these are all aweful
and i have gotten all of these in some message form (not on here) within the past month in no particular order.
when will human males learn..........However I will say not all of these are from men............
extra brownie points if you figure out which are from men
and which women
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*******PEOPLE - DO NOT EVER USE THESE*******
1. Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da BOMB!
2. just call me milk ill do your body good
3. I like the finer things in life and you're damn fine!
4. You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.(haha)
5. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
6. You look absolutely yummy... may I please have a taste?
7. I like the finer things in life and you're damn fine!
8. If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
9. I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
10. You must be a prizefighter. One look at you, and I’m knocked out :)
11. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
12. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
13. So what else do you have going for you besides your good looks?
14. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
15. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of Heaven.
these are just SOME
damn you idiots
ill post more if you all enjoy them
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my TV just went *fizzle**pop**crack**BOOM*
i no think thats a good thing......
my best work is not done while in tears......
I miss you dearly my friend.......why did you have to pull that trigger...... We love you...... Why did you have to leave us like this........
6 months ago today, I was bawling my eyes out.
6 months ago today, I said you couldn't do that.
6 months ago today, I was convincing myself that this wasn't real.
6 months ago today, I told myself that this was a dream.
6 months ago today, I woke up to a nightmare...
And 6 months ago today, I could not turn around
Without running into walls…
6 months ago today, I was scared and confused
But 6 months ago today,
I had to realize that I lost you…
So tell me that up there sometime
You are, writing music
Enjoy yourself up there, my friend
6 months ago today, I lied down
6 months ago today, my smile was a frown
6 months ago today, I couldn’t accept
But 6 months ago today… You were… set free
im giving up on food
no more for me
COMMENTS
So gonna walk around with an iv from now on? Mmmm saline
LMAO, last time that I wrote a journal entry about that people commented rudly. I say good luck with that one. ^^
Actually it's what you eat that makes all the difference to your body. Technically if one just stuck to meats, vegetables, and fruits....would slim down just fine, along with some excersize like walking.
It's knowing what to put in your mouth and what not to and really, it's easier than one might realize.
Artist - your the one who gave me the idea xD
artist stole my idea! LOL
COMMENTS
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QueenOfFAIL
09:03 Jul 31 2010
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
conan6866
06:56 Aug 02 2010
hmmm i wonder some thing
ladylilac
04:15 Aug 04 2010
wonder what
RIFF
04:43 Aug 05 2010
very touching and appealing to the eye
markus666
02:49 Aug 06 2010
The beauty that your picture reflex, can not be compare with the beauty within. Excellent!!