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So im at work today and the foreman is like good morning I would like you to take your excavator and put some of that Steal stare case in the back of my pick up truck, (NOW if you were smart you wouldt ask a Operator to do this to your NEW TRUCK but he did)Im like Sir I really dont think this 3 ton 4 foot long 6 foot wide broken SHARP steal is going to fit in the back of your 1/4 ton truck.. he is like you work for me and just do what I tell you IM like OK THEN . i walk the machine over to this fucking big chunk of steal and its hardly holding on to the bucket with the thumb claw Im like its not going to work he yells out JUST DO IT i cant be here all day Im like whatever i get it over his truck and the fucking 3 ton steal slips out of the claw ROFL righ into the bed of his truck it bounces backj out and scratches this shit rith out of the side of the truck and totaly riped the side of the quarter panel and the tail gate is like riped off ROFL .. he looks at me as his jew drops and i said told you so ROFL $4000.00 dolers dammage HAHAHAHA dumbfuck
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so im like at work the other day and im dieing and need a coffee, so like the retard I am I go looking for a local coffee shop. OH look theres one there, so i walk in and im wereing construction jumpers so i dont get all durtee, under them i have shorts on and i have to unzip them to get my money. this really good looking asian girl is standing there and says that will be 1.50 for the coffee. SO i unzip my jumpers and get the money. NOW at this point her face drops and she cant stop laffing Im all like OH do i get a discount for the strip show she cant even stand up now she is laffing so hard. Im like ill give you another show at lunch. and I leave she is still trying to breath she is laffing so hard. so im working my ass off and its lunch so i go back to the coffee shop for something to eat and she sees me and starts laffing Im like told you i would be back and I order and unzip my jumpers to pay for the food ands she drops to the table laffing and she cant breath im like Hmmm this is sorta odd but what ever. Im like can I use your wash room she points to it laffing so i walk in and unzipo my jumpers again and then it hits me MY SHORTS ZIPER IS BROKEN and YES my weener is hanging out I start to laff at this point I walk out and look at her and say OMG i didnt really mean for a real strip show she said lunch was on her HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck me it always happens to me I sware
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New Story LOL
so Im at work and there is this guy by the name of randy that works with me he is the head boss for the crew, anyways im a sub contractor for his Co and randy is a funny guy always doing dumb shit. anyways everyone on the crew is a bit afraid of randys power and the willingness to fire ppl if that say shit. LOL then there is me who calls his retard on a reg basis. anyways were working by a train station when this WACKED out guy dressed up in girls stuff walks by . A tany LOL so everyone is looking because buddy tranny guys shit is hanging out as he is walking up the stairs. and there is like 100 ppl shaking there heads grossed out. and I yell out . "HEY RANDY YOUR WIFE IS HERE" Randy says were and the Tranny yells down RIGHT HERE BABY ! HAHAHAHAHA all 100 ppl burst out laffing and Retard Randy turns red faced LOLOL 1 point for me !
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So there I was just got off work and beat dead tired. SO i decide the hell with this traffic sucks and im tired im going to have a drink at the bar untill the traffic slows down and i dont have to dick around trying to get home. I walk into this bar and order a drink, the bar tender looks at me and says sure thing cheers, I walk over and sit down at a table and sit back to relax. all of a sudden i hear all this racket going on over at the stage area so i get im and walk over pushing my self through this crowed of guys and get a seat at the front of the stage. so the lights start to dim down and the music starts. I hear some guy say the show is starting. there is like 100 guys all crowed around the stage now and its like a wall of ppl behind me... so i take another sip of my drink when this BUFF guy walks out on the stage in a sparkly thong AND i spit my drink out all over the stage LOL yeah i was now traped in a gay bar trying to drink my beer as fast as humanly possible, and get the hell out of there ... but as i get up to get out of there the crowed of men behind me are all trying to push me towards the stage also LOL so yeah thought my day was bad at work .. boy was I wrong.. Oh well i ened up with a few guys numbers ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHA joke ... Or Am I O_o
Infected not much elese I can say . not much really to say about my self other then im alive for the monet who knows from the next heh.
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*Only thoses who understand it will read it *
So i have got a lot of msgs from ppl here asking to get more information about my self. So were sould I start? Im not really the kinda guy to talk about my life all that much but what the hell it's The Web.
Lets see now I was Born In Mosscow Russia then Moved to Lazo Siberia and spent a good part of my life there. I lived in a small town In Lazo there is a road that runs through Siberia called the Road of Bones! Where over 20 thousand Political Prisoners died forced to work laboure Untill there deaths as punishment for there crimes.
So after spending a good part of my life hanging out In the cold ice land my Family moved to the Ukraine. didnt speand much time there few years or some shit . so we moved to Canada.
I finished school and was going to be a Dr i was 3rd year medical student when shit happend and studies got hard and i moreless couldent keep up anymore. SO life moved on and I started thinking what i needed to do next so I started a Construction Co with heavy equpment. Now my Co has grown crazy I have 6 200lx excavators, 4 bob cats 30 laboures and 9 work trucks . we do heavy construction building roads and stuff. most of the time im working 15 to 20 hours a day and not on the web much.
Right now i have about 2 months off because of the rain and weather so i have other guys working for me so i can actualy GET SOME SLEEP lol so thats how i got here I hang out on MIRC and got board one day and found this place and thought hmmm intresting guess ill check it out.
Kinda glad i did ppl here seem Odd and cool so i think i would fit in im kinda Odd but i wont get into that :P so here is a update. enjoy
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So.. i get a phone call from my mother last night, she asked me to come down and help her download some movies.. now my mother is 63 years old and i baught her a computer for xmas and shes never used a computer before.. so i go down.. spend about 5 hours teaching her how to open and "icon" ROFL so i down load morpheus for her.. and show her how to download movies... so everything goes okay after explaining to her about 500 times.. how to do it. so she wants to watch the movie memoirs of a geisha now.. everybody knows what geisha means.. in Japnese more less ( hooker) so i go home.. the next day at about 5 pm i get this phone call.. the movies finished downloading and she wants to watch it.. so im trying to explain to her how to open and watch the movie.. at this point shes getting confused frustrated and pissy... so she hands the phone to her boyfriend to talk to me.. so he can explain how to do it.. so this goes on for about 10 minutes... and i hear in the background.. ( OH YEAH BABY OH YAH BABY GIVE IT TO ME *HARDER HARDER* ) I start laughing... i hear her in the background ( my mother) what the fuck is this... yelling at her boyfriend what did you download.. i couldnt stop laughing.. becuse it was her who downloaded everything.. and she is trying to blame him for it. ROFL
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so last night i decide to have ashower i get into the shower turn the water on... noticed the water pressure has gone to shit its like dripping out of the shower head.. so i remember i have the washer machine on but the way i got it hooked up is to a hose to a tap outside.. so its raining like a bitch out and windy like hell.. so i got a towel wrapped around me and my light is burnt out on my back steps so.. like a typical dumbass.. i just want my shower.. so i take the first two steps and then the next thing i know my legs are up in the air... and im hitting ever stair on the way down as im falling down the stairs NOW this is about 3:30 in the morning I am laying outside in the cold rain.. 0wned by slippery stairs.. so i hurt my arm scrapped my leg hurt my other arm.. my leg is hanging off the railing ( towel up over my chest) and my buddy comes walking thru the back yard... and says.. *what the fuck are you doing now* i look at him and say.. having a shower?! he says most people do that in their bathroom... ROFL meanwhile i got water dripped on my balls from the broken gutter... and he just looks at me and say ( OKay?) and walks away.. yeah just another day in the life.
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So I was up late the other night, Nothing new, So sun is comming up 6 or 7 am now and i cant see anymore. Im cross eyed lookin at my computer screen. SO its time for me to go to bed . Lights out . ZZZzzz
I dont think i have ever fell asleep so fast in my life just DEAD out of it . So like 20 mins goes by early Sunday morning and im right out like the dead. and all of a sudden ** KNOCK KNOCK KNCOK* Oon the door. I jump out of the bed from a dead i mean DEAD sleep ROFL.
So im trying to look for something to put on and i see some shorts and thorw them on and not awake banging into doors and walls like a drunk from sleep im trying to get to the front door. Finaly i find the front door after almost falling down the stairs lol. I open the door and i see a man and woman standing there all dressed up, there like good morning Sir and start talking , but to me i cant even hear what there saying because im standing there ina drunkin state of waking up from the dead instant sleep i was in. The guy is talking and talking im trying to think is this guy a cop or what. so i look just past him and notice she woman with a kinda smile on her face and her face is turning blush. so i look at the guy standing infront of her and he is still Babbling about some shit or what ever im answering him with one word sentances like " yeah hu huh sure" but my attention is faced more towards this woman standing behind him beacuse her smile and redness to her face is getting brighter. SO at this point i figure out there jahova witness, and the woman has this Big ass smile on her face, so im wondering wtf is she smiling at whit his guy NEVER SHUTS UP. so i look around behind me and kinda look around trying to see what she is looking at. so i look down and see that im standing there and getting cold because the door is open and im in shorts and thats it. BUT then i look more at my shorts and Notice there inside out, backwards, pockets hanging out the sides like ears, AND MY WELL YOU KNOW WHAT HANGING OUT THE HOLE IN THE BOTTOM, HAHAHA so Now I see whats UP so the guy is still talking and I start to LAFF I Cant stop I say . dude i have been standing her for 20 mins and your telling me about god but GOD DAMM IT WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THAT MY **** WAS HANGING OUT hahahaha he looks down and goes *GASP* the look on his face was priceless, the woman turns Instandly red I slam the door and fall to the ground laffing so hard I cant breath.. so there you have Yet another day in my life .
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"Death waits in the dark. [Ns]
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