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Hansel & Gretel's house

There was two kids

with a monster eating

Dragon who looked at

Katy Perry and vomited 🤢

and kissed a girl

and smiled at the

sun and continued

to walk a

long hallway amongst

the people who where

looking around at the

house to see if there were

any thing to eat

(4 words only *)

seeing zombies robbing brains 🧠

the slowly backed out

pursuing them from afar

werewolf's attacked the zombies

clawing out their eyes 👀

yet the witches came

Flying on their brooms

with unicorns attached too

them like sidecars, wildly

the flying monkees were

wearing ten-gallon hats astutely

Dive bombing Mario as

He rushed towards a

burning bridge wearing chaps

pokey used his tongue

out, and began crying.

Princess peach was chained

Down in the dungeons

and was really afraid

of losing her virginity

Bozer closed in on

jay-z in full drag

bouncing on a trampoline

Jumped so high he

Could reach into space

but still didn't understand

Beyoncé joining in too

Madonna started a fight

chimps flung poop all-over

Her dress yet she

fell on her face

and getting up again

She jumped on monkeys

and laughed her life away

While peter pan flew

***4 words only***

poopy Madonna went mad 😠 😡 😤

Elephant sprayed water at

anybody that was close

drenching the wicked witch

In tons of water

then laughed at her 🤣 🐘

Was she melted away

Only a shoe remained

The munchkins took it

And put it in

A bubble that floated

Into the heavens until

It pooped and fell

Popped and fell

making a big mess

that splattered allover Gotham 🦇

Poison Ivy was covered

In glitter and dots

Batman giggled and shot

Silly string and foam

all over her big

shoes that were spikey

and dress that sparkled

Like twilight movies that

Really totally suck. The...

Grinch flashed his badge

at Elvira who smirked 😏

Showed her melons and

then decided to take

His car and also

his french poodle 'Marlow' 🐩

While driving he hit

the blunt really hard

no sleep till Brooklyn

, but they'll stop in...

The town diner to

hopefully satisfy their munchies

Yet the pixie were

Playing tricks on everyone

they began seeing things

like unicorns and bears

that started roller skating

over the clouds and

Straight into lions den 🦁

where the cats rushed

And started happy dancing

And prepared to eat

souls of their enemies

They stoked the fire

but secretly put bugs

in the brains so

It made them hyper

They became sonic and

started to bounce over

a cocaine cotton-candy rush

where cheech and Chong

were hitting the bong

while evading the cops

and training adorable pugs

Black cats came in

the pugs killed them

Yet Godzilla stomped pugs

immortal pugs lived on!

And was taken to

their precious pug palace

They were stuffed and

They were stuffed and

beaten into oblivion. They

Marched on the kittens

clad in battle armor

with their short swords

And fuzzy shields that

wore Freddy Kruger masks

The marched into battle

with knives and saws

and dagger like claws

Riding tigers in battle

swinging their sexy bits

; meanwhile, they began to

advertise a local brothel

two for Tuesday specials

When a stranger appeared

When a stranger appeared

ready for some fun 👹

wearing their buttless chaps

and diamond nipple clamps

, feeling a bit of wetness

They changed their panties

to edible undies instead