauclin
18:22 Nov 10 2014

exciting for sure most definately woop does happy dance with pom poms





JetBlack
JetBlack
11:14 Nov 11 2014

Don't forget to shave your legs next time!! Hehe :P





veauclin
veauclin
18:09 Nov 13 2014

lol yup yup yup sorry :). wont do as many backflips. the skirt dropping showed too much hair lol





JetBlack
JetBlack
02:30 Nov 14 2014

PML!!!! What sexy legs! Skirt?? what skirt I didn't see one at all, was too busy looking at something else. :P





veauclin
veauclin
16:58 Nov 14 2014

oh my goodness what on earth could you have been looking at





JetBlack
JetBlack
22:36 Nov 14 2014

Do I have to spell it out? teehee





veauclin
veauclin
13:44 Nov 15 2014

you good at spelling ???





JetBlack
JetBlack
21:21 Nov 15 2014

Yeah I am (typo's don't count) :P



Can you read?





veauclin
veauclin
12:35 Nov 16 2014

when my eyes are fully open yes :) . damn was going to pounce on the typos :P





JetBlack
JetBlack
12:49 Nov 16 2014

Haha I beat you to it :P



Ohh I know who is awake *winks*





veauclin
veauclin
20:34 Nov 16 2014

you did beat me to it lol. hahahahah yes indeed you know whos awake :P chuckles





JetBlack
JetBlack
07:25 Nov 17 2014

Living in the future gives me the upper hand usually :))

Teehee good morning Mr :)





veauclin
veauclin
18:36 Nov 17 2014

good morning sweetness:)) i will always allow you the upper hand





JetBlack
JetBlack
12:43 Nov 19 2014

Teehee so cute :)



We are equal baby. Always with everything





veauclin
veauclin
18:55 Nov 19 2014

apart from the fact im taller ahahahaha :PPP. but otherwise agreed :)))





JetBlack
JetBlack
03:05 Nov 20 2014

Haha...Thankfully your taller :D wouldn't be able to give me piggy backs otherwise






veauclin
veauclin
14:36 Nov 22 2014

bet you feel dead tall when you on my back hahahahah :P





JetBlack
JetBlack
01:29 Nov 24 2014

Yes I do :))

The again I'm already on top of the world :))





veauclin
veauclin
18:16 Nov 24 2014

always always always and everything





JetBlack
JetBlack
19:34 Nov 25 2014

and then some :)





veauclin
veauclin
20:17 Nov 27 2014

:P





JetBlack
JetBlack
03:23 Nov 28 2014

Pounces and Bites it :))





MasterMel2
MasterMel2
15:49 Nov 28 2014

I like that





JetBlack
JetBlack
11:33 Nov 29 2014

Thanks MasterMel :)





veauclin
veauclin
20:30 Dec 02 2014

bite bite bite bite bite growlssss





JetBlack
JetBlack
13:32 Dec 04 2014

PUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRSS and Scratches





veauclin
veauclin
17:05 Dec 04 2014

growls and rawwrs





JetBlack
JetBlack
06:05 Dec 05 2014

Ohhh Baby!! Mmmmmm





veauclin
veauclin
20:57 Dec 05 2014

heheheheh yummy





JetBlack
JetBlack
01:08 Dec 06 2014

Indeed! Very much so :)





veauclin
veauclin
17:44 Dec 09 2014

hmmm and whats the result of reduced points ?????





JetBlack
JetBlack
13:26 Dec 10 2014

Haha were you sleeping when you entered this comment?? You put your answer in the wrong post!! LOL



Ahh I'll deduct points for pffting at my vision. Points based interview. You'll get bonus if you turn up in the right uniform :P hehe





veauclin
veauclin
22:16 Dec 15 2014

eyes were half open grrrrrrrrrrr god fucking damnnnnnnnn





JetBlack
JetBlack
12:53 Dec 16 2014

Is that your best excuse?? LOL





 

My Stalker

13:26 Nov 01 2014
Times Read: 977


To my Stalker,

I know your always watching my every move.

I really don't care what you do, you can hate me, judge me, even talk behind my back.

I am who I am, the way I act, think, imagine, dream, dress, speak, love, look, and feel. Will always remain the same.





*The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves*


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veauclin
veauclin
10:55 Nov 02 2014

thats right :P i am watching you carefully. oh troublesome damn no doubt im trouble for sure :) winks





JetBlack
JetBlack
14:10 Nov 02 2014

Ohh you can watch me anytime *winks* Your trouble is always welcome.





veauclin
veauclin
18:19 Nov 02 2014

winks at you with my beady eye :))). trouble trouble trouble.





JetBlack
JetBlack
13:55 Nov 03 2014

Ohhh sexy!! shame you have to be Good :P Haha





veauclin
veauclin
23:06 Nov 04 2014

only for now lol winks





JetBlack
JetBlack
09:49 Nov 05 2014

Hehe.. Just waiting to hear those words.





veauclin
veauclin
20:35 Nov 05 2014

And you will ))) (once you have lost ) giggles





JetBlack
JetBlack
20:02 Nov 06 2014

Not a chance of that happening :))



I powered through last night so now I am unstoppable :))





veauclin
veauclin
12:28 Nov 08 2014

unstoppable ?? really ?? oh is that so. hahahahah we will see wont we winks





JetBlack
JetBlack
12:45 Nov 08 2014

Yeah we shall but I tell ya right now I'm weak :P~





veauclin
veauclin
11:31 Nov 09 2014

grins resistance is weak :))) eyes glow





JetBlack
JetBlack
12:40 Nov 09 2014

Ohh but is full of determination :)))



*powering through*





veauclin
veauclin
00:12 Nov 10 2014

wooooo hooooooooo POWAH :P





JetBlack
JetBlack
01:53 Nov 10 2014

LMAO!!



1 week down.. :P~

Ohh I'm so awesome LOL



So many temptations





veauclin
veauclin
18:23 Nov 10 2014

i think we both have done well :) a week is a long time :P specially with the temptations . black star i think





JetBlack
JetBlack
11:17 Nov 11 2014

Yes we have and I'm very proud of you :))



A Purple star for you xx





veauclin
veauclin
18:10 Nov 13 2014

so special :)) thank you so much





JetBlack
JetBlack
02:31 Nov 14 2014

You're always welcome sexy. :)






veauclin
veauclin
16:58 Nov 14 2014

blushessssssssss





JetBlack
JetBlack
02:04 Nov 15 2014

Awww So cute when you blush x





veauclin
veauclin
13:45 Nov 15 2014

as you know you have me blushing :)))





JetBlack
JetBlack
13:50 Nov 15 2014

Haha Love it!! Kisses your cheeks!





veauclin
veauclin
12:36 Nov 16 2014

melting melting





JetBlack
JetBlack
12:50 Nov 16 2014

Awww so special *cuddles*





veauclin
veauclin
18:57 Nov 19 2014

ok i have come to fill in a stalker application. where do i go to apply ??





JetBlack
JetBlack
03:18 Nov 20 2014

Hehe... if you'll just see my receptionist on your way through she'll give you all the forms you need.



We know how much you enjoy filling them in :P





veauclin
veauclin
14:38 Nov 22 2014

hahahahaha ok ill grab 6. if i show keeness and willing maybe ill get the job :P





JetBlack
JetBlack
01:33 Nov 24 2014

Holy crap you really are Keen. Should keep an eye on you.

Interviews will take place next week.





veauclin
veauclin
18:17 Nov 24 2014

wahahahahaha keep watching dont want to miss anything :P am full of surprises afterall. oh next week formal interviews. do i need a uniform ?





JetBlack
JetBlack
13:11 Nov 27 2014

Ohh you most def are full of surprises. :)

No uniforn is needed, you know what uniform I like :)

Good luck with the Interview :P





veauclin
veauclin
20:18 Nov 27 2014

heheheh yes yes i know what uniform you like indeed:P. thanks for the good luck wishes . go easy on me :). im not good with interviews





JetBlack
JetBlack
03:26 Nov 28 2014

Interview time is 9.30pm Wednesday. Please wear the appropriate atire *winks* I'm sure you'll do just fine :)





veauclin
veauclin
20:31 Dec 02 2014

i will be ready. no problem atall :P a breeze





JetBlack
JetBlack
13:19 Dec 04 2014

Just to clear things up yes NAKED NAKED NAKED :P





veauclin
veauclin
17:06 Dec 04 2014

aha i see i see :))))





JetBlack
JetBlack
00:01 Dec 05 2014

Ahhh I will see :))





veauclin
veauclin
20:59 Dec 05 2014

not so sure with your granny eyes





JetBlack
JetBlack
01:13 Dec 06 2014

Ahhh my granny eyes?? Hmm I'm pretty we have discussed this before MR!

Looks are you with 20/20 vision.





veauclin
veauclin
20:15 Dec 08 2014

pfffttt pffffttt pfffftttt lol





JetBlack
JetBlack
12:35 Dec 09 2014

I'm going to have to deduct some interview points for all the pfffttting!








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