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I don't know how. I made it home, but I did. I come out of work after a late shift. And somehow knew my rear passenger tire was flat. I wasn't surprised. I heard a noise on the way. And stopped in the dirt And tapped the tires with my wooden AZ Diamondacks clubber. And it seemed fine, but noooooo. So I didn't get on the freeway and took the route. That I knew to go. Just me and machine in the black of night. Enjoying the solitude of traveling in the middle of nowhere.
I stopped along the way at a free air pump, and. A truck was already there. I figured it's just me and this guy out in the middle of nowhere. So he stared at me. While I just pumped my tire up with my a bicycle pump. Instead of wasting time waiting. That thing comes in handy in a emergency. It just tells me I'm going to have to invest in more car stuff now. Like a scissor jack I can keep in the trunk that doesn't weigh 40 pounds. Like my old steel jack I found randomly.

I just called into to work, at a place that I do not work.
I called up the local Kroger and said I'm not going to be able to make it in. This evening to run the U-scan machine. I gave my name and said I'm going to go shop at the Safeway instead tonight. The woman repeated the fake name. And said "I'm so confused". Bahahahahaha!
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Cadrewolf2
00:37 Oct 10 2024

lol

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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
21:28 Oct 10 2024

lol!!!

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