from: xxx@yahoo.com
to: vampire.rave.support@gmail.com
date: Sat, Mar 26, 2011 at 8:09 PM
Hi there,
I am not sure how to ask about this, but a friend is selling a condo in Washington DC, and it's next to two cemeteries. I thought this would be great for a vampire.
Here is the MRIS: DC7542259. If you have any links or forums you think may get the word out, please reach back to my yahoo account.
Flor Tenebrosa
From: IPA2casting@sirensmedia.com
Reply-to: IPA2casting@sirensmedia.com
Date: Fri, Mar 25, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Name: Amy Doyle
I am working on a television series for a major cable network and I am looking for pregnant vampires. Is there anyone in your group who might be able to help me?
Thanks!
COMMENTS
I can give it a shot!
hides behind Morrigon *pushing her forward*
You go girl, it's brave to volunteer!
Must be something in the water! Don't drink it! LOL
It is so good of you to share these opportunities with us!
I'd consider volunteering, but I sure as hell ain't dressing up as a chick, let alone a pregnant one. ;)
Thanks Cancer, I need another reason to get pregnant.
Wait, they think vampires could get pregnant?
XP
heh heh
I love stupid people.
Sounds like a Maury show topic: Pregnant Vampires...who's the daddy?
vampire preggies? oh no does this mean, the anti-christ is going to be born?
COMMENTS
AWESOME! hahaha!
...please don't die 'cause, really, who would take your place?
I better hurry up and post this then.
*blinks* Uhm..wait...aren't vampires immortal?
*eats a cherry and wonders what trouble she can cause in 5 seconds*
Haha funny.
*cues the Mission Impossible theme song*
5.....4.....3.....2.... outch!! now where is ..... ok 1.... I got it I got it I got it!!
-hooks up wire to Cancer and big generator- now you wont die... hum might hurt a bit... nut you wont die XD
WOW.....just ....I am speechless.
WOW! I am just utterly devastated!! O.o
You're sense of wit is amazing. Thank you.
oh No ! you just broke Someone's little heart.
Isn't that the same yutz who wanted to be an admin awhile back?
You should have told him that you needed to log on every hour on the hour and that the server is linked to your heartbeat, you flatline, Vr flatlines.
All the Master Vampires must make ritual sacrifices to entice Cancer to return to Vampire Rave so we do not face ultimate destruction.
*staring at u*
Dude I feel cheated! I was told blow jobs and steak were needed to keep vr going :-/
Ritual sacrifices would have been so much more fun, and I would have saved $$ that I used for mouth wash.
*staring at Sahahria*
And everyone *thought* I was such a goody goody- thanks Sahahria for fucking my world up.
lol
o.O
*giggles as she awaits impending doom of "zapping"*
will I dream?
- Hal
Now I really know what has gone on during site hick-ups. I'm glad to find out that you're in super good health practically all the time, Cancer.
This guy asked me to join his group on Sci-Fi. He doesn't know how to SELL his group for one thing.
On other news:
His kismet is the long and short of this message.
We have our very own tsunami. Head for the hills .....!!!
I think it is the same guy.
Wounder if he realized he's not an admin.
Why do I suddenly have a picture of "Iron Man" with your face on it?
Lol..... *whispers* ...Seven Days......
Just makes me think of The Ring.
I have nothing to add, between the self-destruction and ritual sacrifices I'm laughing too hard!
~thats like totally bummer dude~
I'm going to start adding *stares at u* to all my messages from now on. I think he's onto something there...very effective.
:D
COMMENTS
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CryingMist
04:16 Mar 27 2011
a deal worth 'dying' for at a 'dead' end street ;)
NocturnalMistress
04:27 Mar 27 2011
Wow.
Bones
04:30 Mar 27 2011
Spam. Don't you love it?!
ToxicKitten
04:45 Mar 27 2011
Lol.
Why would that be good?
No live prey.
Joli
04:48 Mar 27 2011
She just wants a reach back.
Indulgence
05:11 Mar 27 2011
They're all pretty dead in DC anyways, aren't they?
xRobin3x
05:53 Mar 27 2011
Meh, not far to go for spare parts???
BLOODLIFE
10:18 Mar 27 2011
Great sales angle!
MDLIVE13
13:47 Mar 27 2011
*Scratches head* ... WTF?