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why is death portrayed as a man in a black hooded cloak and caries a sithe? why is it that death is portrayed as having a list and not something else like a table of names times they will die and how they will die? why is death portrayed as someone who is not friendly and hates every one? well there are some more questions that involve death for example why is it me and not the drunk that t-boned me and killed my whole family? so tell me what you think and ill get back to you as soon as posible

valintines day it sucks for the ones who have nothinig but themselvs for entertainment. So why do we celebrat this holiday. is it for the "ones who love each other and rub it in the ones who don't. or is it to help the others who don't have a thing. but the real question is, is will not celebrating the holiday efect your life?????

well if ne one reads this post your coments on my profile. or will some one please tell me there is a forum on this

Cloak & Dagger



A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. Then he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room.



He was now completely naked in the halls of the headquarters of the most powerful military organization on the planet. And he felt pretty ridiculous.



Getting an idea, he walked naked and purposefully through the corridors until he reached the Research & Development laboratory. He walked in and saluted the Head Scientist.



"I am here to report the partial success of the personal invisibility device!"

EASY-OFF

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation, so he pays a visit to a sex shop for a remedy.

The clerk hands him a little purple can and says, "This is Stay-Hard spray... put on a little and you can go all night!"

Excited, Sidney takes it home, stashes it in the cellar on a shelf, and waits eagerly for bedtime.

Later that night, he sprays some on his member and then goes upstairs to his wife. To his utter disappointment, however, the remedy seems to make him orgasm quicker than ever.

The next day, Sidney returns to the sex shop, angrily slammed the can down on the counter, and snaps, "This stuff makes me worse than before!"

Upon reading the label, the clerk asks, "I dont suppose your hid this stuff on your basement shelf, did you?"

"Yeah, so?"

"You must have grabbed the wrong can, sir... this is Easy-Off."

A Bad Fight

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister., "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"

"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "its not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"

"I know, I know!" said Joanna., "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"

why is love so hard to come by these days? why is it not until you feel ready do you find true love? one explaination could be is that "love " is a particular "feeling" that we humans have created to cover the anguish fear and pain that we suffer every day. that is just my opinoin.