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Custom Light Bulb Joke
19:36 Oct 21 2008
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Custom light bulb joke:

How many Ad Executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A whole office, and a survey team.The question is whether they will make the Target Group change their light bulbs in time for the product release.

How many Plumbers does it take to change a light bulb?

"That is a job for an electician.", "I'm a Plumber Mama."

COMMENTS

ThothLestat
21:35 Oct 21 2008

re: ad execs

not bad, not bad... i would also accept "All of them, but the Art Director shall take full credit for it."

dabbler
21:46 Oct 21 2008

Or an extra light bulb with each professionally installed light bulb..

Joke..
04:01 Oct 18 2008
Times Read: 752

Lets all be thankful for Nipples, without them tits would be pointless.

- from Stand-up night at a local bar

COMMENTS

Bones
04:20 Oct 18 2008

Ah, but why do men have them? O.o

Angelus
15:45 Oct 30 2008

can't have nipples on your cartoons on VR though.

**shakes head**

my drawings got censored.

VAMPIREBLONDEE
15:40 Dec 05 2008

I like that,lol. Well, thankfully I have nipples :) So my tits are not pointless....lol.

Revenous
12:00 Mar 18 2009

Lol funny, that reminds me of the shittiest movie ever "meet the spartans", when one of the nipples fell from that fat guy from borat and he staple it back,, so retarded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwUfQhiIoXI 1:00-1:10min , ou and for the person who said why guys have it then, some male with paralisis from the waist below uses those nipples for pleasure, i read.o.O unusual..

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23:32 Oct 05 2008
Times Read: 760

What is An Usher of Limbo?

An Usher of Limbo, is a person that exist in the portal between the after life and this life. Since Limbo is for Non-believers they act as Welcoming, Or Greeters. There is more but for now that is all that is need to be know.

COMMENTS

matahariivy
00:33 Oct 09 2008

So you're like a greeter at Disneyland?

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