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Email Gem

04:12 Mar 27 2011
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from: xxx@yahoo.com

to: vampire.rave.support@gmail.com

date: Sat, Mar 26, 2011 at 8:09 PM





Hi there,



I am not sure how to ask about this, but a friend is selling a condo in Washington DC, and it's next to two cemeteries. I thought this would be great for a vampire.



Here is the MRIS: DC7542259. If you have any links or forums you think may get the word out, please reach back to my yahoo account.



Flor Tenebrosa


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CryingMist
CryingMist
04:16 Mar 27 2011

a deal worth 'dying' for at a 'dead' end street ;)





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
04:27 Mar 27 2011

Wow.





Bones
Bones
04:30 Mar 27 2011

Spam. Don't you love it?!





ToxicKitten
ToxicKitten
04:45 Mar 27 2011

Lol.

Why would that be good?

No live prey.





Joli
Joli
04:48 Mar 27 2011

She just wants a reach back.





Indulgence
Indulgence
05:11 Mar 27 2011

They're all pretty dead in DC anyways, aren't they?





xRobin3x
xRobin3x
05:53 Mar 27 2011

Meh, not far to go for spare parts???





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
10:18 Mar 27 2011

Great sales angle!





MDLIVE13
MDLIVE13
13:47 Mar 27 2011

*Scratches head* ... WTF?





 

If you're a prego vamp....

17:24 Mar 25 2011
Times Read: 1,027


From: IPA2casting@sirensmedia.com

Reply-to: IPA2casting@sirensmedia.com

Date: Fri, Mar 25, 2011 at 9:07 AM

Name: Amy Doyle



I am working on a television series for a major cable network and I am looking for pregnant vampires. Is there anyone in your group who might be able to help me?



Thanks!


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Morrigon
Morrigon
17:55 Mar 25 2011

I can give it a shot!





Nightgame
Nightgame
18:01 Mar 25 2011

hides behind Morrigon *pushing her forward*

You go girl, it's brave to volunteer!





Raina
Raina
20:35 Mar 25 2011

Must be something in the water! Don't drink it! LOL





Joli
Joli
22:23 Mar 25 2011

It is so good of you to share these opportunities with us!





Bones
Bones
00:23 Mar 26 2011

I'd consider volunteering, but I sure as hell ain't dressing up as a chick, let alone a pregnant one. ;)





meeper
meeper
05:20 Mar 26 2011

Thanks Cancer, I need another reason to get pregnant.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
04:24 Mar 27 2011

Wait, they think vampires could get pregnant?



XP



heh heh



I love stupid people.





Indulgence
Indulgence
05:12 Mar 27 2011

Sounds like a Maury show topic: Pregnant Vampires...who's the daddy?





deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
16:06 Mar 27 2011

vampire preggies? oh no does this mean, the anti-christ is going to be born?





 

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21:14 Mar 14 2011
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Message To: eternitypoision



Everything.



On 21:04:34 Mar 14 2011 (-0 GMT) eternitypoision wrote:



Dude U r very smart.. I wont disturb u longer.. Just tell Me the whole Dark network will crash and turn into trash.. Or only VR will b delete.. I mean scifi and power punks will also delete itself..?*staring at u*



On 21:00:22 Mar 14 2011 (-0 GMT) Cancer wrote:



I have to log into VR no less than once every 7 days. If I fail to log in, the site deletes itself. It's a security measure I put in place.



If 7 days passes and I don't log in, the site assumes I am dead. The site then deletes itself.



On 20:49:43 Mar 14 2011 (-0 GMT) eternitypoision wrote:



Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope.. So I hope.. U should think M 18yrs old not a fool.. VR cannot be destroyed.. Its a Family.. Hope u know dat.. Its not just a site to cyber around.. If u r serious.. Please Dont Mess with VR.. Its a request..



On 20:42:25 Mar 14 2011 (-0 GMT) Cancer wrote:



When I die, VR is programmed to self-destruct.



On 20:41:46 Mar 14 2011 (-0 GMT) eternitypoision wrote:



Dude.. I have read your Profile almost 3 times.. And just wanted to ask you something about VR.. Right now you are The Prince.. But After U die.. Who will Be the Prince... Just a little curious.. I know u wont reply as usual but think abt it.. Its a group question..

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Selkie
Selkie
21:18 Mar 14 2011

AWESOME! hahaha!



...please don't die 'cause, really, who would take your place?





tr1n1ty01
tr1n1ty01
21:20 Mar 14 2011

I better hurry up and post this then.





xxPAYNExx
xxPAYNExx
21:46 Mar 14 2011

*blinks* Uhm..wait...aren't vampires immortal?



*eats a cherry and wonders what trouble she can cause in 5 seconds*





Oceanne
Oceanne
22:11 Mar 14 2011

Haha funny.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
22:23 Mar 14 2011

*cues the Mission Impossible theme song*





CryingMist
CryingMist
22:29 Mar 14 2011

5.....4.....3.....2.... outch!! now where is ..... ok 1.... I got it I got it I got it!!



-hooks up wire to Cancer and big generator- now you wont die... hum might hurt a bit... nut you wont die XD





PandorasBx
PandorasBx
23:05 Mar 14 2011

WOW.....just ....I am speechless.





LadyKrystalynDarkstar
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
23:18 Mar 14 2011

WOW! I am just utterly devastated!! O.o



You're sense of wit is amazing. Thank you.





ladySnowStrixx
ladySnowStrixx
23:34 Mar 14 2011

oh No ! you just broke Someone's little heart.





CarnelianMyst
CarnelianMyst
23:51 Mar 14 2011

Isn't that the same yutz who wanted to be an admin awhile back?





Daire
Daire
00:31 Mar 15 2011

You should have told him that you needed to log on every hour on the hour and that the server is linked to your heartbeat, you flatline, Vr flatlines.





Morrigon
Morrigon
00:35 Mar 15 2011

All the Master Vampires must make ritual sacrifices to entice Cancer to return to Vampire Rave so we do not face ultimate destruction.



*staring at u*





sahahria
sahahria
00:43 Mar 15 2011

Dude I feel cheated! I was told blow jobs and steak were needed to keep vr going :-/



Ritual sacrifices would have been so much more fun, and I would have saved $$ that I used for mouth wash.





Morrigon
Morrigon
00:45 Mar 15 2011

*staring at Sahahria*





imagesinwords
imagesinwords
00:53 Mar 15 2011

And everyone *thought* I was such a goody goody- thanks Sahahria for fucking my world up.



lol





Khayman
Khayman
01:05 Mar 15 2011

o.O






sahahria
sahahria
01:10 Mar 15 2011

*giggles as she awaits impending doom of "zapping"*





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
02:03 Mar 15 2011

will I dream?

- Hal





meeper
meeper
02:15 Mar 15 2011

Now I really know what has gone on during site hick-ups. I'm glad to find out that you're in super good health practically all the time, Cancer.





King`Tarquin
King`Tarquin
08:11 Mar 15 2011

This guy asked me to join his group on Sci-Fi. He doesn't know how to SELL his group for one thing.



On other news:



His kismet is the long and short of this message.






BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
08:30 Mar 15 2011

We have our very own tsunami. Head for the hills .....!!!





ToxicKitten
ToxicKitten
22:36 Mar 15 2011

I think it is the same guy.



Wounder if he realized he's not an admin.





RedQueen
RedQueen
05:49 Mar 16 2011

Why do I suddenly have a picture of "Iron Man" with your face on it?





Zilaheteb
Zilaheteb
22:49 Mar 17 2011

Lol..... *whispers* ...Seven Days......



Just makes me think of The Ring.





Nightgame
Nightgame
17:52 Mar 25 2011

I have nothing to add, between the self-destruction and ritual sacrifices I'm laughing too hard!





LadyXblackXRose
LadyXblackXRose
19:12 Mar 25 2011

~thats like totally bummer dude~





Joli
Joli
22:26 Mar 25 2011

I'm going to start adding *stares at u* to all my messages from now on. I think he's onto something there...very effective.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
04:42 Mar 27 2011







Hah hah hah hah hah hah



That is the same person who thought they were an admin!



I am highly amused by this.



I mean, really?



Could someone really be that stupid?







Danijela
Danijela
22:10 Apr 11 2011

:D








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