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To be kind to you would be better to be more kind to a pig,
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes. If I throw a stick, will you go away or do you like really like the taste of death when it back your way,You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice and drink your coffee threee times a day and run and hide and trash talk to someone online but never face to face.You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter. If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used you would be perfect.Don't scare me death is free for all.I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening only of foll would listen to words of the fool. You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one i can help,Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have five fingers; The middle one's for you,if you really think i give a fuck come get some it would be better is satan himself seen you not me by the way you're caps it locked just like the words you speak and them that follows is your toys i know everything never piss on the wrong stone,i am not warning you i am telling you,
better bring a army you will need it.