is high!!!!!!!!
Set at 16:20 on June 27, 2009
Quote: I'm cooler than the other side of the pillow!
I'm the most intense, laid back person I know. If that doesn't make sense, what does? I?m an over-achieving under achiever. I?m a grammar junkie, but I really can?t spell all too well. Eloquence is important. Overly quite people tend to weird me out. I have no problem admitting my flaws; I mean, hey there are so few. Just kidding. Sense of humor is a must for any match, or just being able to put up with my poor one. I?m down for going out, but up for staying in. I?d describe myself as ?meticulous,? but I think my friends would just say I?m a goof ?
A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543
calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal
Orgasm
Real................................112
cal
Faking................................315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal
Lets Talk About Sex by daishonta | *The Basics* | Whats your name?: | Nic | Age?: | 21 | Favorite position?: | Depends on location | Foreplay or Roleplay ?: | Foreplay | Barely clothed or Fully naked?: | Naked | Ride or Be rode?: | Be rode | Front or Back?: | Front | Fast or slow?: | Both | Rough or Gentle?: | Rough | Fucking or Making love?: | Both | You cum first or after?: | After her 3rd | *Places* | Bed or floor?: | Bed | Shower or bath?: | Shower | Park or beach?: | Beach | Jacuzzi or pool?: | Jacuzzi | car or truck?: | Truck | Rain, snow, or sun?: | Rain | Train or bus?: | Train | Back of movies or mall dressing room?: | Movies | Public restroom or porter potty?: | Neither | Grave yard or playground?: | Either | Boat or Airplane?: | Boat | Classroom or janitor closet?: | Classroom | *Sex Food* | Strawberries or Cherries?: | Strawberries | Chocolate or whipcream?: | Whipcream | Ice chips or icecream?: | Ice chips | Honey or edible warming oil?: | Warming oil | Take this survey |
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