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Kiara walked along the sandy shore of the beach, arm in arm with James Franco. She tossed her hair into the wind and smiled at the beautiful sunset.



"Vieeeeeeeeeeeeew" James howled and together they laughed.



In a slightly raspy, quite sexy voice, Kiara said, "Oh, James, you're just so hankeringly humorous."



To which he responded by stopping her, turning her towards him and saying, "Kiara, you bring meaning to my life. For that I am eternally grateful." He pulled her close and...



"KIARA!!!! Why didn't you make me dinner?!" Her fathers voice thunderously inquires.



She opened her eyes. She was in a smelly sleeping bag in a smelly tent next to a smelly Colleen. The two girls grumbled and mumbled, reluctantly scrambled out of the tent and flopped down in front of the camping stoves.



"What are we having?" Kiara's father asked. Colleens father looked at her as though implying he wanted to know as well.



"Kraft dinner," Both girls said simultaneously.



After getting the dads to light the stoves, the girls set off kraft dinner making. A moment of silence passed and then the dads went to sit by the fire and discuss the trees in the area.



Kiara started to sing who loves the chocolate. Colleen couldn't resist, even if she wanted to, so she joined in the song.



Not too long later they were scarfing down freshly hydrated grub. Colleen, apparently, scarfed too quickly and forgot the wonders of chewing. She stopped eating, went buggy eyed and massaged her esophagus for a few minutes before returning to her food. Which she now ate slower, one might add.



After dinner they all ventured to explore the rocks and tide pools off to the left. As the dads started commenting on the rock formations, Kiara and Colleen set about poking anemones. The laughed with insane delight when their fingers got sucked in.



And that's when it happened.



The dads had wandered off, deep in discussion about the weather. Colleen was giggling cheerfully as she poked a particularly large and squooshy anemone.



Kiara saw it off in the distance. It was racing along at an incredible speed. It seemed to be heading straight for them.