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I am just a regular vamp wondering this empty shell we call earth...my physical being has been alive for 20 years but my tarnished soul has been here for hundreds. i am looking for a lady vamp to full fill all my dark desires..i want to unleash my evil throughout the land and i am looking for a partner to join forces with to make my fantasy come true...throughout time man has been in search of meaning. Not this vamp. I found my meaning 700 years ago I’m a damp dim lite cave in translevania. Her skin illuminated the night sky. My loins yearned for her as I ejected my demon semin inside her tangy bat cave releasing my spawn inside. I sucked on her warlocks until blood oozed out of her nipples. This was my first taste of evil. I’ve been in search of her ever since. Scanning the horizons for her majestic soul.. Ken Ken I know your out there.. I will find you and bed you down once more.