It was a full moon on a warm sunny night when I, the first woman to come from evolution, was bitten. It was just a run of the mill evening, licking frogs and grooming myself then suddenly I became another blood lustful creature (mind you I was already eating blood oozing meat) Then as luck would have it around 1200ad a frisky marsupial named Tom bit me, and now when I morph into my vampiric state I sport cute little prickly things all over my hand and nose…I must say, it is so much easier to bitch slap and draw blood then to stalk and bite.
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The oh so lovely person who set up that poor man's VR with distaste, is actually a member:
https://www.vampirerave.com/profiles2.php?profile=ShaolinWicca
Also this one:
https://www.vampirerave.com/profiles2.php?profile=MasterThoth
I'm not sure if it's one and the same. Kinda looks the same.
I registered a free account. One cannot do anything with it, except look around. I looked. Got bored. But I did notice it mentioned a TOS.
Funniest bit in that was this:
"7. NO RESALE OF SERVICE:
You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell or exploit any portion of the Service, use of the Service, or access to the Service/Site."
That site might as well be a carbon copy of VR. I amazed that the above member is allowed to get away with advertising his website on his VR profile page...
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Sevenn
21:27 Mar 31 2008
This is just so totally "you" that it makes me laugh everytime I see it!
Sinora
21:36 Mar 31 2008
That's sooo funny lol
Elemental
23:35 Mar 31 2008
Cute....sort of like me trying to wake a certain VW I know :)
LordVlkodlak
03:01 Apr 01 2008
... Military Style
Vampirewitch39
01:29 Apr 02 2008
Ha ha Elemental. :P
:) It is very cute.