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01:48 Jun 13 2014
Times Read: 471

Is it just me or is it just a fact that maybe 2 percent of Vines are remotely funny, and the rest are desperate failed attempts to stage "hilarious occurrences"?

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23:19 Jun 10 2014
Times Read: 483

So the live feed from the scene of the Oregon High school shooting is streaming and they have what appears to be a student detained as they are searching his vehicle. What can be seen? A big ass glass pot pipe. Guess he picked the wrong day to bring his paraphernalia to school. Just like the person that happened to have a gun.

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Dakotah
01:03 Jun 11 2014

I read about the guy with the gun, too. Really they need to make metal detectors mandatory in all schools. And this kid had a rifle... walked right into the school with it. I am glad I am out of school. There just too dangerous now.

06:01 Jun 09 2014
Times Read: 498

An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling.

“I’ve got an eighteen-year old bride who’s pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”

The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, “Well, let me tell you a story. I know of a guy who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a season.

But one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

So he’s walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM !

The beaver drops dead in front of him.

“That’s impossible!”, says the old man in disbelief, “Someone else must have shot that beaver.”

The Doctor says, “My point exactly.”

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LipsofMorphine
00:50 Jun 10 2014

OMG. to funny.

00:34 Jun 06 2014
Times Read: 529

A fine example of something that happens often on this site. http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2014/02/09/uk-woman-jailed-for-trolling-herself-trying-to-pin-it-on-family/

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