Mad ghouls, creeps, weirdos, zombies, blood suckers and nail biters... listen and spread the word! Horror and academic study are not always a hideous progeny.
Babel Fish says...
I like reading, eating, listening to novelty horror themed music of the 1950s and 60s, watching horror films and then going to bed. I like...
VINCENT PRICE...
A Select Horror Filmography of Vincent Price
The Invisible Man Returns (1940)
House of Wax (1953)
Mad Magician, The (1954)
House on Haunted Hill (1958)
The Fly (1958)
The Tingler(1959)
The Return of the Fly (1959)
Fall of the House of Usher (1960)
Pit and the Pendulum (1961)
Tales of Terror (1962)
Twice-Told Tales (1963)
The Raven (1963)
The Haunted Palace (1963)
The Comedy of Terrors (1963)
Diary of a Madman (1963)
The Last Man on Earth (1964)
The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
The Tomb of Ligeia (1965)
Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965)
Witchfinder General (1968(AKA The Conqueror Worm)
The Oblong Box(1969)
Cry of the Banshee (1970)
Abominable Dr. Phibes, The (1971)
Dr. Phibes Rises Again (1972)
Theatre of Blood (1973)
Vincent (1982) (voice)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
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THE CRAMPS...
I was a teenage werewolf
Braces on my fangs
I was a teenage werewolf
And no one even said thanks
And no one made me stop
I ran a two-minute mile
I had to blow my top
In the teen full moon
No one could make me stop
No one could make me stop
A teenage werewolf
A pair of little boys
A teenage girlfriend
Got her lot of scars
Somebody please make me stop
Ohhh please…
You know, I have puberty rights
And I have puberty wrongs
No one understood me
All my teeth were so long
And no one made me stop
A Midwest monster
Of the highest grade
All my teachers thought
It was growing pains, oh no no
Somebody stop this pain, ohhh…
ZOMBIES...
KILLER APES...
VINTAGE PULP COMICS....
Here's some more cool pulp comic covers....
DISCO...
JOAN CRAWFORD AND BETTE DAVIS...
ROBOTS...
Three Laws of Robotics by Isaac Asimov
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
CONTORTIONISTS
EXOTICA...
THE SHAT...
“I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!”
CLASSIC UNIVERSAL MONSTER MOVIES...
HIGH HEEL SHOES...
Live dangerously... in 10 inch heels...
TROPICAL COCKTAILS...
Blue Hawaiian
An old favorite - Conjure up a Waikiki happy hour anywhere!
1 oz. Light Rum
1 oz Blue Curacao
2 oz Pineapple Juice
1 oz Cream of Coconut (optional)
Can be served straight up, over ice, or blended.
Combine all ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice, shake well, and serve in a Collins glass.
JOE DALLESANDRO...
VAMPIRES...
There was a bright full moon, with heavy black, driving clouds, which threw the whole scene into a fleeting diorama of light and shade as they sailed across. For a moment or two I could see nothing, as the shadow of a cloud obscured St. Mary's Church and all around it. Then as the cloud passed I could see the ruins of the abbey coming into view, and as the edge of a narrow band of light as sharp as a sword-cut moved along, the church and churchyard became gradually visible. Whatever my expectation was, it was not disappointed, for there, on our favorite seat, the silver light of the moon struck a half-reclining figure, snowy white. The coming of the cloud was too quick for me to see much, for shadow shut down on light almost immediately, but it seemed to me as though something dark stood behind the seat where the white figure shone, and bent over it. What it was, whether man or beast, I could not tell...
When I got almost to the top I could see the seat and the white figure, for I was now close enough to distinguish it even through the spells of shadow. There was undoubtedly something, long and black, bending over the half-reclining white figure. I called in fright, "Lucy! Lucy!" and something raised a head, and from where I was I could see a white face and red, gleaming eyes. Bram Stoker's DRACULA
MESSING AROUND WITH IMAGES IN PHOTOSHOP... THIS IS ME AS A VAMPIRE!
INSECTS...
Insects
These tiny loiterers on the barley's beard,
And happy units of a numerous herd
Of playfellows, the laughing Summer brings,
Mocking the sunshine on their glittering wings,
How merrily they creep, and run, and fly!
No kin they bear to labour's drudgery,
Smoothing the velvet of the pale hedge-rose;
And where they fly for dinner no one knows -
The dew-drops feed them not - they love the shine
Of noon, whose suns may bring them golden wine
All day they're playing in their Sunday dress -
When night reposes, for they can do no less;
Then, to the heath-bell's purple hood they fly,
And like to princes in their slumbers lie,
Secure from rain, and dropping dews, and all,
In silken beds and roomy painted hall.
So merrily they spend their summer-day,
Now in the corn-fields, now in the new-mown hay.
One almost fancies that such happy things,
With coloured hoods and richly burnished wings,
Are fairy folk, in splendid masquerade
Disguised, as if of mortal folk afraid,
Keeping their joyous pranks a mystery still,
Lest glaring day should do their secrets ill.
John Clare
PIN-UP ART...
ROY LICHTENSTEIN'S PAINTINGS...
NICK CAVE...
LATE MEDIEVAL PAINTINGS OF HELL AND THE LAST JUDGEMENT...
EDGAR ALLAN POE...
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