"Many have undertaken to draw up an account of the things that have been fulfilled among us, just as they were handed down to us by those who from the first were eyewitnesses and servants of the Goth. Therefore, since I, PAGAN have carefully investigated everything from the beginning, it seemed good also to me to write an orderly account for you, so that you may know the certainty of the things you have been taught...and one more thing...Let the elders who rule well be considered worthy of double Honor, especially those who labour in preaching and teaching..."
For seven years, The Prince of the Dark Network had laboured long and hard with maintaining and creating new features.
He was a wise Prince. He foresaw the outcomes of each blessed new feature before He had even created it.
He knew that honor would be conferred upon those of great noteriety and badass attitudes (due to their demands and needs for attention) just as much as it would be conferred upon those of wisdom and intelligence so he created the new Honor system.
The little vampires, lycans, demons and otherkin flocked to the new feature while The Prince sat back and watched those of badass attitudes thrive even on fleeting Honor and negative points, because He knew that everything those 'vipers' and 'snakes' had done, had been done for attention. The Prince labeled them as unworthy even of the dreaded Mark of Shame.
Those who truly deserved honor and recognition for all their hard work sat right at the top of the Honor list. However...ugly trollz defiled some of the Honor pages of those at the top and used their stretchy-ass magic to render those pages unreadable. Still...The Prince shook his head in amusement. He alone could see into the hearts of the trollz and what He saw was an over-abundance of low IQ, thusly, the trollz were ignored and their simple magic was redundant.
The Prince told His people "How ye choose to use this power is up to you, but remember your 5-a-day, and ye shall be healthy".
Here endeth the lesson
Goth is good
Amen.
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Page last updated: Jan 14 2012
COMMENTS
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LadyDarkRayne
18:03 Jan 14 2012
*shivers* at the mere mention of The Mark of Shame Well done Pagan! She who always speaks the truth and calls things as they are. She who is not fooled by what is spoken of the Trolls about the little vampires, lycans, demons and otherkin. *Bows to Pagan Keeper of the Texts*
PAGAN
19:19 Jan 14 2012
haha! Thank you LDR! :)
Vampirewitch39
22:51 Jan 14 2012
Nice Pagan. :)
moonkissed
04:21 Jan 15 2012
Very entertaining.
imagesinwords
05:15 Jan 15 2012
Awesome as always :)
Requiem
07:52 Jan 15 2012
I love it when you write these. :)
Dragonrouge
22:55 Jan 22 2012
Great!!!
Senet
05:01 Jan 27 2012
Nice :)