First off, let me make this
EXCRUCIATINGLY clear. I'm not looking for a lover.
I'm deeply in love with Jeffrey Bedard. I don't want to cyber.
I don't want to flirt. I don't want to touch your penis. In fact,
if you ask me to or make any references implying that, I will
block your sorry ass.
Thank you.
And now back to my profile!
My name is Heather. I married my hero 01 Dec 2008.
Our baby boy was born on 21 Sept. 2009. He's amazing.
I couldn't be happier. I'm Scots-Irish and Cherokee and
damn proud of both. I'll have to go ahead and inform you
that I am a country girl at heart. Though I'm ecclectic in my
musical tastes, I'd rather listen to Rodney Atkins than
Megadeath ANYDAY. I like guns, cigarettes, and deer meat,
and I'm not afraid to admit it. There's nothin better than
sitting on the back porch at night with my husband.
I may be from the south, but that doesn't mean that I'm
a retard. I spell correctly, for the most part though
sometimes I slip up a bit, and I can't, for the life of me,
figure out what "You don't know me from adam" means.
I say, y'all and probably one of my favorite past times
is 4x4in' and 4wheeling. Yup... There's a difference. As
do most true southerners, I love to eat, and I love to
cook. BBQ is an all time favorite. I was raised Southern
Baptist, but Meh... I don't really do religion anymore.
I'm not on here to claim to be a 3000 year old vampire.
In fact, if you claim to be a 3000 year old
vampire, or even to be a 100 year old vampire, I'll probably
just make fun of you. I'm here to make friends, have some
nice conversations, and possibly some IRL meet ups. I'd like
to think I'm really down to earth, kooky, and sometimes
even funny. I like to make people smile, laugh and happy in
general unless you piss me off, and then that's just another
story. I'm a very creative person. I like working with my
hands, and I learn things better when I have hands on
experience. So,more on me when you scroll down. Go on,
scroll!
I ♥ Jeffrey.
I ♥ Christopher.
I ♥ Edgar Allan Poe.
I ♥ Dr. Pepper
I ♥ rock.
I ♥ NINJAS! {OH YA!}
I ♥ the word "penis."
I ♥ Sun Flowers
I ♥ Gizmo.
I ♥ piercings.
I ♥ barbed wire.
I ♥ converse.
I ♥ boots.
I ♥ nudists.
I ♥ mustard.
I ♥ thigh highs.
I ♥ knives.
I ♥ techno.
I ♥ comfy underwear.
I ♥ Tim Burton.
I ♥ flicking lighters for no reason.
I ♥ orajel.
I ♥ ties.
I ♥ sleeping.
I ♥ black nail polish.
I ♥ fucking with psychologists.
I ♥ Mardi Gras beads.
I ♥ tattoo shops.
I ♥ weird colored hair.
I ♥ Corsets.
I ♥ oxymorons.
I X Deployments.
I X Homophobes.
I X pubic hair.
I X hairy chests.
I X bra straps that fall down.
I X headphones that go IN your ears.
I X chocolate.
I X George "Dubya" Bush
I X wiggers.
I X peanut butter.
I X being sick.
I X fake ghost hunter shows
I X guys that just wanna get laid.
I X manual Can openers.
I X Medicine.
I X White cat hair on black pants.
I X goodie goodies.
I X most television.
I X being irritated.
I X prejudgemental douche nozzles
I X people that just want attention.
I X people who make fun of others
because they're insecure
ABOVE ALL, I X STUPID PEOPLE!
Aerosmith,
Alan JAckson,
Alien Ant Farm,
Bach,
Beck,
Beethoven,
Better than Ezra,
Big & Rich
Billy Currington,
Blake Shelton,
Blink 182,
Brad Paisley,
Breaking Benjamin,
Carrie Underwood,
Collective Soul,
Counting Crows,
Concrete Blond,
Darius Rucker,
Dave Mathews Band,
Depeche Mode,
Doc Walker,
Disturbed,
Eagle Eye Cherry,
Enya,
Evanescence,
Fall Out Boy,
Flyleaf,
Foo Fighters,
Foreigner,
Gary Jules,
Gin Blossoms,
Godsmack,
Goo Goo Dolls,
Good Charlotte,
Gretchen Wilson
Hinder,
Hoobastank,
Ian Van Dhal,
Incubus,
Jason Aldean,
Justin Moore
Kansas,
Keith Urban,
Korn,
Lady Antebellum,
Linkin Park,
Lonestar,
Lords Of Acid,
Marc Et Claude,
Marilyn Manson,
Martina McBride,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Miranda Lambert,
Montgomery Gentry,
Mudvayne,
Panic at the Disco,
Pink Floyd,
The Offspring,
The Postal Service,
Powerman 5000,
Puddle of Mudd,
Queen,
Quietdrive,
Rammstein,
Rascal Flatts,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Rob Zombie,
Seether,
Simple Plan,
Skillet,
Slipknot,
Smash Mouth,
Smile Empty Soul,
Static X,
Sugarland,
System of a down,
Taproot,
Third Eye Blind,
Tim McGraw,
Toby Keith,
Tool,
Zeromancer
