Do you really need me to describe myself? Make your own objective opinion. If it's bad, screw you.
Well, anyhow.
Let's see if I can give at least a few minor details so you can go away and not annoy me.
I'm NOT depressed. Life's too damn short.
I'm NOT nice. People are mostly idiots anyways.
I'm NOT gonna feed your ego if you don't deserve it.
My ego is large. Massive to be in fact. Deal with it.
I like watching idiots harm themselves. Makes me warm and fuzzy
I have Asperger’s Syndrome. Don't know what it is? Look it the hell up, I'll wait. I won't answer questions about what it is. It's the bloody internet and Google doth rock.
I have been single for 7 years. YES 7 YEARS! You now know. Don't ask me if it's true. It is and I will ignore you.
To clarify this: It is a personal choice. I am irresponsible, insular and downright antisocial. I figured long ago that I am not good in relationships. While it's not always me that causes problems in my relationship, my actions and who I am usually have something to do with the reasons behind the breakup.
I am actually pretty good with women up to the point it becoming an actual relationship.
An addendum for all the amateur psychiatrists. Please, you have no clue about me. Not one person has even come close to psychoanalyzing me from reading my profile. The one thing they have got right is that, yes, I do have a lot of hate. I enjoy it actually, and it makes me happy. It's funny how none of them think this is possible. As for the whole "open mind" spiel. Yup, I'm not that open minded. Does this mean I cannot see where other people are coming from? No. It means that while I see where you are coming from, I know you are wrong. Does I think you are a dumb person? Again, no. I think you are misinformed or choose to believe in ideas that are contrary to reality. It's ok. I forgive you.
I do NOT believe that vampires, werewolves, magic or any other of the supernatural things discussed in this forum are real. There is no scientific evidence for it. Logic and reason prevail with me. Saying "the only way to believe is feeling it inside" is not a valid form of proof. Just because you believe something whole heartedly does not make it true. Proof requires repeatable emperical evidence. Science has prove this over and over. If you do not believe this, just take a second to think about the computer you are using to read this. Hard science fact makes it possible. It has been repeated billions of times so therefor is fact. Easy huh? Using anything else than scientific reasoning to prove something will just cause me to dismiss you and your opinions. Cry to your mom about it.
Well, that's the basics. For the positive side of me (yes there is one) you need to know what most people consider the negative side first. That is the whole point of this and nothing else. If you can get past yourself and over your own closed minded beliefs, then talk to me and then you can get to know the rest of who I am. Don't and I won't lose sleep over it.
Hate me, call me ignorant or whatever it is that will make you feel better after reading this and you're offended or feel threatened. I will be ok. I promise.
Women:
These are traits I do not like in women. They are deal breakers.
1) Needy.
2) Whiny.
3) Depressed.
4) Down on themselves.
5) Anorexic...no one likes a bag of bones, unless you are truly a sick freak.
6) Naggy. I'm adult that doesn't live with his mommy. If I reallllly feel the need to be nagged, I'll move back in with her.
7)Cheating. No ifs, and or buts. Just one time is enough. No excuse is going to be good enough. Lying about it is even worse.
Likes:
Dragons
Metal
Computers
Dragons (yes that much)
Dead things
Making things dead things.
RPGs
ME
Making fun of the stupid and ignorant
Making fun of you most likely!
Not hearing whiny bitches yap at me.
The feel of .45 when I squeeze the trigger
Enough of the feel good nonsense. Time for (drum roll please!)
Dislikes:
You, most likely. If you think not, talk to me and prove I won't.
EMOS! Have you killed an EMO today? I wish I had!
Whiny bitches (they come in both genders)
Anne Rice books YES IT'S TRUE I HATE HER AND ALL HER TRASHY Vampire romance novels. FUCK HER IN THE FUCKING EYE!
L Ron Hubbard. See Anne Rice but think Sci Fi.
Most foods
Most people.
People who don't know who Norman Borlaug is and why he is a great person.
People who idolize celebrities. Come on, most of them are useless morons who pontificate mindless drivel.
Liberals
Conservatives
Anyone who can't think for themselves.
Scientologists. I've read what these people believe. It hurts my head.
All About Rating:
Alright. Here's the deal. If you leave a 'stamp' on my comments that is huge because you have a small ego/penis then I am going to block you. No questions. I'm not gonna 'downrate' (god that is a gay ass term) you or otherwise bother with you. If you couldn't take the time to read my profile and find out how I feel about that, well, it's your own damn fault.
My system is simple. I will denote the key points so you won't have to comment or email asking why I rated you what I did.
I do not care what you rated me. Telling me won't affect what I rate you. I know a lot of people say they rate 10 but rate lower. Go ahead. If you need that kind of ego boost, have at it. You are the one with the low self esteem :P
1) Music playing. Sorry, even if I like the song, I can't stand this. I usually have my MP3s going so it just makes it hard to hear what I want to listen to.
2) Bright, eye searing colors. If it hurts my eyes to look at your profile, that's gonna lower the number.
3) Large fonts and/or font colors that make it hard to read against the background.
4) Pictures. Tons of pics that cause me to have to scroll forever are bad. Very bad.
5) Intelligent use of Scroll Boxes. Using scroll boxes is awesome, but not if they are poorly placed, too large or there are 50 of them. Intelligent use will add points.
6) Quizzes. If they are not in a scroll box near the end of the profile I will lower my rating. If the first thing on your profile is a quiz, I will lower my rating.
7) Atrocious grammar and spelling. I did major in English in college. While online grammar and spelling do not have to be perfect, the lack of punctuation, correct capitalization and some sentence structure is just maddening. The same with horrendous spelling. Doing poorly at these can lower my rating quite a bit.
8) EMOs. Automatic one. End of story.
9) Juggalos and Juggalettes. They will never get higher than a 5. Even with a killer profile.
I'll get more key points later. This should handle most inquiries.
Ranting:
Ok, enough. I could go on for days. 'Till next time, have fun hating me!
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